How to be a Knut

...If you get excited about going camping, not because you're going to commune with nature, but because you have some multiple new knives that need to get tested/photographed.

...If you get depressed that you have too many new untested knives to fully test each one on your upcoming camping trip.
 
When you have one of each model knife a company produces just because.
When $1000 for a complete wicked edge set is justifiable so you can get that pretty mirror edge.
When your knife collection is valued at more than your car.
You check the classifieds multiple times a day just to make sure you dont miss anything good even though you aren't planning on buying anything.
Start saving for blade show at Christmas time.
You laugh when someone says cold steel is the best knife brand ever.

There are more buy they are bad even for me....
 
When you're carrying a $500+ knife in $15 Walmart jeans.

When you carry 2 knives "just because".

Comeuppance said:
- Make the local post office very suspicious of how many small flat rate boxes you drop off each week. Simultaneously, annoy your apartment office staff with how many small flat rate boxes you keep getting.

Yep...
 
When you can speak for at least 5 minutes about the difference between CRK and CRKT...
 
When you have one of each model knife a company produces just because.
When $1000 for a complete wicked edge set is justifiable so you can get that pretty mirror edge.
When your knife collection is valued at more than your car.
You check the classifieds multiple times a day just to make sure you dont miss anything good even though you aren't planning on buying anything.
Start saving for blade show at Christmas time.
You laugh when someone says cold steel is the best knife brand ever.

There are more buy they are bad even for me....

Start saving for Blade Show. Amen
 
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