HT'g Relish update

indian george

indian george

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The first Guinea Pig has received his sample and his comments are below. Now I am waiting on the second Guinea Pigs appraisal.
At the present time I only have the smoked and salsa made. If you guys going shopping could you checkout the price of a pound of Habenaro's. They want $4.99 up here.:eek:
I will fill the orders in the order that I recieved them. I hope I have enough to go around??????

Oh my God, George!

I opened my mailbox today and some horrible smell was coming from the inside. The inside of the galvanizing was stripped off, and all the other mail had caught on fire. I barely had time to read a pissed-off note for the mailman just before it went up in smoke. A couple dead birds fell out of the air. FBI agents surrounded me and arrested me for importing destructive weaponry. I told them it was your relish, but they didnt wanna listen. One guy was brave enough to try some. They carried him away on a stretcher still smoldering.

Good STUFF! Thanks, Bubba!

Higgy

:D :D :D :D :D :D HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
 
My dog sniffed the hand I used to spread some of that relish on a hamburger. He had a seizure and has been in a coma since. I'm hoping he snaps out of it soon.

I painted some relish on the bricks around my flowerbeds. My neighbor's cats wont crap in them anymore, but the flowers all shriveled up and died.
 
jhiggins said:
My dog sniffed the hand I used to spread some of that relish on a hamburger. He had a seizure and has been in a coma since. I'm hoping he snaps out of it soon.

I painted some relish on the bricks around my flowerbeds. My neighbor's cats wont crap in them anymore, but the flowers all shriveled up and died.
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HEHEHEHE!!!!! Hope you can make this Saturday. If so I'll turn you on to my smoked salsa. :thumbup: Added incentive to make it.;)
 
Guys this is the order that I have for the relish and salsa.
If you don't want it, no problem. I may not have enough, so it will go to the next Dude on the list and others that are not on this forum. I have the quantities on the list that I didn't post, but please comfrim. If I don't hear from you by Sept. 30th. I will take your name off the list.

Bill Vinny
Dan Melefsky
Jim Gardner
Steven Garsson
Rob Ridley
Tom Militano
Higgy
McAhron Verrinder
Joe Marsillo
Mark Roe
Joe Marsillo
Andrew Taylor
Mike Robuck
Jerry Adams
Dan Moore


:D :D :D
 
I'll be booked solid for 6 months now it looks like. I just took a job at the mountain (ski mountain). I start tomorrow. Working two jobs is going to be a real treat... :(

Looks like I aint going anywhere for a few months.
 
jhiggins said:
I'll be booked solid for 6 months now it looks like. I just took a job at the mountain (ski mountain). I start tomorrow. Working two jobs is going to be a real treat... :(

Looks like I aint going anywhere for a few months.
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Yep!!!! I know next time?????:p :p :p HEHEHEHE!! Good Luck Bro.:thumbup:
 
Sad to say, we lost our mail lady today. The test sample of relish had ruptured in transit and had leaked, the flaming liquied, onto her brown paper, lunch bag. Our place would have been her last delivery, before stopping for lunch. They found her at the place where she normally ate. There was nothing left but balogna rinds and a little burned skin. The relish had cooked her from the inside out. They say she had a smile on; what was left of her face. Died happy, I guess.

Excellent! Bro :thumbup: That is smooth and tasty. You want to keep something cold handy, mind you. Fred
 
Hmmm.... I already posted this once today but it's gone. :confused: The Relish must have burned it up.

Confirming my order, including the smoked salsa added later. This is the earliest I've ever done my Christmas shopping.

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Rob!
 
Fred.Rowe said:
Sad to say, we lost our mail lady today. The test sample of relish had ruptured in transit and had leaked, the flaming liquied, onto her brown paper, lunch bag. Our place would have been her last delivery, before stopping for lunch. They found her at the place where she normally ate. There was nothing left but balogna rinds and a little burned skin. The relish had cooked her from the inside out. They say she had a smile on; what was left of her face. Died happy, I guess.

Excellent! Bro :thumbup: That is smooth and tasty. You want to keep something cold handy, mind you. Fred
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HEHEHEHE!!!! Thanks Bro.
 
Rob! said:
Hmmm.... I already posted this once today but it's gone. :confused: The Relish must have burned it up.

Confirming my order, including the smoked salsa added later. This is the earliest I've ever done my Christmas shopping.

smilingdevil.gif


Rob!
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You got it Bro!!! It will be a few more weeks, the peppers are still growing.
The regular will not be as hot as the smoked, because it will have more Thai Longs in it. HEHEHEHEHE!!!:eek:
 
I think George is sitting on a gold mine. I have had a jar of this great stuff in the fridge for a few years now. I occasinally dip a finger tip into it just to get a delicious exuberation. Anyhow, back to the windfall I think George is sitting on: never been around aids but I think the damn stuff would kill it dead. If I were a doctor I'd shoot it straight into a vein so that it would kill the aids just before it killed the patient. Two problems solved in one shot.

Great stuff IG.

rlinger
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rlinger said:
I think George is sitting on a gold mine. I have had a jar of this great stuff in the fridge for a few years now. I occasinally dip a finger tip into it just to get a delicious exuberation. Anyhow, back to the windfall I think George is sitting on: never been around aids but I think the damn stuff would kill it dead. If I were a doctor I'd shoot it straight into a vein so that it would kill the aids just before it killed the patient. Two problems solved in one shot.

Great stuff IG.

rlinger
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HEHEHEHEHE!!! Thanks Bro!!!!
 
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