Hello from St. Mary's from Uncle Bill.

Last Sunday Dr. Juell cut out about half my large intestine and installed a couple of by passes for food in and waste out.

OK we're waiting.........what kind of khukuri did they use?
(File under: kooky kookri product placement ideas :D)

It is good to hear from you Uncle. Get well and get out of there; and, don't worry, if there is one thing that we have perfected in this country, its the art of fattening people up.

n2s
 
gravertom said:
Great news! :)

Tom

ps to the group- Do we really want a field test report on the Bura bedpan?! :eek:
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Yes, yes we do. It has been such a long time since the infamous triangular box has shown up at my cursed locale, that should it contain a Bura Bedpan, it will be Ballistolled & vigorously field tested.

Like Don Quixote, I will choose to believe it is a combat-tested Ghurka chest protector... or possibly... some type of groin/butt armor... maybe held on with one of those diaper things the sumo wrestlers wear. DIJ can send one, I bet.

Will post pix of display with Khuks & regimental attire.


Ad Astra
 
I bet you had those intestines ever since you were a little kid, and were kind of attached to them. Smoke on the way.
 
I've a confession to make about Bill's intestines. After Kismet posted and set that wonderful tone for all of us, I was going to ask Bill how much his intestines cost? I didn't because I thought it would be too morbid- that most of you wouldn't understand. You'd think I was callous or a freak or something.

Now I find you can't leave Bill's intestines alone. You're playing with them, whipping them about, making promises you can't keep.

God Bless this Forum. We'll make it.


munk
 
Great to hear from you, Uncle Bill.
My postman thinks I'm cheating on him because he hasn't seen "one of those funny looking boxes" in a long time. :D :D
Prayer and smoke continues for you and Yangdu.
 
It's so good to hear from you, Bill. You've been on my mind since I first learned about your health problems a few days back. Get yourself out of there and have a few Heinekens, an easy and enjoyable way to take in some calories. ;) (Ensure works pretty well too but is not nearly as enjoyable.)
Prayers, positive thoughts & smoke will continue. Stay strong in spirit & the rest will follow.
 
Gee, Uncle Bill, one more operation like that and your farts'll be shrill enough to set the dogs barking. :D :D

Get well. Get home. The Almighty is starting to complain about all the racket on your behalf.

Stephen
 
Of course you're losing weight... cardboard hospital food isn't all that palatable! Tell 'em you want pizza & Big Mac's & milk shakes and plenty of ice cream! Wishing you the best Uncle Bill... get home soon!
 
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