It’s not that you’re off base, you like what you like - nothing wrong with that. But by requiring each of your knives to hold their own at survival, and meet your survival criteria, you deny yourself the enjoyment of knives that don’t or can’t meet those criteria.
Some people have only one knife, that must meet all their knife needs from slicing tomatoes to trimming their toenails to opening plastic clamshells to shaving their earlobes. They could perform each of those tasks more easily with a dedicated knife, or even a different tool, but they give up that convenience to be a person with one knife, for whatever reason.
I can assure you of this: the best knife for chip carving will not make a good survival knife. The best bread slicing knife, likewise. If you’re unable or unwilling to accept a knife that will suck at survival, then some of your non-survival knife tasks are going to suffer, no getting around it.
None of us are qualified to decide how much bread slicing, toenail trimming, potato peeling inconvenience you should put up with to maintain your desire for survival performance. That’s all on you, and our pics and real world experience don’t matter one speck.
Parker