High Speed Tactical Air Cutters

moonwilson said:
GronK,

I would like to know how your testers acquired a sample of one of our products. So far, we have not released any models to the public, as we are still conducting in-house testing. I have conducted an emergency inventory check, and every one of our products is accounted for, except for the few hemp cord-wrapped proto models that were captured when our testing team was captured and murdered in Tikrit.

This can mean only one of three things:

A) the model you have tested is a forgery
B) your source obtained the sample from one of the insurgents guilty of attacking an American unit within Iraq
C) your source is himself an insurgent, therefore linking yourself directly to the insurgency.

In any case, your posession of a prototype is highly illegal. While we appreciate your interest in our products, our legal department is in the process of informing our contacts within the NSA and DOD. Expect a visit from some gentlemen in a black van very soon. Unless you desire a federal indictment for industrial espionage, I would highly recommend that you cease and desist all activity relating to our prototype, and turn yourself in to the proper authorities.

Respectfully,

Andy Moon Wilson
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Testing team? Captured and murdered? Your "boyz" sold one piece to my lawfully appointed agent. They were last seen at Khalil's Coffee Shop, Kikrit branch. They had de-laminated the remaining blades and were using the newly transformed headgear as hookah liners. They were ripping up bits of the hemp and stuffing them in the liner chanting "All you knife are belong to me".
 
GronK said:
Testing team? Captured and murdered? Your "boyz" sold one piece to my lawfully appointed agent. They were last seen at Khalil's Coffee Shop, Kikrit branch. They had de-laminated the remaining blades and were using the newly transformed headgear as hookah liners. They were ripping up bits of the hemp and stuffing them in the liner chanting "All you knife are belong to me".
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Thank you for this valuable intelligence. I have dispatched a high-speed tactical response team to Tikrit to ascertain the veracity of your claim. It is possible that the headgear your agent describes is blocking transmission from the tracking chips surgically implanted in our test team's skulls. Which further explains the sudden loss of signal detected by our satellite, rather than by the decapitation theory posited and reinforced by a grainy videotape sent to our office.

Subsequent high-level video analysis of the tape has confirmed that it is indeed a fake, and that the "bodies" it shows being beheaded were, in fact, G.I. Joe figures, cleverly disguised to look like our operators.

These traitors will be brought to justice swiftly, our intercept units are hot on their trail.
 
I'm gonna hold off on buying one until the Corpulent Emaciated Bad Dream Stealth Eagle Air Assassinators are available.
 
id buy 3 or 4 but it said 12rc at the edge :confused: thats pretty hard, im worried about chipping if i hit the ribcage or eye socket during a high speed, hard core situation ? like if i come across the age old new problem of fighting a terrorist armed with a crossbow that shoots chainsaws again !!!
 
The air slicer as a self defense weapon is used differently than most implements. You actually want to let your attacker hold on to the air slicer... preferably with his teeth while you hold his jaw tightly around it. Just the thought of it sends shivers down my spine.

The air slicers also look like they can be used to deflect alien brain waves. I have a special hat made of a similar laminated metal.

Ric
 
Is there not a concern with metal chelation in a alumino-cellulosic matrix? I think you should have used a starch based polymer. Straight chained polymers like cellulose are going to be way too brittle (assuming you are going for toughness instead of water resistance). Anyway, that is a mute point (as my wrestling coach used to say) if your heat treat is off (now I see why you went with cellulose).
 
Presumably the AL will provide the wear resistance needed for a cellulosic air knife to resist chainsaw abrasion. But again, probably limit the edge your tool can ultimately take. If the post fab treatment is off, all bets are off.
 
I dont want to speeak for MWC, but I can tell you these products have been in development for a long time. As a koolaide drinking member of the some of the other groups Dr Wilson is affiliated, I've seen some of his early products.

Suffice it to say he knows what hes doing. Also I'm not sure if this will be taken down by the mods since I'm gonna post without his permission, but I've seen the sheath protos. Definitely a solid product, low drag, high speed my friends...
 
I just wanted to put in a quick update. The newest model in development right now:

a FOLDER!

We've been on a fact-finding/ fundraising mission down in Miami for a few days, hence the dearth of new info.
 
:D This thread has been reported as SPAM. :D.
 
