HOW do you know you're a knife nut?

If you dream about carbon fiber, g10, and mastadon ivory instead of blonds, brunets and redheads.
 
Cleve Loga said:
Alright fellas, try all the above plus you ether have to sleep with your knife or have it close to you while sleeping.
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...especially when you just got that knife in the afternoon.

Another one: You have a collection of sketches/drawings of your "perfect" knife.
 
When all you can think about is the newest knife you have or your next knife. :D
 
Cleve Loga said:
Alright fellas, try all the above plus you ether have to sleep with your knife or have it close to you while sleeping.
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I guess I'm in the club, then.

I have a Busse Battle Mistress and Hellrazor next to my pillow (and Glock, so I guess I'm a gun nut, too), and Himalayan Imports Falcata next to the bed (next to a Remington 870).

:D
 
Your a knife nut when you plan your whole vacation around knives. What knives you will carry each day, and the whole day you have scheduled for SMKW etc.. Then if you buy more then a few which ones to carry the remaining days also on the trip home.
 
You see an ad for 'Ginsu Outdoors' and you cannot help but be intrigued in spite of yourself.
 
I sleep with my Busse Battle Mistress under my pillow, CRK mountaineer next to my pillow, and SOG x-42 (I think it's x-42, the one with BG-42 blade) next to the mountaineer.
 
You purposely leave knives at home when you go on vacation, so you have an excuse to find a store and buy a (few) new one(s).
 
I must be a knut in the making...I was up 'til 6 this morning reading the forums.
 
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Does that qualify? Plus I joined a knife forum cause I wanted to look at pictures of other peoples knives.
 
I was cutting bacon this morning and couldn't decide which knife to pull out of my pocket to use. With never a thought of using the knives in the knife drawer next to me, until now?
 
The worst part of being a knife nut is trading. I have just begun to experience this horrible/incredible sensation.

You just boxed up your most prized possession and mailed it off to the unknown. At the same time you wait in hopeless anticipation that your partner will fulfill your craving and needs.

Trust is hard to come by, especially when it pertains to things worth a lot of money.

It is like sending your first born thru the mail and waiting for the golden key to the city in return.
 
YayILikePie said:
I guess you're a knife nut if you always have a trashcan full of paper that's been sliced to bits.
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Check.

I said to myself I'd stop buying knives for a while after the sebenza, then promptly bought a buck waimea to have another titanium/s30v knife to compare it to.
 
beluga said:
when you deal with your everyday stresses by sharpening knives.

when you still sharpen your knives even though you know they are already capable of shaving your arm's hair.

when you have bald patches on your arms.
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Have you been talking to my wife? :D
 
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