Good Excuses Thread

Just because we are approaching the season for this. . . .

Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right INFI hint. It had to be firm, but subtle. Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!


Or the ever popular, "Honey, your brother just needs killin."

Or "Did you know that zombies are real?!"

Or "Look, I'm just upgrading our Bug Out supplies."
 
Here's one for you honey! It's a great chopper, now you can get dinner ready EVEN faster!
 

1.) "It's a matter of home security!". . . . . :eek:

2.) "The day you can buy a pair of shoes that will sell for more than 50 cents at a garage sale a year after you buy them, will be the day that I stop buying INFI. . . " :eek:

3.) "When I want your opinion. . . I'll beat it out of you!" (This one only works for gay couples)

And my favorite . . . .

4.) "The more weapons I buy. . . the less violent I feel. . . and that's good for the cat!" . . .:D
 
Because I will never need another knife like it.

This excuese also works about a dozen time then you are on your own.

Darkjedi:cool:
 
idahoskunk said:
less than that for me:o :barf:
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Is that less that 235 from your "job" as and outdoor playboy?

What about the other dozen or so income lines on the tax return? (rents, royalties, dividend, interest, capital gains, gambling, annuities etc etc.)

Anyway $235,000 was just a number (not my number) you can adjust up or down as necessary.
 
I thought all you guys posting here were rich! :eek:
 
This one only seems to work after you have a few knives and show your Wife the current prices they are selling for and when She knows what you paid for them.

By the Way, this happened to me just a few months ago.

I wanted to trade a few older knives for maybe a bunch of newer Busse knives, This is how I build up what I own, Buy at retail, keep a few years then trade for current knives.

My wife said No!!

My Wife said this, Not me!!

She Said:

"Why Sell knives that you cannot just buy(My Current Collection) to buy knives that you can just order and recieve? At Retail?"

"Just Buy the Current knives"

Nine AK's three Pork Belly Skinners and a few Skeleton keys later she still says that same thing, I Do love this Woman.
 
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