HIKV and Horror movies

Sorry i hadn't finished my coffee yet.
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Yes, yes of course:D (that should be sufficient to punch a hole in their case for committal at any rate;) ) us fellow addic...er...enthusiasts need to watch out for each other:D
 
In my case, it's sorta like Herpes-HIKV; it seems to go away for a while, but it still lurks in your system unsuspected. Then at some point when your resistance is lowered- yeeha!! I had two, gave away one, congratulated myself. A year later, I've just bought another. There is no cure and only one treatment: stoic resignation and a budget that enforces rationing.
 
Geez I hope it's not just the sniffles...if that's the case I won't be able to afford to have the full-blown infection. Rule #4 Is that don't go into the basement,out in the woods etc,when you hear screams and a chainsaw?
Ummmm....don't think a khuk would do much good against those acid-blooded aliens. Should give good service against most monsters though.

TWBryan
 
Magnum22 said:
i just dug that one up a week or so ago. i even linked to it.

here she is again, though
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Thank you, thank you very much
 
you know, i dont remember seeing a person who was already sick get killed by jason or mike or freddy.
Maybe thats the key. Whenever you think theres' something like that happening, hit the bathroom and stat vomiting.
nobody wants a messy victim before he starts...
 
Glock puts a finish on their pistols, 'Tenifer' they call it, which might be useful on an alien-chopping khuk.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
Also, a brush up course in English 101 is fundimental to surviving a zombie outbreak. Nothing angers the dead more than bad grammar. Think about it, who is the first one in town to get bumped off? The idiot redneck.
"Zom-beez? I ain't never heard o' no reanimajamated corp-sez. No sir, there ain't never been such a thang in these here parts. What for kind of a thing is you talkin 'bout, boy? Why, I....<<gah!!>> <<munch munch munch>> <<zombie walks away frustrated at slim pickings of redneck brain>>
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You sure it's the grammar that angers 'em, or said rednecks' propensity for obstinate dismissal of incoming zombie reports?
 
y'all should know this redneck knows all about zombies, after all i wuz married to one for years. :D

Bein' married to a southern gal had one major problem, when we got divorced, she got custody of my 6" M19 in stainless with the target sights & custom grips.
 
kronckew said:
y'all should know this redneck knows all about zombies, after all i wuz married to one for years. :D

Bein' married to a southern gal had one major problem, when we got divorced, she got custody of my 6" M19 in stainless with the target sights & custom grips.
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Now that sounds painful,couldn't you just sacrifice a body part instead?

TWBryan
 
TWBryan said:
Now that sounds painful,couldn't you just sacrifice a body part instead?

TWBryan
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well, we covered that aspect when she tried to stab me with a steak knife. luckily for me she missed.

unlucky for her as when she hit the wall, her hand slid down the knife. she got over her pmt real quick like after that, i of course drove her down to the ER to have her sewn up, bein' a proper southron gentleman. i did have a good laugh about it later tho. ;)

also made a note to make sure all my steak knives had guards or some such, after she finally left of course...i did keep the steak knife in question tho. still a sharp little devil.
 
...and after that you left a .357 in her hands?:eek: :eek: :eek: You are a braver man than I sir.


TWBryan
 
TWBryan said:
...and after that you left a .357 in her hands?:eek: :eek: :eek: You are a braver man than I sir.


TWBryan
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i was in saudi at the time & she was back home in alabama. kinda out of range. also i kept the .45 colt govt. model mkIV series 70 for when i was home on leave & was a better shot than she was tho she was a lot scarier and meaner than i am. she'd moved to phoenix by the time i next went back home anyway. we got along a lot better after we divorced. she has unfortunately passed away, had a massive stroke & was gone in a minute. she'd been remarried by then. guess her new husband got the s&w, he was a texan.
 
Wow. The more I here about people's marriages the more happy I am being single. Glad you got out of it one piece.

TWBryan
 
I suppose I wouldn't mind being married if I and the hypothetical Miz Q lived in neighboring houses. No toilet-seat issues, kids can migrate as needed, other advantages y'all can think of. Nothing spices up a relationship like plenty of elbow room.
 
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