Help Us Name Our Boat Contest

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July, 2004: We finally buy the boat we've been looking for, a Robalo 2160 cuddy cabin. Used, of course- I'm the third owner.
But this boat has never been named.... So if I name it, it sticks: no hoodoo with a boat name change ceremony.

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This is NOT easy. I had about 40 picks. Mostly, if I like it, my wife doesn't. I lean heavily towards Loose Cannon.
SHE says she won't ride in a boat with that name. BladeShark seems an obvious choice too. :D :footinmou

So pitch in, mates. What's a good boat name? If BOTH my wife & I choose to use your entry you will win... an MRE. That's right!
A tasty, government supplied treat, not for resale but can be given away. And I WILL mail it. Just ask mamav & mPisi, winners of my avatar contest.

And please don't suggest "Pierless". Irony is OK, but that hurts.

There's gotta be some great ideas for boat names out there. Goofs, spoofs and double meanings are traditional. And this isn't OT-
the boat has *always* sailed with a khukuri on board.

Thanks, and have fun.



Mike
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Unsinkable II :D

Capsize - Upside down of course.

The boat I'm sailing is called Jackpot, and it's signed by Jack Steinberger. It's a fireball. the second one is still unnamed, I have no idea either.

Keno
 
How about

Freedom

Someday Soon (I was going to name my boat that but never got around to it. Its sold now.)

Ice
 
How about naming it after your favorite model of kukhuri? HMS Sirupati has a nice ring to it :) Or maybe Foxy's Folly :D Perhaps one of the kamis would appreciate having a speedboat named after them :D

Or, on a completely different track, may I offer as a suggestion: 'Na Tsyrlakh'. It's a Russian expression, hard to translate into English; it purt-near means 'Rushing headlong, on tiptoe, with heartfelt vigor'.
 
First two are for Bruise.

The Atreides's Ball Peen Hammer

Wake of the Sleeper

What Cho Lookin at?

My Sin Cho Sin
 
42



According to the Hitchhiker's Guide, researchers taking the form of mice, which are actually 3-dimensional profiles of a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent race of beings, construct Deep Thought, the second greatest computer of all time and space, to calculate the answer to the Ultimate Question. After seven and a half million years of pondering the question, Deep Thought provides the answer: "forty-two".

"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
Deep Thought informs the researchers that it will design a second and greater computer, incorporating living beings as part of its computational matrix, to tell them what the question is. That computer was called Earth and was so big that it was often mistaken for a planet. The question was lost five minutes before it was due to be produced, due to the Vogons' demolition of the Earth, supposedly to build a hyperspace bypass. (Later in the series, it is revealed that the Vogons had been hired to destroy the Earth by a consortium of philosophers and psychiatrists who feared for the loss of their jobs when the meaning of life became common knowledge.) Lacking a real question, the mice proposed to use "How many roads must a man walk down?" (the first line of Bob Dylan's famous civil rights song Blowin' In The Wind) as the question for talk shows, after considering and rejecting the question, "What's yellow and dangerous?"—actually a riddle whose answer, not given by Adams, is "Shark-infested custard". However, this may also refer to the Vogon Constructor Fleet that demolished Earth, in that they were yellow and most certainly dangerous.

In one of the books, Marvin mentions that he can read the Question in Arthur's brainwaves. This does nothing to cheer him up.

At the end of the first radio series, the television series, and the book The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (the second book of the five-book 'trilogy'), Arthur Dent (as the last human to have left the Earth before its destruction, and therefore the portion of the computer matrix most likely to hold the question) attempts to discover the Question by extracting it from his unconscious mind, through pulling Scrabble letters at random out of a sack. The result is the sentence "WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE".

"Six by nine. Forty-two."
"That's it. That's all there is."
Since 6 × 9 = 54, this being the question would imply that the universe is bizarre and irrational; on the other hand, there is no proof that this was the actual question. After all, Arthur Dent composed only a minuscule fragment of the vast and complex computer matrix that was the Earth, and besides, it was stated that the computer's run had not finished when it was destroyed. In addition, Arthur and Ford realized that the original ape-like inhabitants of Earth were displaced by the Golgafrinchams, which could account for the irrational nature of the question in Arthur's mind (as he himself is a descendant of the Golgafrinchans). On discovering the question in the original radio series, Arthur Dent remarks: "I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe."

