How is the letter B like a fire?

[blue lander]

It makes oil boil!

 

[Bigbore577]

What do you count cows with?


A Cowculator.

 

[blue lander]

What does a liar do when he dies?

He lies still.

 

[Bigbore577]

I still refuse to take out the refuse on garbage day, it's my kids job.

 

[blue lander]

What's the shyest appliance in a house?

A clock. It always covers it's face with its hands.

 

[Bigbore577]

You know this has the potential to be the longest HI thread ever if others join?

 

[Bigbore577]

Ok

What's the shyest appliance in a house?

A clock. It always covers it's face with its hands.

Yes, and even if broken it's correct twice a day.

 

[blue lander]

How's a cobblers shop like hell?

It's full of ruined soles.

 

[joeraz]

What does a liar do when he dies?

He lies still.

When a liar says "I lie" he tells the truth.

 

[Scara]

Frankly I came here expecting some kind of joke directed at Bawanna. I'm a little disappointed.

 

[Bawanna]

Frankly I came here expecting some kind of joke directed at Bawanna. I'm a little disappointed.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[blue lander]

Hmm... Bawanna's part Irish, right ?

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

Zero.

 

[Bawanna]

I don't think I'm Irish but it comforting to know I have a low tolerance to potatoes.

 

[Scara]

I don't think I'm Irish but it comforting to know I have a low tolerance to potatoes.

Well, the last name you put on the return address of the wooden kukri you made me is North German in origin, but I couldn't say about any of your other ancestors, not knowing who they are.

 

[kronckew]

Ok


Yes, and even if broken it's correct twice a day.

grrr :grumpy: i was gonna use that one.

 

[kronckew]

Hmm... Bawanna's part Irish, right ?

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

Zero.

i'm on a no potato diet. good thing i'm not irish.

 

[kronckew]

Frankly I came here expecting some kind of joke directed at Bawanna. I'm a little disappointed.

never fear, the threads here always degenerate in bawanna's direction eventually.

 

[Bigbore577]

I always give my dead batteries away, free of charge.

 

[Bawanna]

never fear, the threads here always degenerate in bawanna's direction eventually.

Degenerate to a degenerate. I'm starting to feel like a target here.

 

[kronckew]

no, you are one of our role models, one of the hard cores around which we form in times of war, this, however makes you stand out from the dross, which can make you more of a target. it's like the old cavalry rule 'never ride a white horse, it makes you a target'. being a panda in a people suit doesn't help either.