High Speed Tactical Air Cutters

Nice pattern welding on some of those blades, do you use wootz?

But how come none have saw teeth? If it's an air cutter surely it must be able to cut through a helicopter cockpit on its way to deanimation missions.
 
zenheretic said:
Anyone who is anyone knows you can't trademark empty space, it has been proven many times on the venerable Bladeforums. Not to mention the fact that where there is no hole and where there is no spoon, there is no trademark.
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To:
Mr. zenheretic,
CC: President Wilson

In response to your statement:
The "Talon Hole" is the circular pattern in that specific location on the ricasso AROUND the empty space that is trademarked... Perhaps if he changed it to a square shaped pattern...? :D:D ...That is, of course, should his standard production models have this "circular hole" drilled out.

Regards,
Jaxx27... Yada, yada, yada... ;)




LOL :D
 
MassMatt said:
Nice pattern welding on some of those blades, do you use wootz?
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If I may voice an opinion, close inspection of the photos using a classified laser microscope lead me to think that rather than wootz, the patterns are rather likely to be the product of a proprietary Sanford Marksalot technique!:cool:
 
This brings up the age old BladeForums question, "Which is better, Strider vs Sebenza vs Moon Wilson Products (MWP)..."
 
President Moon,

Are the rumors true that you were once a Special Operations Mall Guard?
 
While supplies last
I have a number of limited edition, hand made, RARE RARE RARE, custom SHEATHS made just for these knives...
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Get them while they last...
 
Moon wilson,
I am willing to license my proprietary telephone cord wrapping technique to you for use on your products. It has been combat proven to make mall ninja katanas more than several times more lethal and you can also use it to swing the knife around your head as a flail.
 
Dear Mr. Wilson,

While wilderness camping I often find myself positively surrounded by air. In those instances a nice cutting edge just won't do; and so I wonder: What sort of chopping ability do your knives have?

I know, I know -- "not a sharpened prybar" and all that. But I'm talking real-world, emergency application.

Jack
 
Jaxx said:
To:
President Wilson,
CEO, Moon Wilson Products

The 2 lower knives pictured in the image below have what is known as the "Talon Hole" on the edge side of the ricasso which, as you may or may not know, is a Busse Combat Knife Company registered Trademark. Mr. Busse has been contacted and has been made aware of this. He will be in touch with you directly concerning unauthorized usage of his corporate trademark.

Regards,

Jaxx27 BBQ Sauce
Member: The Busse Cult, Steward: The Right-Trough Conspiracy Committee, Senior Member: The Cool-Aid Gang, Member, HOG's of the Round Trough; '96.

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:D:D:D ;)

LOL, in all seriousness, moonwilson, ya got me crackin' up over here!! :D:thumbup:
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Dear Mr. Jaxx,

Your concern about unlicensed use of the "talon hole" trademarked by Mr. Jerry Busse was shared by our legal department. The two models that incorporated this feature are only research department prototypes, and will not see production. All models developed after the two in question to not include this feature, as you can see in two of the models above. If we decide to use the talon hole in production models, we will only do so after negotiating with Mr. Busse and fairly compensating him for use of his intellectual property. Conducting our business in an ethical manner is one of our top priorities.

On a separate and exciting note, a new "stealth" model was developed last night, we will post images and specs later.

Thank you for your interest!
 
WhitleyStu said:
This brings up the age old BladeForums question, "Which is better, Strider vs Sebenza vs Moon Wilson Products (MWP)..."
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I think the true answer to this question should be clear to anyone who frequents these forums. However, there is some room for interpretation, as the specifics of the term "better" are left unsaid.

If by "better" you mean "more innovative", then obviously MoonWilson Products are better. We are using a host of new materials that have never been used in knife production before. While there are some things a Strider or Chris Reeve product can do that ours cannot, there are several applications in which we are confident our products will perform at an entirely different level.
 
Jack Lewis said:
Dear Mr. Wilson,

While wilderness camping I often find myself positively surrounded by air. In those instances a nice cutting edge just won't do; and so I wonder: What sort of chopping ability do your knives have?

