How bout a contest?

Discussion in 'Fletcher Knives' started by Fletcher Knives, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Kha0s

    Kha0s

    61
    Feb 1, 2011
    Sometimes Hot...Sometimes Cold...Always Sharp!

    Give a girl what she really wants...Fetch her a Fletcher!
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2011
  2. killstew

    killstew

    Nov 6, 2009
    1. Fletcher Knives, because my kitchen is outside.
    2. F#*% Ginsu!
    3. My Fletcher is my food processor
    4. I'll wear the knife you wear the panties
    5. Good girls own a knife, bad girls use them
    6. Diamonds don't skin deer
    7. If men were only this hard and sexy
    8. The only 4" that statifies me, Fletcher knives
    9. Oprah, NO. Martha, NO. Fletcher Hell YES
    10. High heels and Hatchulas
     
  3. woodgood

    woodgood Gold Member Gold Member

    810
    Sep 9, 2002
    That's what she said

    If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic

    With a shirt like this who needs pants

    ____FK____ (logo goes here)
    I'm stuck in the middle with you (with an arrow (or maybe a knife) pointing up in between the two lines under the FK and above the UC)
     
  4. schmittie

    schmittie

    Nov 28, 2009
    FLETCHER KNIVES
    He IS the bush operator.
     
  5. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
    Kepp going guys, still looking for that magical one!
     
  6. HAKnPocket

    HAKnPocket

    Mar 2, 2008
    taken from a movie but still effective.

    "With a flick of my Fletcher(wrist) I can change your religion."

    This one just came to me though... "Blade, Paid, or Laid... Fletcher wins every time (or "at least my priorities are straight")
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2011
  7. JK14

    JK14

    160
    Mar 31, 2009
    A nod to knife safety - decent sized FK logo on the back of the shirt with the following above or below the logo:

    "If you can read this...
    You're in my blood bubble" [Alternative: blood circle]
     
  8. pitdog

    pitdog

    Apr 13, 2007
    Fancy a grind ?
     
  9. pitdog

    pitdog

    Apr 13, 2007
    Only unsheath it if ya gonna use it !
     
  10. pitdog

    pitdog

    Apr 13, 2007
    Fletcher knives give you cleavage !
     
  11. pitdog

    pitdog

    Apr 13, 2007
    I'm hot however you slice it !
     
  12. pitdog

    pitdog

    Apr 13, 2007
    Let's grind together !
     
  13. D86PQ

    D86PQ

    791
    Jul 28, 2010
    get your iron in the fire
     
  14. Fletcher Knives

    Fletcher Knives STEEL BREATHING BLADE MAESTRO Moderator

    Aug 30, 2007
    I still haven't seen that one that just jumps out out me. Come one guys. Keep those noggins working!
     
  15. gregncat

    gregncat

    205
    Sep 7, 2010
    HOT SEX
    Now that I have your attention...
    Fletcher knives
    (Company logo)
     
  16. ranchmanben

    ranchmanben

    704
    Jan 18, 2011
    Get in there and make your own damn sandwich!
     
  17. HAKnPocket

    HAKnPocket

    Mar 2, 2008
    "I hope your's is bigger but I know mine's sharper"

    "I'll steel your heart"
     
  18. HAKnPocket

    HAKnPocket

    Mar 2, 2008
    "The tip is never enough"
     
  19. T. Erdelyi

    T. Erdelyi Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 3, 2001
    9 out of 10 men prefer Fletcher Knives
     
  20. woodgood

    woodgood Gold Member Gold Member

    810
    Sep 9, 2002
    Can you count on your tool?

    Does your tool measure up?

    Get a tool that delivers. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

    Get a tool that performs. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

    Get a tool that satisfies. Get yourself a Fletcher knife!

    Wish you had one?

    Sheeple feared!

    You know you want it!

    Can your tool perform and deliver like a Fletcher knife can?

    Tools that satisfy - Fletcher Knives

    Got tool?

    Wish you could perform like a Fletcher knife can!

    Wish you could perform like a Fletcher knife can?

    I've been satisfied by Fletcher knives
    Experience it for yourself
     

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