Dear Mr MoonWilson Esq,

I am the sole proprietor of a business that may be useful in your knives production. We here at Balistic Uniform Layering Labratories have developed a patented process that can be applied to your entire line of knives. Being that your knives are already a cellulostic aluminum matrix, they lend themselves perfectly to our Future Lamination And Material Enhancement process. What is the process you ask? It is a highly controled application of concentrated thermal energy. The application in regards to you MWP line would be effective on the cellulostic base material, yet not effect the structure of your aluminum composite laminate. This process is patented, and must be applied within exacting control atmosphere consisting of mainly of Nitrogen and Oxygen. The application device is ironically also cellulostic in nature, yet able to withstand the concentrated enegry output for a period long enough for the necessary reactions to take place. The device is coated with a sulfur bearing compound, which aids in the friction starting of the process. One our application device is "energized" the concetrated exothermic reaction would be brought to a close proximity of your cellulose based blades. The ensuing reaction will positively change the structure of the blade material, resulting in a composite carbonization. As we all know, the Carbon result is very important. First, carbon is neccessary for such items as Carbon Fiber, and Carbon Nanotubes, two of the strongest materials known to man. Carbon is also the material Diamonds are made from, and we know the Rockwell rating of diamonds is near where you want your tactical blades to be. Finally, the surface color of carbon is this application will have a very small reflection of ambient light. As you have already stated, your Lumocolor application enhances the camoflage of your air cutters, we here at BULL think the carbon composite colorizing process will make your knives downright INVISIBLE!!

We would gladly begin preliminary application on a select number of your blades for research purposes. Although we are not in a retail marketplace, we could also use our marketing department to help you develop a strategy to market the FLAME enhanced process blades to a higher end customer seeking the ultimate air slicing tools. Bob tells me the members at glocktalk forums have been looking for the very best in these impliments, which would be a niche our partnership could fulfill.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions regarding anything. Looking forward to doing business with you.

Pete Intumescent
 
xdshooter said:
Dear Mr MoonWilson Esq,

I am the sole proprietor of a business that may be useful in your knives production. We here at Balistic Uniform Layering Labratories have developed a patented process that can be applied to your entire line of knives. Being that your knives are already a cellulostic aluminum matrix, they lend themselves perfectly to our Future Lamination And Material Enhancement process. What is the process you ask? It is a highly controled application of concentrated thermal energy. The application in regards to you MWP line would be effective on the cellulostic base material, yet not effect the structure of your aluminum composite laminate. This process is patented, and must be applied within exacting control atmosphere consisting of mainly of Nitrogen and Oxygen. The application device is ironically also cellulostic in nature, yet able to withstand the concentrated enegry output for a period long enough for the necessary reactions to take place. The device is coated with a sulfur bearing compound, which aids in the friction starting of the process. One our application device is "energized" the concetrated exothermic reaction would be brought to a close proximity of your cellulose based blades. The ensuing reaction will positively change the structure of the blade material, resulting in a composite carbonization. As we all know, the Carbon result is very important. First, carbon is neccessary for such items as Carbon Fiber, and Carbon Nanotubes, two of the strongest materials known to man. Carbon is also the material Diamonds are made from, and we know the Rockwell rating of diamonds is near where you want your tactical blades to be. Finally, the surface color of carbon is this application will have a very small reflection of ambient light. As you have already stated, your Lumocolor application enhances the camoflage of your air cutters, we here at BULL think the carbon composite colorizing process will make your knives downright INVISIBLE!!

We would gladly begin preliminary application on a select number of your blades for research purposes. Although we are not in a retail marketplace, we could also use our marketing department to help you develop a strategy to market the FLAME enhanced process blades to a higher end customer seeking the ultimate air slicing tools. Bob tells me the members at glocktalk forums have been looking for the very best in these impliments, which would be a niche our partnership could fulfill.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions regarding anything. Looking forward to doing business with you.

Pete Intumescent
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Dear Mr. Intumescent,

Thank you for your thoughtful and carefully worded inquiry. However, our in-house laboratory has already conducted testing with a process similar to the one you have outlined above. The results of said testing were disappointing, to put it mildly. The test article experienced a sudden, energetic structural decomposition and was reduced to a by-product that lacked the dimensional stability our demanding clients require. Although, during the brief transitional period in which the test article underwent the carbonization process, it did look decidedly badass.
 
I am willing to introduce my own composite material my firm has invented as a non matellic blade material.

The composite is made from a patented mixture of the following components

XX ounces bread flour, plus extra for shaping
X teaspoon instant rapid rise yeast
X teaspoons honey or sugar
XX ounces bottled or filtered water
X teaspoons kosher salt

When heat is applied to this composite, intramolecular bonds are formed and a hard substance is formed.

The benefits of this composite is that it has no magnetic signature, and that the hardness of the composite increases in time.

You can shape the composite in any shape or form you wan't before the heat treatment, and it will stay in that form.

Should you ever feel the need to discard the composite after heat treatment, the best way is to submerge it in gastric fluids.

Plain H2O can also be used should you feel the need to ditch this ultimate composite mixture.

By applying H2O the molecular bond will desolve and any particles left will be quickly consumed by the water born Anas platyrhynchos.

This way no traces will be left from the composite used.
 
Mongo, while "my people" were researching a simmilar composite, we found that the longer we used our patened cryo-normaltemp-quench, with a room tempature mixture of proprietary gasses, including oxygen, CO2 and nitrogen, the higher RC Hardness we got.
PM if you are interested in this (r)evolutionary process.
 
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