I know, I know -- "not a sharpened prybar" and all that. But I'm talking real-world, emergency application.

Jack
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Mr. Jack,

Our field testing has indicated that there are some situations in which an operator finds himself needing to cut more air, faster than is possible with conventional blade profiles. While all of our products are capable of varying degrees of air-chopping efficiency, we are actively developing some new models that will specifically address this concern.

While we prefer to keep specifics under wraps for obvious reasons, I can reveal that one of our models will be of the hatchet/ axe type. Another will be loosely based on the traditional Klingon bat'leth pattern, which is considered by many experts to be the ultimate air-chopping/ slicing tool. Our goal is to improve upon this legendary performance.
 
Dr. Wilson,

(I assume from your ground breaking products you have a PhD.)

What does the timeline look like for availability? Do you have an estimate on pricing? As these all look to be handmade, what is the wait period? When will your website be up?

On the last prototype model, in addition to the rivets in the handle, there seems to be addition polymer alloy fasteners on the handle, can you ellaborate on their purpose?

sincerely,
-Sir Ahren,
Hypotheritical head of purchasing, for a non existant unit that is not affiliated with the DoD.
 
Hi Sirahren,

It is a common misconception that I hold a PhD, though that is simply not the case. I do hold an MA and an MFA, from the University of Iowa though, and an MFA is considered a terminal degree in my field. I have instructed at the college level, but only as a TA. I am still waiting to hear from MIT if they are going to issue me an honorary doctorate in material science.

The fasteners I believe you are referring to were incorporated in only one prototype. They are constructed from powder coated, high-tensile steel, but have proven structurally insufficient in handling the high-load lateral stresses placed on handle slabs by some of our operators. We have addressed this issue in our newer prototypes, which rely on the chemical bonding of high-tech adhesives, rather than the mechanical attachment provided by steel fasteners.

We will unconditionally lifetime guarantee our products under normal use, and want to make sure everything passes strenuous testing before we bring them to market.
 
Mr. Porker,

We have now completed the top secret scientific testing of your new knife technology. It has been noted that, under moderate to heavy application of pressure utilizing water pump pliers (known as the Stiff Clamp test) the blade material actually de-laminated. This revealed the "transformer" quality you built in, forming the individual layers into the perfect shape of headgear to avoid alien brain wave interception. Brilliant!!!
 
As CEO of Air Test & Balance I would like to offer my services to validate your products using the Dwyer Electronanometer/38040/010036 as well as the Dynasonics ultrasonic flowmeter coupled with the Airflow/AV-2 rotating Vane Anemometer for testing Pos. and Neg. air pressure with your blades in use.....
 
GronK said:
Mr. Porker,

We have now completed the top secret scientific testing of your new knife technology. It has been noted that, under moderate to heavy application of pressure utilizing water pump pliers (known as the Stiff Clamp test) the blade material actually de-laminated. This revealed the "transformer" quality you built in, forming the individual layers into the perfect shape of headgear to avoid alien brain wave interception. Brilliant!!!
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GronK,

I would like to know how your testers acquired a sample of one of our products. So far, we have not released any models to the public, as we are still conducting in-house testing. I have conducted an emergency inventory check, and every one of our products is accounted for, except for the few hemp cord-wrapped proto models that were captured when our testing team was captured and murdered in Tikrit.

This can mean only one of three things:

A) the model you have tested is a forgery
B) your source obtained the sample from one of the insurgents guilty of attacking an American unit within Iraq
C) your source is himself an insurgent, therefore linking yourself directly to the insurgency.

In any case, your posession of a prototype is highly illegal. While we appreciate your interest in our products, our legal department is in the process of informing our contacts within the NSA and DOD. Expect a visit from some gentlemen in a black van very soon. Unless you desire a federal indictment for industrial espionage, I would highly recommend that you cease and desist all activity relating to our prototype, and turn yourself in to the proper authorities.

Respectfully,

Andy Moon Wilson
 
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