God save us from morons..... another knife freakout story.

There's an old saying which always starts with: "There are two kinds of people..." First off, that's a stupid expression since there are in fact not two, or three or four or even five different kinds of people, but over seven billion kinds of people. But for the purposes of this discussion, there are two kinds of people: 1) Those who tend to view pocket knives as weapons, and 2) Those who don't. You ran into the first kind.
And, there seem to be two major ways of addressing these people: 1) Courtesy, empathy, understanding, and respect (even if you don't agree with them); and 2) Disdain, contempt, lack of understanding, and disrespect--be it deliberate or inadvertent. As usual, striking a reasonable balance between 1) and 2) is probably the way to go.

Some people carry what they want when they want and use it when they want. Though the belief in personal freedom is admirable, the lack of self-consciousness or empathy towards others is not. Others prefer a more chameleon-like discretion in terms of what they carry, which is also admirable but can be taken too far if one is too concerned about how others may be reacting.
 
Wonder how far she would have held her hands apart if I had used my 0560, maybe 3 feet?
Not really.

blade Overall Length X Her Mind = How She Sees It
7.76"(n) = 14"
n = 1.804
ZT0560 Overall Length: 8.8"
8.8"(1.804)=15.8752"
~1.3229ft

I would love to see how she react if someone pulled out a Rajah II/ Espada XL.
 
Funny thing...Ask someone "gotta knife?" in CA and the normal response is "why would I have a knife?"

Ask the same question in NC and the normal response is "how big ya need?"

:D
There's truth to what you say (particularly not just in the State sense but in the regional sense); just be careful about over-generalizing. California is huge and has about 40 million people, with a substantial mixture of urban and rural or semi-rural. Of my two best local California friends, one loves guns and knives and has a good collection.. the second one will not touch a gun and whenever I hand him a pocket knife his mind immediately clicks into "weaponry mode".
A lot of it depends on the environment of course. Friend 2 lives in Los Angeles, and let's be honest: what exactly do you need a 4" hunting knife for in South Central LA? Doing a lot of whittling? Friend 1 lives in a less urban environment, and his knives just blend in.
 
Hmmm. I've actually never had a real "freakout" experience before. Maybe it's because I'm in NC and ever other person has a knife.

I've had one. I forget what was said exactly, but it was something along the lines of 'that thing's dangerous and it looks like it could kill someone'. This was directed at a Kershaw Chive mind you. This is a big tourist area sadly, so you get a lot of people from who knows where during the summer.
 
Worst I had was being told "you need to put that knife away because it can be considered a weapon." I was using a Mini Styker to cut food at a restaurant. I think the waiter was a little confused about the whole Blue and Red TABC signs, there place being a Blue sign so weapon possession is legal.
 
These are the same type of people who don't know an AR from a RAV 4. It would be simpler to walk around with a 20" razor sharp lawn mower blade, because it does not say "knife" on it.
 
It is San Antonio, after all it probably scared her because folders are illegal...

Folders in general are not illegal in San Antonio. However, locking folders are. So folders such as your traditional Case knives and so forth are perfectly legal to carry. This law is generally not enforced and is more of a 'oh yeah, nail him for that too' ordinance and you've probably got worse charges to worry about if they're hassling you about your knife. This is pretty much the case with knife laws in a lot of places. I've talked with members of law enforcement in my area that I know well and have gotten similar responses from them on the subject of how they actually go about enforcing knife laws. Now back to San Antonio. Even if you are stopped for carrying a knife that is 'illegal' in San Antonio that is perfectly legal to carry under state law, if you take it to the state level you will probably come off with little more than a warning. This is because that the city ordinance overrides state law and is technically illegal in and of itself assuming that the legal system there works in a similar way that it does here.
 
I like that a good portion of people I ask for a knife will look around and say, "Depends...you a cop?" Good ol' NYC. :p
 
If someone asks me I say, "Of course! Don't you?"


I had a knife freakout incident recently myself, I'll have to post it in here for you folks to laugh about.
 
I think the waiter was a little confused about the whole Blue and Red TABC signs, there place being a Blue sign so weapon possession is legal.

I don't know that TABC has anything to do with knives. State law say you cannot carry an unlicensed handgun in bars and certain restaurants that serve alcohol and TABC determines which restaurants fall in which category. The law has to do with handguns, not knives.
 
Hmmm. I've actually never had a real "freakout" experience before. Maybe it's because I'm in NC and ever other person has a knife.

Sorry Dbag, but I'm gonna sneak one in...

Ever wonder why 'most' women are so bad with measurements? For most of their live they have been told that this <---------------------------------------------------------> is 12"! Hahaha I amuse me.
 
I don't know that TABC has anything to do with knives. State law say you cannot carry an unlicensed handgun in bars and certain restaurants that serve alcohol and TABC determines which restaurants fall in which category. The law has to do with handguns, not knives.

No it applies to all weapons as defined in PC 46.01

Edit: I was wrong, looking at my law book.
 
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Not really.

blade Overall Length X Her Mind = How She Sees It
7.76"(n) = 14"
n = 1.804
ZT0560 Overall Length: 8.8"
8.8"(1.804)=15.8752"
~1.3229ft

I would love to see how she react if someone pulled out a Rajah II/ Espada XL.


:thumbup: I love that you did the math... I believe you found an unknown naturally occurring constant:

The Sheeple Exaggeration Factor (SEF)
n = 1.804

This can be applied in many areas...

17 round Glock Mag = 30.668 rounds (must be some kind of assault weapon)
 
Yes there are a lot of people who react to knives in silly, ignorant, and irrational ways. The real danger is if they call the police and embelish their story. This is a very real danger that we all need to consider. If you take your knife out in a public place and use it to cut something, and if a person says something stupid, and if you say something in response that they consider to be even the slightest bit threatening or scary, they might very well call the cops, either because they are genuinely afraid of you, or because they believe it's illegal to carry such a knife and they want to punish you or get you jammed-up.

It's very easy for a person to tell the police that you threatened them or "brandished" your knife at them in a threatening manner, etc, etc. And if it's your word against theirs, and if "they" are a woman, you could find yourself under arrest after the cops search you and find the knife. Sound like paranoia? Consider the times we live in and the types of ignorant and irrational people who occupy this country. And consider how cops see things- you are carrying a knife, someone was scared enough to call the cops because of your knife, and "they" are telling a very different story than yours. Believe it or not but sometimes people go to jail as a result of such "misunderstandings" and he-said/she-said encounters.

Personally, in thirty-something years of openly carrying a knife I've never had a negative reaction from people, not even during the past eight years of openly carrying a fixed-blade (urban areas, stores, retaruants, etc). But if someone did freak-out and say something negative I would be as polite and friendly as I could. Having someone call 911 on you and saying that you're "threatening them with a knife" is not an experience you want to have. Carry smart, use smart, avoid trouble.

And just to speak up for my California bretheren, I couldn't begin to count how many pocketknives I've seen people carrying and using here. And I can't remember to count how many openly carried fixed-blades I've seen here in the urban areas of San Diego.
 
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:thumbup: I love that you did the math... I believe you found an unknown naturally occurring constant:

The Sheeple Exaggeration Factor (SEF)
n = 1.804

This can be applied in many areas...

17 round Glock Mag = 30.668 rounds (must be some kind of assault weapon)

LOL This is hilarious, and honestly scarily true.
 
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