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Hey Moose maybe you have mentioned it before I was around here, but I have been wondering....and if I am being nosey just say so. Do you work for Ka-Bar? are you in sales or what? how did you get involved with them? whats your story dude...inquiring minds want to know. :) Edit: maybe answer after you have had a few "pops" so we really get the dirt. :)
 
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I think he just has magical powers over them, they send him free knives.
 
His formal position, I believe he told me is, "Grand overseer of motorized transportation destruction"
 
Moose was spawned into the world of Becker just over a year ago. A broken BK2 was sent back to Kabar, and made it's way to Ethan. Ethan, seeing no use for a broken knife, threw it into the river, where it sat, biding it's time. At some point, a nasty toxic waste spill poured into the area, and completely submerged the BK2. Soon after, a wild moose came and drank from the pool of BK2 toxic sludge, and immediately had the worst case of dysentery known to the animal kingdom. In it's leavings was found a fully formed manchild, henceforth called Moose. Ethan found this manchild in the wild, living off the land as a wild beast would, and in his kindness, he took in the manchild known as Moose, and taught him to be a man. Under Ethan's tutelage, he learned how to read, and write, and how to find porn on the internet. He accidentally stumbled into here one day on his quest for, well, something better left unsaid, and took a liking to the shiny sharp things. When he asked Ethan what they were, he was informed that they were the knives crafted by Zeus himself and handed down to man to use to tame this wild planet. Moose took a liking to the place of shiny sharp things, and after awhile, Ethan got tired of listening to him blather on, so he made him a Moderator as punishment for all his constant yapping. And thus Moose the moderator was born.

Whatever you do, please don't ask how Bladite came to be. Our lawyers will not let us recount that tale until the legal proceedings are finished, which at the current rate will be sometime in the year 2032.
 
DerekH said:
Moose was spawned into the world of Becker just over a year ago. A broken BK2 was sent back to Kabar, and made it's way to Ethan. Ethan, seeing no use for a broken knife, threw it into the river, where it sat, biding it's time. At some point, a nasty toxic waste spill poured into the area, and completely submerged the BK2. Soon after, a wild moose came and drank from the pool of BK2 toxic sludge, and immediately had the worst case of dysentery known to the animal kingdom. In it's leavings was found a fully formed manchild, henceforth called Moose. Ethan found this manchild in the wild, living off the land as a wild beast would, and in his kindness, he took in the manchild known as Moose, and taught him to be a man. Under Ethan's tutelage, he learned how to read, and write, and how to find porn on the internet. He accidentally stumbled into here one day on his quest for, well, something better left unsaid, and took a liking to the shiny sharp things. When he asked Ethan what they were, he was informed that they were the knives crafted by Zeus himself and handed down to man to use to tame this wild planet. Moose took a liking to the place of shiny sharp things, and after awhile, Ethan got tired of listening to him blather on, so he made him a Moderator as punishment for all his constant yapping. And thus Moose the moderator was born.

Whatever you do, please don't ask how Bladite came to be. Our lawyers will not let us recount that tale until the legal proceedings are finished, which at the current rate will be sometime in the year 2032.
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Well done good sir, well done!
 
Jesus derek...don't u gotta job to be at? :D Or are you a popular fiction writer and derek is you BF pen name?
 
clich said:
Jesus derek...don't u gotta job to be at? :D Or are you a popular fiction writer and derek is you BF pen name?
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Fiction? Good lord man, once you meet him in person you will be retracting that statement quick fast.
 
DerekH said:
Fiction? Good lord man, once you meet him in person you will be retracting that statement quick fast.
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O I believe you, but I thought the story included black knives, as black as a dying sun, not shiny ones. But then again, my history teachers were drunks
 
DerekH said:
Moose was spawned into the world of Becker just over a year ago. A broken BK2 was sent back to Kabar, and made it's way to Ethan. Ethan, seeing no use for a broken knife, threw it into the river, where it sat, biding it's time. At some point, a nasty toxic waste spill poured into the area, and completely submerged the BK2. Soon after, a wild moose came and drank from the pool of BK2 toxic sludge, and immediately had the worst case of dysentery known to the animal kingdom. In it's leavings was found a fully formed manchild, henceforth called Moose. Ethan found this manchild in the wild, living off the land as a wild beast would, and in his kindness, he took in the manchild known as Moose, and taught him to be a man. Under Ethan's tutelage, he learned how to read, and write, and how to find porn on the internet. He accidentally stumbled into here one day on his quest for, well, something better left unsaid, and took a liking to the shiny sharp things. When he asked Ethan what they were, he was informed that they were the knives crafted by Zeus himself and handed down to man to use to tame this wild planet. Moose took a liking to the place of shiny sharp things, and after awhile, Ethan got tired of listening to him blather on, so he made him a Moderator as punishment for all his constant yapping. And thus Moose the moderator was born.

Whatever you do, please don't ask how Bladite came to be. Our lawyers will not let us recount that tale until the legal proceedings are finished, which at the current rate will be sometime in the year 2032.
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Two Minor Corrections:
1.) The dysentery was not from the toxic sludge, it was from a leftover burrito someone had thrown out.
2.) The lawyers were optimistic about the 2032 timeframe, legal has now informed us that the US will have repaid its debt before the proceedings are complete.
 
clich said:
O I believe you, but I thought the story included black knives, as black as a dying sun, not shiny ones. But then again, my history teachers were drunks
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Well if everyone would stop stripping their blades then maybe we would have some black ones around here! Ever think of that mister? Huh?
 
clich said:
O I believe you, but I thought the story included black knives, as black as a dying sun, not shiny ones. But then again, my history teachers were drunks
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You'd be a drunk too having to teach a bunch of ungrateful degenerates. You're just jealous they didn't share their booze or attempt to molest you. BTW: I thought dying suns were white...
 
Arkanian said:
You'd be a drunk too having to teach a bunch of ungrateful degenerates. You're just jealous they didn't share their booze or attempt to molest you. BTW: I thought dying suns were white...
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That's just racist


Black dwarf (not racist)
 
:D Damn, what the hell is goin' on in here? I gotta meet Ethan for lunch in about 10 minutes, when I get back, I'll fill you in.

Moose
 
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