I can't imagine why this didn't occur to me before now

I know what all the guy zombies would be thinking at this point... HMMMMMM!

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Hmmmm....$99 to 135 minutes. It sounds like you were money ahead, only spending $.73 a minute! Good use of the production company's expense account!
 
You know, at first that was a joke, but now that I think about it, it is perfectly valid to assume that a zombie would go for the softest, most accessible, sweet "snacks" on a human body just as natural predators do.
Lions eat breasts, buttocks, thighs, genitals and faces, in roughly that order.
After that they work on the long bones and then the torso.
A note for actual zombie attacks...no more "brain" attacks or neck bites. Just the softest, most unprotected flesh first.
 
LOL:D I can't wait to get home and tell my wife. I'm just going to work it into the conversation though.

"Hey, hun, how was your day?"
"Oh fine. Just wrote up a few estimates, got a couple things ordered. Danny says that zombies would eat your boobs...oh hey, that pool design I was working on my customer turned out really well."

She's a good sport:)
 
Nicholas said:
Hmmmm....$99 to 135 minutes. It sounds like you were money ahead, only spending $.73 a minute! Good use of the production company's expense account!
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Times 2. As modern a couple we are, I still paid for my wife to tag along:p

Actually, it was well worth the money and then some. I highly recommend Tulum. If I had the chance, I would spend more than a day there. Clean, friendly, informative...no zombies that I have noticed:p
 
DannyinJapan said:
You know, at first that was a joke, but now that I think about it, it is perfectly valid to assume that a zombie would go for the softest, most accessible, sweet "snacks" on a human body just as natural predators do.
Lions eat breasts, buttocks, thighs, genitals and faces, in roughly that order.
After that they work on the long bones and then the torso.
A note for actual zombie attacks...no more "brain" attacks or neck bites. Just the softest, most unprotected flesh first.
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Uh oh... I'm even more concerned about my zombification... I usually goes fer them highpockets first too! :eek:

:D
 
Cpl Punishment said:
There's a few things I always wanted to see in a zombie flick.
1.) Military action. Not a few dumbasses in an underground bunker a la George Romero. Rather, something, or someone had to be extracted from the heart of a city. In jumps a company from the 75th Ranger Regiment. There's lots of guns, lots of firing, a few old school flamethrowers (I mean come, on NO flamethrowers in all those zombie movies? For shame, and a run down a crowded street by an AC-130 gunship.
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28 Weeks Later had a lot of military action in it, if you consider the 'infected' to be zombies.

Myself I prefer the old type supernatural zombies rising out of the grave to the modern "rabies and angel dust" contagious zombies.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
LOL:D I can't wait to get home and tell my wife. I'm just going to work it into the conversation though.

"Hey, hun, how was your day?"
"Oh fine. Just wrote up a few estimates, got a couple things ordered. Danny says that zombies would eat your boobs...oh hey, that pool design I was working on my customer turned out really well."

She's a good sport:)
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This is beginning to sound like an x-Rated, B-Movie outing: ZOMBIES ATE MY BOOBS!!!

Of course, having your "sensitive parts" chewed is even MORE painful, if you're a guy........:eek::barf:
 
We start it out as a kind of documentary about the Cantina and cover one of the khonventions. We can start with two people who drive to each major HI "center" in different states. During the road trip, one of them can tell this story about the Mayan vacation he had recently taken and the revelations of an archaeologist working there.
As the road trip progresses, people start to caravan and their reasons for doing so change as the infection spreads....
 
Hi Guys,

didn't have time to read the whole thread, but there must be a 41 magnum featured prominently in the film.

Munk would want it that way!

other than that, I'll leave the rest to the experts!

Tom
 
DannyinJapan said:
We start it out as a kind of documentary about the Cantina and cover one of the khonventions. We can start with two people who drive to each major HI "center" in different states. During the road trip, one of them can tell this story about the Mayan vacation he had recently taken and the revelations of an archaeologist working there.
As the road trip progresses, people start to caravan and their reasons for doing so change as the infection spreads....
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Hmmm...the "Blair Witch' approach. That certainly has its merits for a low budget, and that plot structure sounds very inclusive. However, we have to be careful not to be derivative, or we could easily be accused of "copying."
 
DannyinJapan said:
Lions eat breasts, buttocks, thighs, genitals and faces, in roughly that order.
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So you're saying I'm a lion? ;)

Wolf_1989 said:
28 Weeks Later had a lot of military action in it, if you consider the 'infected' to be zombies.

Myself I prefer the old type supernatural zombies rising out of the grave to the modern "rabies and angel dust" contagious zombies.
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Ah, but both type of zombie make sense. The "runners" are the newly dead -- thier bodies not stiffened by rigor mortis yet. The "shamblers" being the logn dead. No more rigor mortis, but the muscles are dried and don't work so well.

Maybe a transition stage, where the "runners", slow down into "twitchers", then "hibernate" (rigor mortis), and come out as shamblers.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
LOL:D I can't wait to get home and tell my wife. I'm just going to work it into the conversation though.

"Hey, hun, how was your day?"
"Oh fine. Just wrote up a few estimates, got a couple things ordered. Danny says that zombies would eat your boobs...oh hey, that pool design I was working on my customer turned out really well."

She's a good sport:)
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Danny says that zombies would eat your boobs FIRST. (They may be undead, but they're still men...)
 
How about the archaelogists finds an ancient khukhuri and acidentally cuts himself on it? A khukuri that was used to kill the original zombie and contains trace zombie dna?

BTW Vampire bats really do live in the mayan areas and other parts of latin america...
 
Hypothetically, bats or mosquitoes might be an even better way to spread the infection, raising the threat level immensely. However, one questions whether they would attack carrion.
 
Steely_Gunz said:
I'm loving this idea, Danny:) I would love to see someone wield Dave Rishar's 40+" GRS;)
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Ain't nobody wielding Dave Rishar's 40" GRS but Dave Rishar. ;)

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That being said, those zombies had best not be moving around too much. You don't want to be running around with something like this. :)
 
So is this infection/invasion starting from the Mayan ruins and spreading concentrically outward?
Do we wanna try and work in some sort of ancient Canaanite rituals in there somewhere, too, for a multiple front war?
 
Dave, I'm digging the beard in that pic. You remind me of that deaf scythe wielding amish guy in Diary of the Dead:thumbup:
 
The picture scares me more than zombies.
I am on page 3. Gimme a few hours and ill post what ive got.
 
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