Happy Holidays Thread

Thank you very much for Hawaiian Ti plant, Bookie
 
Bawanna, my young neophyte. You are too boisterous and should seek the mystical Corn Patch for further light and advancement. Go lie on your bed of nails and chant 50 times: Bookie brings in the bucks and Bawanna got riddum.
 
There's a large ring of truth in that statement. Me and bucks never stay together for very long.

Your so out of date though, I've long ago replaced the bed of nails. I now use drywall screws, sharper and more meaningful.
Also add the sleep number system so you can dial in how dense the bed of drywall screws is, wife always selects zero, I of course being the half man that I am always select the max 120.
 
I saw the movie trailer for the newest Mad Max flick. Holy jumpin' Jehoshaphat!! Was that your chair I saw making all those clouds of dust out in front of the howling horde of sycophants? Had all those Texas Massacre chain-saws studded off the sides? multiple trench mortars firing off the back, and a giant snow plow blade hanging off the front? I'm impressed, dude. Max, can I get your autograph?
 
Of course I'd be honored, course nothing in life is free unless your dealing with the queen of HI Auntie.

Just send 19.95 plus shipping and handling and I'll get that right out my good friend.

Let me guess Mel Gibson weren't in the movie with me this time huh?
 
New Mad Max:eek: Guess imonna get dragged to the theater again. She just hears "Mel Gibson" and turns to a quivering blob of gelatinous goo. Then she tries to console me by telling me how much i remind her of Mel. Yeah right! More like Alfred E. Newman:rolleyes:
They filmed Chainsaw Massacre just up the road from here. You dont know yet Bookie but Bawanna and I been working this wheelchair thing out for a long time now. I think were gonna ditch the snow plow for a cow catcher though. Seems more appropriate.
 
Bawanna, here is my fav scene in the movie trailer! I can't believe you can move so fast!! (Unless, of course, Ndog is helping push.) Regardless, that is still one badazzed set of wheels!
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Fresh FF Black Powder, only explanation I can think of. Kamidog tried the pushing routine but he kept getting burned. I'm thinking maybe we should have offset the push bars a bit, get him out of the line of fire as it were.

Picture looks more like something you would do with a properly equipped Huey though.
 
Yeah jetwashed nads aint fun:eek: I learned that onetime when Jay Leno asked me to push start one of his rigs. Wont do that again.
Ya know come to think of it I think that was Bookie in the gyro-copter! Ill have to go back and take another look. He even had the woolen hat on!
 
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