"HOG Muk" Proto. . . Sneak Peek ! ! ! !

I wonder why they never made the sheath for a survival knife out of jerky.

Prolly cause somebody would start gnawing on the dang thing in the middle of the might and end up trying to tell his friends what happened in the morning like this...

"Bon deef ta feef on doo dife Ip teel tuk dor nung!" ("Don't eat the sheath on your knife It will cut your tongue.)

Nobody will get what he said.

When they get home to their wives they will all say....

"Bon deef ta feef on doo dife Ip teel tuk dor nung!"
 
Man kills lion hyenas kill man

Kenyan Man Dies From Hyena Attack Moments After Killing Lion With His Bare Hands

November 20, 2007 7:35 a.m. EST

Ishita Sukhadwala - AHN News Writer

Nairobi, Kenya (AHN) - A Kenyan man killed a lion with his bare hands in Samburu, about 260 kilometers northeast of the capital Nairobi, only to be attacked by a pack of hyenas a few moments later, the country's media reported Tuesday.

He succumbed to his injuries and died in hospital Monday.

Moses Lekalau, 35,a herdsman, was walking from a neighboring village in Maralal with his livestock when a lion pounced upon him. He managed to fend off the animal and used his bare hands and a spear to kill him following half hour duel.

Moments later a pack of hyenas emerged from a nearby bush and attacked Lekalu, biting off his hands and toes.

He was taken to Kenyatta National Hospital in Nairobi where he died Monday as a result of excessive bleeding.

Herman Wabomba, the spokesperson for the hospital said "It was a brave fight for his life on both occasions", reports News24.

Lekalau came from a nomadic community in which it is a ritual for boys to kill lions as a sign of entering manhood.

In Kenya wild animals attacking humans is quite common since people live close to game parks and animal migration areas.

Dang that guy was tough as JERKY!

Nobody stands a chance against hyenas.

Capstick said he dearly loved to kill hyenas. Stories like this make you understand why.

Ok, that was my last, TOUGH as JERKY! story.
 
MUUUUKKKK! MUK!MUK!

Please try again in 48 seconds.Please try again in 28 seconds.PLease try again in 11 seconds.PLease try again in 3 seconds
 
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