There's a large ring of truth in that statement. Me and bucks never stay together for very long.
Your so out of date though, I've long ago replaced the bed of nails. I now use drywall screws, sharper and more meaningful.
Also add the sleep number system so you can dial in how dense the bed of drywall screws is, wife always selects zero, I of course being the half man that I am always select the max 120.