How to be a Knut

Have random people help you pick the knife you are going to carry that day because you have too many knives you want to carry, and can not make the decision yourself!
 
When you use the phrase "catch and release" in a context that has nothing to do with your fishing activities.
 
When you're walking your dog and some guy in his garage pulls out a knife and you can ID it from 20 yards away out of the corner of your eye.

When you yell "Dammit" in the house, the wife asks you what is wrong and you inform her you missed out on a good deal in the For Sale section by a few minutes.

When your wife buys new shoes and before you open your mouth she responds, "Let's compare how many knives you have to how many shoes I have...shall we dear?"
 
Keep a few knives on your night stand to play with before going to bed.
 
gazz98 said:
When you yell "Dammit" in the house, the wife asks you what is wrong and you inform her you missed out on a good deal in the For Sale section by a few minutes.
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Awwww.......sometimes you feel like a knut, sometimes you don't. BladeForums got knuts..........
 
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When you're sweating gallons in high summer but still wear a necker, even on the john or just before entering the shower / spa / pool, because you never know when you'll need a blade (not opening beers with the teeth since decades...)
 
HalJordon said:
Awwww.......sometimes you feel like a knut, sometimes you don't. BladeForums got knuts, democrats don't..........
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Do not make political references in General Knife Discussion, this forums is for discussing knives and only knives. If you want to talk politics there is a section for that to prevent it from spilling over into these areas. Thank you
 
You just get a new knife and a day later you're already thinking about what knife to buy next.
 
crom said:
When you chase the hardest steels known to cutlery but can't sharpen a slip joint.
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This is hilarious, i started cracking up when i read this. I also liked the other one similar talking about not being able to sharpen but buying alot of flippers, but this one had me laughing for a little bit.
 
whitty said:
Have random people help you pick the knife you are going to carry that day because you have too many knives you want to carry, and can not make the decision yourself!
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Has to be the winning comment if this was actually a contest.
 
Buy a certain model in different handle colours, so you can choose according to your mood.
;)
 
- Make the local post office very suspicious of how many small flat rate boxes you drop off each week. Simultaneously, annoy your apartment office staff with how many small flat rate boxes you keep getting.
- Feel bad about carrying one knife for too many days straight because it feels like you're neglecting the others.
- Mentally disassociate yourself from the "collector" title even though you have more knives in your current rotation than most people will ever hold in their entire life.
 
- Anguish about spending a couple extra dollars on household goods, but flippantly drop a couple hundo on a knife as an impulse purchase.
- Identify knives in the pockets of passers-by by the pocket clip alone... And then try to strike up conversation with that as an opener. ( Real example from just the last two weeks: "Hey, is that a Buck Vantage?" "Nice! A Cold Steel Spartan!" "I have a Southard too!" "Which SOG are you carrying there?" "A 580 Barrage! I just picked up a 581! Have you tried de-assisting yours?")
 
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