Help talk me into a BK16

I heard that for a limited time you get a free chuck Norris with every purchase of a 16
 
Every BK16 comes with a copy of Strange Brew. Also, if you own a BK16 and a BK9 you win at life. True story.
 
Since buying a BK16:

I have never been in a hurricane.
I have never been in a tornado.
I have never been near a destructive volcanic eruption.
I have never been in an earthquake.
I have never had a flooded basement.
I have never had gout.
I have never been attacked by a bear.
I have never been mauled by an ocelot.
I have never been gored by a bison.
I have never been trampled by an elephant.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never broken a priceless antique.
I have never broken a promise.
I have never been in a car crash.
I have never been in a plane crash.
I have never contracted cancer.
I have never contracted herpes.
I have never been audited by the IRS.
I have never been forced to make polite conversation with Keanu Reeves.
I have never been shivved.
I have never been gang raped.
I have never had to spend an evening at a bar that plays Chicano music.
I have never lost a limb to rotating machinery.
I have never been fired from my job.
I have never been swindled out of my retirement savings.
I have never been deported.
I have never stumbled unknowingly into a combat zone.
I have never been unjustly accused of a crime.
I have never regretted spending money on a BK16.

Buy a BK16
But don't buy it for you.
Buy it for the people who love you, need you, and depend on you!
 
Since getting a BK16 my truck went from getting 13MPG to 22mpg and I got a pretty good deal on a used truck.

Either get the 16 or get one of these
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bigghoss said:
Since getting a BK16 my truck went from getting 13MPG to 22mpg and I got a pretty good deal on a used truck.

Either get the 16 or get one of these
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Actually, it looks like there are two of those.....

Seriously, if it will make you happy to own a 16, then just get it! In the long run, none of us NEED all of the knives we have, but they sure are fun and useful just the same. And if you find it doesn't improve your life, then you can give it away (to me) and get some good karma!
 
I'd say get the 16. I have a 2, 9, 11, 15, & 17, and still want a 16.
 
Congratulations, please post pictures and let us know how you like it compared to your other 4 inch knives. Please make sure your pictures have some boobs in them. If you want you can use my boobs if you have nobody else.
 
Congrats !!! Some things are just meant to go together. Peanut Butter & Jelly. Milk & Oreo's. BK9 & BK16, BK5 & BK15, BK2 & BK16, BK2 & BK14, etc..., etc... . :D Oh yeah, BK9 & Boobs !!!
 
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