HELP!!!. . . Advice Needed!!!!. . . . What Do You Do. . . . ? ? ? ? ? ??

I have no experience parenting but when I do have kids I sure hope they turn out smarter than me!
 
Use your Special Pork-Fu Jerry!! Sure works on us "kids":p

They sure do get Smart young these days :)
 
I share your pain Jerry.
I'm probably not as smart as you so I knew I was done for when my son was about 2-1/2.

The boy was asking, "Why?" about everything.
I thought I'd sneak one past him so I asked him, "Why is the sky blue?"
He didn't miss a beat and said, "Because it's daytime."
Arrgh.

I can help with the, "What Do You Do. . . . ? ? ? ? ? ??" part though. True schoolteacher story:
Question on kid's test: What is rabies and what can be done about it?
Answer: Rabies is Jewish priests, and there ain't nothing you can do about them."​

Good luck,
DD
 
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