How many knives do you have?

[Jacques Mi]

There is no way I’m counting. I would probably get depressed and realize I made bad life choices.

A new knife is always a good choice you rookie.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

A new knife is always a good choice you rookie.

I hate that I agree with this.

 

[ShaiHulud]

My spydercos are bunk buddies in the drawer, just sittin around on top of each other feeling all fat and sassy

 

[ShaiHulud]

Did my wife hack your account OP?!
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So then the correct answer is one victorinox classic sd, anything else is excessive

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

My spydercos are bunk buddies in the drawer, just sittin around on top of each other feeling all fat and sassy

Like a pile of elephant seals?

 

[knarfeng]

How many knives do you have?

Not enough.

 

[norcalAF]

So then the correct answer is one victorinox classic sd, anything else is excessive

Negative anything more than a RAT 2 is too much

 

[ShaiHulud]

Negative anything more than a Opinel no.2 is too much

Fixed your typo

 

[M.FREEZE]

My spydercos are bunk buddies in the drawer, just sittin around on top of each other feeling all fat and sassy

Consensual I hope

 

[Mk-211]

I don't have any. All my knives and guns were lost in a tragic canoeing accident.............Honest.

I see that some people here, know the correct answer, to the question.

Yes sir, Mr. police officer sir, they all tragically went overboard, with all my guns.

 

[Steven65]

More than 80, less than 8000.....................I think.........

 

[smith357]

Too many to count.

 

[norcalAF]

I see that some people here, know the correct answer, to the question.

Yes sir, Mr. police officer sir, they all tragically went overboard, with all my guns.

And all my motorcycles, fishing rods, watches etc...

 

[Mimic Knife & Tool]

4

 

[BladeCommander]

I just put 80+.

I counted 50 in my carry rotation. Roughly 20 modern folders, 25 traditional folders and 5 fixed blades. Plus probably another 10-15 in the strays pile/bin.

Then probably another 20 kitchen knives modern and vintage that are not just "kitchen knives" but part of my curated collection.

Question wasn't specific so I'm counting them

 

[Whisperstealth]

Well, you know what they say: One is too many, One Thousand is never enough...

In that vein, I have more than one, less than one thousand.

 

[John Phillips]

Pleading the 5th. However, I have narrowed down my buying habits to primarily CRK, CPK, Demko, Hinderer and a few others if I feel the itch and anything else awesome but I don’t always stick to this plan. It’s a working plan with extremely loose guidelines.

 

[John Phillips]

And all my motorcycles, fishing rods, watches etc...

Can we get a picture of one of your lost motorcycles while wearing one of your lost watches while holding one of your lost fishing rods

 

[David Mary]

I heard this is him right after the plastic surgery on his legs that led to the crash (motorcycle crashed into the boat, and all the gear was lost)

 

[nosuchagency]

i'm not beginning to worry until i have more guns than knives.