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Discussion in 'Fletcher Knives' started by Fletcher Knives, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
    I'm having a TON of apparel made before Blade Show and I need someone to come up with a good one-liner to put on the back of the womens t-shirts I'm having made. I want something that empowers women and maybe even at the same time is a swift kick to the bawls for the guys. :thumbup:

    So what do you win?

    Whoever comes up with the winning phrase will get a free shirt!! YAAAYYY!!!!

    Now guys, I'm not excluding you. Guys can win too.

    Everyone, you can come up with as many as you like. There is no limit to how many phrases you can post. HOWEVER!, DO NOT CHIT CHAT! DO NOT COMPLIMENT OTHER'S POSTS! DO NOT POST ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR PHRASES! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE RULES WILL HAVE THEIR POST DELETED AND WILL BE DISCQUALIFIED!

    GO!!!!
     
  2. -Ranger-

    -Ranger-

    451
    Mar 23, 2010
    "Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    "Know how to really please a woman? Give me your blades." (Knife/smatchet/etc. :D)

    Or... if something not knife related is allowed...

    "Women try to impress men with their looks and not their brains because the odds are far greater to run into a stupid man than a blind one."

    "I'm not married because I don't want to ruin my sex life."

    "Yes, you've seen me before. That's why I don't go there anymore."
     
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  3. RedbeAR15

    RedbeAR15 Platinum Plucker Platinum Member

    Sep 29, 2008
    Just Fletc_Her
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2011
  4. Inkedshooter

    Inkedshooter

    298
    Dec 28, 2010
    " This is my Fletcher, Deal with it!"

    "He got his guns, I got his knife"

    "I bet my knife is sharper than yours"

    "You think you can handle this?"

    " I have a real knife, what do you have?"
     
  5. rapidfire77

    rapidfire77

    44
    Jan 11, 2010
    Some funny ones


    keep watching....maybe i'll do a trick

    God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

    I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face!

    Objects under shirt are larger than they appear

    Stop Reading My Shirt

    "If I was lying... wouldn't my pants be on fire?"

    Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out.

    The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

    Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

    If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
     
  6. caine

    caine

    Nov 9, 2003
    Most Precious Thing In The World
     
  7. JDieseljoe69

    JDieseljoe69 Lover of Tequila Handled Busse's!! Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Mar 16, 2010
    I am still laughing my ars off reading those!! Here is a few
    "If you can read this, I finally lost him"
    "Quit staring, my cheeks hurt"
    "I luv it when a man stares at the back of my head"
    "Men, always exaggerating the size of his knife"
     
  8. nutnfancyfan

    nutnfancyfan

    518
    Nov 30, 2009
    "ladies just love men with a big knife"

    (picture of hatchula under that)
     
  9. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
    Just keep in mind guys. This has to fit on a chicks t-shirt. Keep it short.
     
  10. LWILLIAMS

    LWILLIAMS

    181
    Jul 5, 2010
    Brains Up Front
     
  11. T. Erdelyi

    T. Erdelyi Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 3, 2001
    Still the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    IMB4U

    You be nice.

    Brains and looks too

    Take my husband, PLEASE!

    I am the one your mother warned you about.

    My husband's not as sharp as his knives.
     
  12. Battle Creek Knives

    Battle Creek Knives

    Feb 23, 2010
    "Flat grinds, Plain edges"
     
  13. River Bear

    River Bear

    76
    Jan 12, 2011
    Sexy as a Fletcher


    More Curves than a
    Ulysses


    I'll show you my Bush...
    Operator

    World's Greatest Wife
    (I bought him a Fletcher)
     
  14. BloodGroove4570

    BloodGroove4570

    Jul 25, 2010
    My Bush, is sharper than your bush...

    or

    I trim my bush with a Fletcher

    or

    only into a bush operator
     
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  15. gregncat

    gregncat

    205
    Sep 7, 2010
    Don't look here (Silly)
    l
    l
    l
    \/
    Check out my ass!
    (Thats supposed to be an arrow in the middle won't let me center it)

    Picture of a Big fletcher in the center of the shirt
    on top it says "So many men"
    on the bottom "So little time"
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2011
  16. oruacat2

    oruacat2

    231
    Jul 30, 2009
    Finger My Choil!

    It's the cryptic/double-intendre nature that'll spark conversation. lol
     
  17. Kha0s

    Kha0s

    61
    Feb 1, 2011
    Keep your drink. Buy me a Fletcher.

    Hard and Sharp

    Caution - Sharp Edges

    I have an edge...Fletcher Knives

    Sharp women carry sharp knives

    I bite, and so does my blade
     
  18. threatx3

    threatx3

    414
    Dec 30, 2010
    Real men manscape with a Fletcher
     
  19. HAKnPocket

    HAKnPocket

    Mar 2, 2008
    I picture this.

    "Fletcher Knives" above your logo and right below that "Kind of a Big Deal"

    or every woman's favorite "Because I said so"

    "I'll cut the/a Bit@#"
     
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  20. Tasselhoff

    Tasselhoff

    107
    Oct 10, 2007
    Beauties
    with
    the
    Beasts (with a picture of one or more of your knives.)
     

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