How is the letter B like a fire?

[Bawanna]

Well I guess you done let the Panda thing out of the sack! 49 pounds of ca ca a day ain't easy to ignore.

 

[Scara]

Degenerate to a degenerate. I'm starting to feel like a target here.

Think of it as a token of our liking and respect for you that we feel comfortable joking around with you from time to time. Sorry for derailing the thread, though I had to express my feelings.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

why do bees like to stay in their hives in the winter?

s'warm

 

[Steve Tall]

What did the gardener say about what his family does with all the food he grows?
"Well, we eat what we can, and what we can't, we can."

 

[Steely_Gunz]

I'm not addicted to brake fluid...I can stop whenever I want.

 

[ndoghouse]

I thought you said your dog doesnt bite?...

Thats not my dog!

 

[Steely_Gunz]

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

 

[Bigbore577]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

 

[Bookie]

I used to suffer from schizophrenia, but we're both O.K., now.

 

[Bigbore577]

Back on track for the OP:

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds

 

[moparsbob]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a bananna.

 

[ndoghouse]

How do you catch a polar bear?

 

[kronckew]

How do you catch a polar bear?

very carefully.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

 

[Bigbore577]

How do you catch a polar bear?

Put peas around an ice hole. When he comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

 

[kronckew]

Put peas around an ice hole. When he comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

now, THAT would definitely rile him!

never travel alone in bear country. and take at least a .357 s&w. not to shoot the bear with, that may make it mad. that's so if attacked by a bear, you can shoot your companion in the leg and run away while the bear eats them. you don't need to be fast, you just need to be faster than your companion. (i would suggest you make sure HE is NOT armed).

 

[Bigbore577]

My choice is a heavily loaded .475 Linebaugh or .500 Wyoming Express on the hip and a 71' Winchester in .450 Alaskan. However, you're approach is perfectly suitable and far less cumbersome.

 

[ndoghouse]

Put peas around an ice hole. When he comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

You got it! Instead of kickin him tho id poke him in the backside with a big long Kumar marshmallow roasting stick! Uh! I just happen to have a polar bear wondering around the house! You mind sendin me that big stick for a while. I promise ill send it back as soon as I get that bear in the ice hole

 

[Bookie]

Kamidog, your arraheads keep getting better lookin' all the time. Certainly like to buy one for my collection.

 

[ndoghouse]

Kamidog, your arraheads keep getting better lookin' all the time. Certainly like to buy one for my collection.

Well thank you sir! Thats my longest one to date. Your money is no good with me tho. Ill make you one and send it when I get some more rock. Im going on a knapping/fishing trip next weekend so ill surely come back with some cool rock. My friends are bringing their rods and reels and im bringing my bamboo tacklebox, stone hooks, river cane and a giant ragweed stalk for my catfish rod. Lets see who gets the most fish Ill take some pics for ya! Should be a blast. The weather has finally gotten better. Its only 80 degrees today!