HT'g relish

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Well the Habenaro are going into the ground this week. Last year I only had 18 plant and this year I am putting in 48. I think this will allow me to fill all the order that I couldn't last year.:D :D ;) :eek:
 
George,

I want to get a jar of the hottest, nastiest stuff you got. I have a tough guy in work who claims he's immune to the hot stuff and he can eat anything. The hotter the better.

Bill
 
CigarMan said:
George,

I want to get a jar of the hottest, nastiest stuff you got. I have a tough guy in work who claims he's immune to the hot stuff and he can eat anything. The hotter the better.

Bill

I got some nitric acid to drop in there also, Bill. We'll teach that braggart! :eek:
 
Make sure and wear your hot work gloves when planting those hot muthas.
And for god's sake don't run the damned left over plants through the chipper, as I did one fall. I couldn't take a deep breath for a week, without tears coming to my eyes. We grow em, real smart, down here in my neck of the woods.
:jerkit:
George, you got a permit, from the health dept. to make that relish? Sounds like it could be on the banned substance list. Fred
 
jhiggins said:
I got some nitric acid to drop in there also, Bill. We'll teach that braggart! :eek:

I may add a little Drano as well. :D

On second thought, it may not even need it!

Bill
 
Fred.Rowe said:
Make sure and wear your hot work gloves when planting those hot muthas.
And for god's sake don't run the damned left over plants through the chipper, as I did one fall. I couldn't take a deep breath for a week, without tears coming to my eyes. We grow em, real smart, down here in my neck of the woods.
:jerkit:
George, you got a permit, from the health dept. to make that relish? Sounds like it could be on the banned substance list. Fred
Fred: When I smoke them in the smoker, you got to keep you face out of the smoke when opening it or it will make you cry for a month.:eek: :eek: :D
 
I still can't make a dent in my jar....i feel it will outlive me, be buried with my body, and 1,000 years from now someone will dig it up and put some in their mouth and spontaneously combust.
 
indian george said:
Fred: When I smoke them in the smoker, you got to keep you face out of the smoke when opening it or it will make you cry for a month.:eek: :eek: :D
Now I know why you so ugly!!! he/he
 
CigarMan said:
I may add a little Drano as well. :D

On second thought, it may not even need it!

Bill

WTF he puts cayenne in it to, "because it was too hot"! Am I right? Drano would only dilute that vile concoction, however the kerosene he adds for flavor is quite lovely. :rolleyes:
 
jhiggins said:
WTF he puts cayenne in it to, "because it was too hot"! Am I right? Drano would only dilute that vile concoction, however the kerosene he adds for flavor is quite lovely. :rolleyes:
I got some Thai peppers this year to cut it with.:eek: :eek: :thumbup:
 
Howdy IG....had some relish today with lunch...as long as I limit my consumption to less than a tsp. per meal, I'm good...put me down for 3 jars of smoked....I'm running low as we speak...Good Stuff...I hear it'll make your babies be born naked. Not a bad side-effect ;) :D ;)
 
That's awsome, My father has a little Habenaro garden going also. Those things are so hot. :)
 
I just got back from my friend ,Don's, (He has the Bar-B-Que place). We were all laughing about the fellow last year ,who came in saying he wanted the hottest stuff we had," 'cause Tabasco tastes like ketchup to me." We told him we had a jar of your relish in the fridge,and warned him to taste it first,He laughed and said he could eat the whole jar and it wouldn't bother him.He spread a tablespoon across the bun top and took a big bite. He chewed it a couple of times,swallowed,sweat popped up on his brow,and his eyes started to bulge. He set the sandwich down and chugged his whole drink,looked up and squeaked out," Can I have a refill." He never finished the sandwich,paid for it and left.We all exploded in laughter as the door shut.He never came back - hope he lived.
Stacy
 
Nothing like making a believer out of some loud mouth...you must respect the relish, Grasshopper
 
bladsmth said:
I just got back from my friend ,Don's, (He has the Bar-B-Que place). We were all laughing about the fellow last year ,who came in saying he wanted the hottest stuff we had," 'cause Tabasco tastes like ketchup to me." We told him we had a jar of your relish in the fridge,and warned him to taste it first,He laughed and said he could eat the whole jar and it wouldn't bother him.He spread a tablespoon across the bun top and took a big bite. He chewed it a couple of times,swallowed,sweat popped up on his brow,and his eyes started to bulge. He set the sandwich down and chugged his whole drink,looked up and squeaked out," Can I have a refill." He never finished the sandwich,paid for it and left.We all exploded in laughter as the door shut.He never came back - hope he lived.
Stacy
HEHEHEHE!!!! What a candyass. But he probably had a sore ass the next day.:eek: :eek: :D
 
I would like two jars of the smoked, and two of the regular, please. Let me know when they are ready.

Best Regards,

STeven Garsson
 
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