Gunting Seminar - Vancouver, BC. Nov. 9/10

oh BOK you great one, will you actually grant me the honour to sit in your car? do i get the privilege to put MY ass in YOUR seats? that is truly my dream come true... *sob sob*

oh please :rolleyes: you can go suck a fat one BOK ;) j/k

Bram : i bet i'm looking more forward to meeting you than you are to meeting me! :D warning: i am extremely energetic and talk too much for my own good. it's what, 9am for the first day? hell, i'll be up and running at 6am, get some coffee, steroids, caffeine pills, protein pills, wash it down with some vodka, and i'm all set!

my only fear is screaming like a girl. gawd, i hope i don't. i hope i don't do anything stupid either, just ask BOK, i do LOTS of stupid things: "stick the Gunting in my eye? hyuk hyuk, duh...sure!"

for two days, on Nov 9 and 10, i'm NOT gonna be a girl. i'm gonna leave every aspect of my girl side at home and i'm leashing out the big guns, drawing out my macho side and rough houseing it with you all. i'll burp, i'll fart, i'll scratch my morning itch. i'm NOT gonna disappoint you guys.

GET READY GUYS, HERE I COME!!! :mad:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

aXed
 
Bolo,
Hahaha, actually maybe I do need a ride in the big red machine.....Now that I think about it, running all the way to knight bridge then across it then all the way to silvercity is quite the distance. I figure I should save some energy for the seminar itself, don't worry about your car, I'll contain myself.

aXed,
I've seen you rough it up before........I have to agree with BOK, you ain't that tough........I'll be ready for ya.......Its gonna take more than burps, farts and morning itches.;) (Haha, I have a feeling I'm in **** with this post
:D )
 
Don't worry about rides all you whiners. I'll give you all a ride if you can meet at my house. Master BOK will provide.

But this cab ride has a minimum $5 fare. Thats right! Empty out your change pockets ya Gunting crazy men (and aXed)!!:p
 
Yuk,
No prob. I'll pick ya up, and you don't gotta pay!

AXED...
dont worry bout YUK... he's just jellous cuz the picture you painted with your last post looks more than a man than he is. hehe...
I got your back.

~BoLo~
 
Bolo,
Take it easy on BOK, aX will handle the "easy" stuff,keep your eye out for another great guy ,Don just signed up for the Seminar,can't wait to see the pics.thanks for taking them!
jim
 
BOK,
Damn, I better take out my cheque book.

Bolo,
Haha, if farting and itching is the measurement for manhood, dude, I'll hand you that title. I can not content in that category. The measurement is in the pants. By the way, if you got aXed's back, who's got your big backside covered??? Wait, I think I see my shoe in there.:D

aXed,
You should hear some of the smack Bolo says about you. Its not pretty at all......:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
heheh....YUK....dood.......what smack about axed? its all about u and bok, and its all up front. you know i dont do the behind the back stuff. it aint my style...

and as far as my back, dont worry... y'all know i got back (and front)... if you dont recall, my but is deadlier than the gunting (in some ways)... so, want your shoe back?:barf:
 
What's the survival rate for old out of shape farts with no formal knife training like myself?

Are there any more spaces?

Since tomorrow is Nov 1, is it too late to register?

:confused:
 
Still a couple of spots left. I'll work the details out with people as the last few requests come in.

Thanks guys.
 
Anybody can do this.. I have permanent disabilities in my neck. arms, hands and back..but I can do this..gunting thing...
and it works quite nicely thank you very much...
aXed..while you are pouring down coffee,and getting all revved up..and slinging down that Stohli...think of bringing some espresso for the "old"teacher and win a few points...

hmm I second the idea of Nova & bagels..we were geting nova with them right????Chive cream cheese please...

I'm bringing some goodies with me in case any of you want to buy some...

OK off to the NYC Custom Show and then Fort Hamilton to teach...
 
I think I've been getting signs from someone up above trying to tell me not to go haha...would make sense considering all the trouble I've had haha. Ah well I'm a slow learner...takes at least 5 bolts of lighting to make a point. Thanks Steve for all the help I really appricate it :D :D :D . Hopefully it will be smooth from here on in...:footinmou ( knock on wood).
 
Bolo,
It ain't your style??? Hahaha, please.......you can't hide it. aXed, who do you believe? BOK, you work with him, you can back me up on this one......I'm sure during work, he slips a comment or two.
 
Bru,
Steve will let ya in!! Just hurry! BOK,BOLO,YUK & LITTLE aX, "Be very thankful",I am unable to attend!! Also better "learn"!! I have
been known to show up unexpected,"practice"" ! Why ??Cause there is next yr,& all your****** will be mine!!!Bram & Steve will introduce you to Mr Pain! Me I'll give you you BA degree,only one I will show mercy to is aX, CAUSE YOU ALL PICK ON THE POOR SWEET THING!
HAVE FUN PEOPLE!!
jim :cool:
 
YUK... (punk..trying to team up on me) seriously... you worked with me for a good year, think back... when have I blatently said anything personally bad about some one?? very rare occurance dood... True... my mouth is in competition with my ass in size... but majority of the time it's all nonsese and one liners, making fun of myself... call me...we'll settle this off line. I'll set you straight...

Jim... I yet to say anything bad about axed...(on or off line)
but hey..I already have a BA degree in going through pain. One of my old instructors stamped "Training Dummy" on my forehead (or was it just "Dummy"? :confused: hmm..) but wouldn't mind upgrading to my masters. learn better going through the pains. Bring it on baby!( :footinmou I think I'll probably regret this)
 
Whats it like another week now? Yes I think the length of this thread shows the enthusiasm out here in Vanland. Gunting population out here gets larger and larger as this thread goes on.

Jim - you call aXed the 'poor sweet thing'. Good Lord I was just training with her the other day and she left some pretty good welts on my arms and a couple bruises on my shoulders. I feel like I need some sort of apology...but...we made a deal not to say sorry for any 'physical roughness' that may occur while training. So ummm yeah anyone wanna trade partners?;) :p ;)
 
Yeah, this is the thread that does'nt end. The enthusiasim of this crowd is mind numbing. Rabid packs of guntaholics.
 
THAS RIGHT BABY! i popped BOK a few good ones, but we made a deal not to say sorry, so too bad dude. but if it makes you feel any better, the next day my pinky was swollen, but it's all cool, it's all cool

jim! you freak! what "poor sweet thing"? what "lil ax"? :mad: just to let you know, i'm far from little, i'm actually 5"9 and weigh about 185lbs, so watch it! :D

alright ladies, in one week, all your asses are mine! no mercy baby!

aaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!:mad:

aXed

ps.... should i suck up to Bram or should i leave that for FC, BOK, and Bolo? whatdayasay Bram, espresso?
 
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