Another thought as to the false equation in the Hitchhiker's Guide was that the program (Earth) would have run correctly if not for the crash landing of the Golgafrinchams. This race introduced error into the program and thus turned what would have been the equation 7 times 6 = 42 into 9 times 6 = 42.

It is also possible, given Adams' often bleak view of technology, that the 6 × 9 = 42 answer is meant to indicate that the Earth project was a flawed design to begin with, one that was always going to produce the wrong answer even if the program had been run successfully.

It was later pointed out that 6 × 9 = 42 if the calculations are performed in base 13, not base 10. Douglas Adams was not aware of this at the time, and has since been quoted as saying that "nobody writes jokes in base 13." and also "I may be a pretty sad person, but I don't make jokes in base 13."

Alternately, some have suggested that the question may be, "Pick a number, any number." Although this is not exactly a question, Marvin the Paranoid Android asks Zem the mattress in Life, the Universe, and Everything to pick any number.

"I gave a speech once," he said suddenly and apparently unconnectedly. "You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
"Er, five," said the mattress.
"Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?"
 
Mmmm. Good so far...

"90 Miles to Freedom" was one near miss, as SWMBO is Cuban-born, and I do like Buffet. Similarly I am a "son of a son of a sailor"- granpa was on S-class subs between the wars.

Foreign phrases are OK too... let's hear more...

Bruisee? it's already named "the boat". Sometimes " the %$*@#* boat."

Also aka "the Robalo"

More to go on? It's fast- 200HP, and deep-vee hull means it can go way out in the Gulf of Mexico... If the Skipper isn't "Pollo Del Mar" :footinmou


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Hey, AA, name it after your wife. A couple extra brownie points are a FINE thing.

Or, how do you say "a hole in the ocean that you throw money into" in Cuban?
 
Bladeshark sounds corny to me. Great looking boat, not too big, not too small, good for fishing and getting around where the big sport boats can't get too. Any more information to go on to name the boat? Just on what you told us, maybe Sharp Ship, or something like that, but that sounds pretty corny too.
 
You got that right Aardvark. It's on a trailer now, but we're gonna launch it soon. 6 weeks after we got it, hurricane Ivan took out the pier.
Before:

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After:

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One (unrelated) for Danny:

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UFO's cause tornados, a lot of people don't know that. :rolleyes: But PhotoShop causes UFO's.

More about boat: rigged for offshore fishing, sleeps 2-4, 100 gal gas tank, can go about 45 mph on GPS, Don't know how many knots that is. Rides better than many in its class- very smooth deep-v hull cuts chop & waves.


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Two more suggestions, these kinda iffy:

Reepicheep: A character from C.S. Lewis' 'Narnia' series, 'Voyage of the Dawn Treader'.

Watanya Cicila: The Sioux name Chief Sitting Bull bestowed upon Annie Oakley after seeing one of her sharpshooting performances. It means 'Little Sure-Shot'.
 
....................sea ya.................

.................... Knot Now........


I had the same boat and the 21' open fisherman...wonderful boats, survived heavy gulf storms and really saved our lives...I sold them to go with a 35' I have had a lot of boats but the one like yours has always been the best
 
I'll give you a name I've been husbanding for quite a while; after all, I can make more, and it may be a while before I have my ship.

Bouncing Betty.

John
 
Mjolnir, or Thor's Hammer
"Mjolnir" means "lightning and was said to never break, always return after it had been thrown and none could stand before its attack.
 
!&4?&??ctre]I'll give you a name I've been husbanding for quite a while; after all, I can make more, and it may be a while before I have my ship.

Bouncing Betty.

John[/QUOTE]

John, I appreciate, but susperstition is invloved, and a Bouncing Betty (for non-veterans, and non-war movie fans) is a mine that goes off at groin level, usually set off by some careless mook in the patrol.

I don't want anything bad happening at that level...

Also, the boat rides very smooth... at the Blue Angels airshow last year, we went by boat, and there were 1000's of criscrossing wakes, some large... we did OK.


BTW, ordered a SRKW Bandicoot recently... looked up the co. on your rec. Hear many good things.


And John. Salt away some of the money you can't spend in the desert for your boat. I think we sank Saddam's, so you can't "liberate" it back here. :D
Be safe & well.

Mike
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