I ain't drunk (yet). .. I'm just drinkin'!!!!!!

Originally posted by KnightStar
OK,
Doesn't anyone ever sell one like this:
User. Chopped down 23 trees with it. Needs a new owner with an active arm.
Steve <--- looking for a "user"
(and a Skeleton Key)
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Steve, they are users because we keep them. The trick is, buy 2, use one, keep the other for trading/selling. The second ones are the ones (usually) you see for sale.

Mike
 
Any body watching American Chopper on the Discovery channel?
 
Originally posted by Strabs
How many Infinois bastids are here tonight?:p
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Present. The wife just told me she thought there ought to be a Busse Widows Club too. I don't know what she is talking about. Crazy woman. :D
 
Yeah, where is Jerry anyway? He promised me that the Great Chenotin and Timothy would be here tonight...

Jerry, don't make me come down there...:D
 
Originally posted by Progunner
Damn, you mean to tell me I beat old Strabsy here tonight? Did the little lady have you locked in the closet or something.
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Kev, Kev, Kev, what a ration we could send your way right now man...LMFAO :p :p ;)
 
I am perplexed my friends! I'm smoking a Cuban Monte Cristo. . unless of course that's illegal, in which case I'm smoking a Dominican Monte Cristo. .. .The ash is burning unevenly and I'm going for a Gold and Mild. . sort of a particle board Montecristo.

How do you get the ash to burn evenly, short of guillotining (sp) the cigar and starting over?
 
Strabs, I'm drinking a Goose Island Pils. . . that's about as close to a Guinness that I care to get. . . .Good brew!
 
Hey Les, I saw something on America's Most Wanted tonight that might interest you. They did a piece on the new Immigration units the have down in Arizona. They have a man tracking unit called the Shadow Wolves. They are all native americans and they pound the dirt with their eyes to the ground looking for sign of illegals and such. They said they even ship them overseas to share their techniques with other nations. It was pretty cool.
 
Jerry, I don't know how it works with those mass produced cigars... but with my small, psupply of handrolled Gitmo Especiales, it's all in how you drag and ash.:D
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
How do you get the ash to burn evenly, short of guillotining (sp) the cigar and starting over?
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Canoe Intervention 101

Get a small gob of spit on your finger, and wet the cigar on the unburned tobacco that is on the side that is burned back the most.

The other side, because it is drier, will burn faster and catch up.

:D :cool:

(don't ask...)
 
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