stabman
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Agreed. I wonder why glock "unscientific" torture tests are an indication of how it performs under less than ideal conditions.
Glocks are so ugly it doesn't matter if they're reliable.

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Agreed. I wonder why glock "unscientific" torture tests are an indication of how it performs under less than ideal conditions.
Go and run full-speed at a wall. Regardless of it's stupidity, you should still be able to learn something from this new experience.
I don't know either. I true review is someone who uses a knife for that which it was intended. If it fails under normal use then yes, it's a failure. If however, you're REALLY trying to make a lock fail, 99% of the time, you're going to make it fail. I have not seen a lock yet that I could not make fail if a really tried but then again, that's not their intended purpose (to fail under extreme abuse). If you want a knife that doesn't "fail" get a fixed blade.
To make things more interesting, Youtube reviewers need to up the ante to out-do the next guy. Noss4 started beating on fixed blades, so a few years later, it's no surprise we have gotten to this point. Knife companies are also trying to out-do each other, building beefier knives to be "the toughest." Subject to the law of diminishing returns, the expense, heft, and complexity become prohibitive for most consumers. I'm already there with most knives favored in General Discussion these days.
To make things more interesting, Youtube reviewers need to up the ante to out-do the next guy. Noss4 started beating on fixed blades, so a few years later, it's no surprise we have gotten to this point. Knife companies are also trying to out-do each other, building beefier knives to be "the toughest." Subject to the law of diminishing returns, the expense, heft, and complexity become prohibitive for most consumers. I'm already there with most knives favored in General Discussion these days.
The whole point is that they're over the top and well beyond the stress a reasonable person will place on any knife. So you know it absolutely will not fail during normal use.
I don't think I can agree with that. Knives, like any artifact, can fail in a lot of different ways for a number of reasons. There was a thread here from a guy who took his Kershaw Blur to Special Forces School and the blade failed. He posted a pic of the knife that clearly showed where a chunk of steel fell out of the spine just over the thumbstud. Didn't appreciably diminish the utility of the knife, though, as it continued to cut fine--which is what I think a knife is supposed to do.
But, let's talk "fail" for a moment. What exactly does that mean? If the scales discolor, is that a failure? For most of us, probably no. For a collector, it might well be. What if it can't hold a decent edge? Say, it's a Gerber. Is that a failure? Only if you actually intend to use it to cut stuff, I think. What if it won't flip cleanly? Is that a failure? What if one of those little ball bearings crack and you lose that slick, smooth ZT feel? Is that a failure? I would think so, but the knife will undoubtedly still lock open and pry like a demon, er, cut well.
What if the scales crack or fall off? What if the blade bends? How much is too much of a bend? What if the little badge falls out? Or the shiny mirror finish corrodes while it's still in your pocket before you and Bear ever make it to the Amazon? Is that a failure?
Importantly, how often does it happen? How many cycles do you get, generally speaking? What is our statistical basis for saying it will (or won't) fail?
More insidioiusly, what if you can whack the crap out of it five times, but on the sixth, the fatigue loading catches up with the knife and it cracks? Fatigue is non-linear and it affects everything, even knives. Without a rational test plan, there is no way to know how many times Bubba can stand on it before it is likely to fail, even if we have a decent definition of what "fail" means to us in this context.
On a more prosaic note, what if the knife were misassembled? Or the wrong part number used so that it almost works OK? Or it fails early because a supplier changed a material specification or had a bad run of parts? There are a lot of variables, and none of them are controlled, so you have zero idea of the significance of the "Hey y'all! Watch this!" video.
TL;DR: Can't tell from one video.