I knew a guy, who had a hamster smuggle a safetypin,(I'll leave the details of how a hamster could smuggle a safetypin to your imagination) and he tried to smuggle the hamster,(see previous comment in parenthesis) onto a plane he was so busy laughin' he got busted, yet I don't see his hamster listed in the FBI PDF. Not a single picture, let alone an X-Ray.
Seriously though, this document sets a standard that will be referred to by every government agency, every public gathering place, and the security department of every Disney Land style resort for next century, and I doubt there is anything we can do about it.
Like it's been said before, I own a bunch of these items, and I also collect concealable/discreet devices of personal protection.
What bothers me also is that the FBI didn't go to the experts, hell I'd love to have a job like that, a more accurate description might help to dispel the beliefs that most of these items could be successfully used as a weapon capable of taking over an entire plane load of irritated travelers.
The other thing that pisses me off is that in the dispelling of this info by the FBI they neglect to mention that these people didn't take over the planes with any sharp item, the threat of a bomb going off was what lured the passengers into a sense of complacency.
I lost a very good friend in the terroristic attack on the Trade Center,(as I'm sure many people here have) but the irresponsible way the FBI tries to pawn documentation such as this off as training/informational aids is a slap in the face to the people who lost, and gave their lives on that day.
This document will do nothing to prevent this type of thing from happening again, any one who has done a fair amount of air travel will see this, it's nothing more than an attempt justify what they have been doing in the last year and a half.
Sorry to be such a downer, on the light side it is funny when you take it out of context.