Giveaway from meako (master of mischievous merriment and mirth)

knarfeng said:
Gents,
Some limericks are known to be crass
They have words we don't mention, like "ass".
Lets keep the words clean
Then the limericks will remain
Otherwise, this thread will not pass

Not an entry.
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If you say "not an entry"
Reserve it for gentry
A certain rudeness of chatter
To me ,does not matter
But we've alerted the mod who's on sentry.
 
knarfeng said:
Gents,
Some limericks are known to be crass
They have words we don't mention, like "ass".
Lets keep the words clean
Then the limericks will remain
Otherwise, this thread will not pass

Not an entry.
Click to expand...

meako said:
If you say "not an entry"
Reserve it for gentry
A certain rudeness of chatter
To me ,does not matter
But we've alerted the mod who's on sentry.
Click to expand...

Very good guys! :D
 
knarfeng said:
Gents,
Some limericks are known to be crass
They have words we don't mention, like "ass".
Lets keep the words clean
Then the limericks will remain
Otherwise, this thread will not pass
Click to expand...

...Just when I was putting my finishing touches on a wee ditty about Samson and the jawbone of a, well, you know.

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Nice giveaway, Meako! :D

Hope you're feeling better 'n better. How about, don't fall off your bike again.
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~ P.
 
Hope you are feeling well. :D

So it was the famous Colonel Mustard,
Always in a fish hat, a Mean kind of Bustard.
A dagger indicated by a clue,
With this last line I bid adieu.
A dagger it wasn't, but a Sod Buster!
 
bvik said:
There once was a knife knut named meako,
A Traditional sub-forum freako.
He sat in the shade
Whittlin' with his blade,
Nicked his thumb and then sprung a leak-o!

Best of luck on your recovery, and thanks for the chance!
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The Winner.
bvik rhymed meako with freako and then leak-o giving the whole limerick a jaunty nautical yet slightly offensive mood.
Which is outstanding.
Thanks to one and all for the good wishes and of course the limericks.

Had to go have dinner. Excuse me.
In honour of bviks win
I have summoned my muse and ...

It was slightly offensive
and made me quite pensive.
Tho all did well,
bvik did excel.
Hope the postage ain't too expensive
 
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Congrats to the winner, and thanks, meako, for the fun and different GAW. :thumbup:

Andrew
 
Congrats to bvik on your well written Limerick!
And thanks to Mr. Meako for pulling us into the world of Rhyme and Mayhem!! (I am sure there is a limerick there, somewhere!!
 
Well done sir! And Get Well Soon Meako! :)

We all have days that are stinkers
Even us occasional drinkers
Hard to know what to rhyme
With ginger and lime
So I’ll drink to being a thinker
 
With the sun going down in the sky
To heck, here’s mud in your eye
I make it a rule
Just one Moscow Mule
And I try never ever to lie

 
Congratulations bvik :)

I'll say that thread was quite jolly,
And I kept thinking 'by golly',
It improves all our days,
In numerous ways,
So let us never stop this folly.

PS: I envy you for having that fish-hat :D
 
Well done bvik !! And thanks again to meako for leading the lot of us through this glen of gaiety. No price can be put on the small smiles it brought to us all (and even those not brave enough to risk being foolish, but foolish enough to brave our efforts).
 
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