I finally got the knife of my dreams!

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Gollnick said:
...Keep in mind, gentlemen (and I use that term loosly), that this thread is in the General Forum. Conduct unbecoming of the General Forum could land you in the brig or even set you on that last walk down the plank. Word to the wise: keep it clean here in General.
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Gollnick...Sorry man; I just couldn't resist.:D...This thread will more-than-likely end up in W&C anyway.:D.
 
It would be great if "Miss Teen Kelly" was actually some trolling 40 year old dude. In fact, I am calling it first. Teen Kelly is actually some old dude posing as a young "web girl".

I can pull pics of girls off the web too.
 
That's a Benchmade 42. I've got one myself. And my chest is bigger than hers.

teen kelly, Practical Tactical is a subforum of Bladeforums. It's for discussions of the best way to use edged tools for self defense. Keep in mind that the best method of self defense is keeping out of trouble, not fighting your way out of trouble you could have avoided.

You sure can sleep with a knife under your pillow without cutting yourself. Just keep the knife closed.

OK, where's Ren? I can't go on.
 
There was a young desireable at Glocktalk a while ago that displayed some of the same behavior, but by God, she did know her stuff when it came to firearms.

(Judgement withheld until I see if walk = talk)
 
NeedleRemorse said:
Call it my raging hormones, but nothing gets me hotter than a trim, teenaged, busty blonde troll.

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I'm so glad you're here at this site. It's really odd to have a 19 year old blonde female on our forums. If we didn't know you better, we'd think you were an attention craving wannabe porn-star or bored and lonely high school student. Good thing you established your true self by identifying your age as being a sexually desirable one by men of all ages, adding the suffix ''420'' to your username (a not-so-obscure drug reference to imply a wild nature), and posting an uneccessary link to your blog instead of a direct image link. You know, if we didn't know you better, we might find it suspicious that you wouldn't just tell us the model name that you obviously know ("i got a 42, sorry about that") as 9/10 of us know what a Benchmade 42 looks like instead of having us look at your pseudo-erotic journal. New to the web, eh Teen Kelly (The Teen prefix is really hot, I'm trembling with desire as I type)? It's interesting that you're new to the web and yet according to your Blog "into the net''.

I look forward to a lengthy communicational relationship with you through Bladeforums, I'm sure you've got a lot to contribute...like...desparate vies for attention...and nauseating attempts at eroticism.
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Needle’s, you are a bright kid and you could be 100% correct in your very sarcastic and scathing response to kelly042, but you will become a more likeable and successful human being by giving people a chance to prove themselves. You might even get laid once in a while.
Blonde, 19, rich daddy, lives alone, single with a great set of lungs and loves knives sounds a little too good to be true, but as Couger Allen pointed out “ the Red Sox won the series”. If I was your age and lived on that side of the world, I’d be doing my best to teach this young lass the finer skills of flippin and flickin.
 
she went real easy on that blank check. no busse?

I would not want to be with anyone who needs attention that bad.. just sad is all.

I do however love my bm42

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I'm with Needle on this one. Her blog is set up to advertise one of those "pay-to-play" cam sites. You can find them all over the place, on personals sites, chat rooms, etc..
 
it's pretty obvious. if you can't pick up on this one you're either naive or stupid.
 
thanks maximus !
at least i would learn something today !

who could truelly believe that Kelly420 exist?
in the same page, she shows her knife and told us she has nice tits...
That's nothing to say that i am suspisious...
 
For a bunch of men who talk about knives all day we sure don't appreciate female company, however dubious :rolleyes: , very much. Take a hike lady, we might be obsessed(infatuated?;) ) with knives but I for one think she should get the boot, very insulting, in a subtle way. The whole stoner thing killed it for me anyway :D


EDIT:Hmm an ad for a personals website. Posted by a fairly attractive girl who seems to have problems identifying knives. On a website pandering to men, men who like knives, a lot. What a coincidence....
 
Did you guys sit up all night scowering the web & snorting crank trying to find the picture that i initially ADMITTED to taking from a knife site?

You sad pathetic lonley souls, here i was all stoked about showing off the knife i got, & you guys try to "bust me" for something I SAID IN CLEAR ENGLISH, i TOOK off a website.

For the love of god, is this your idea of a warm welcome for a new member?

I can see why their aren't more girls posting on this site, they immediately get called a web whore & chased off as a fake, when all they wanted to do was ask about their freaking knife!
 
I vote with NR, if it's not just another advert for a thinly disguised porn site, then it's a troll.
 
There are some other pictures of her here:

http://pr0-net.buysomepills.com/kelly/

The fact that the blog was set up all in the same day and the 3 pictures were all uploaded within about 4 hours of each other, followed later by a post here, makes me very suspicious as well. Nice how the knife is centered between two images.

Also she posts this:

"Well this is my first post on the blog, soooo whats up! Im just kinda testing out this whole crazy thing."

If you check that's her 3rd post, not her first post. Someone must see this forum as a bunch of lonely guys with a lot of spare money to blow on knives, so why wouldn't they blow it on a dating service? :)
 
Kelly: I apologize if I implied that you were a web you-know (as we're still in general). Because I did not mean to imply it, I meant to state it. If you trace "Teen Kelly's" pictures on her site back to the wall, they take you to her image host, and the other images she has on there are less than modest. As this is General, I remind everyone that they should NOT post the URL. So that is all I need to establish that she is a web-...girl. That, on its own merit, is not enough to warrant my sardonic and caustic behaviour. What got me is that instead of her saying "I got a Benchmade 42" or posting a link to the knife site where the picture was or posting an image link she sent us all to her "teen'' blog in a move that was (in my opinion) meant to get a rise out of some of the members here (which it did) about her body and for them to be excited by her just-legal age. As for her not knowing how to otherwise post pictures, I just made my own blog (http://teendanny.blogspot.com/) a few minutes ago and looked at the post format. To post a picture, you need to use <img src="http://www.example.com/mypicture.jpg"> tags, and since she already knew how to post URL's why wouldn't she just send us directly to the knife site where she got the pictures instead of a porn blog? And it IS a porn blog in the making...teenwebcam? What kind of age-old attention grabber is that? This is the same think that happened with folding freak when my buddies Torz Johnson and K.V. Collucci called him out with me- a good half of the members disagreed and continued being nice (which is not a fault in any way) and the other half agreed. There's nothing wrong with that, and if our half had been wrong that time we would have apologized, just like I'd be more than willing to apologize if she somehow proved me wrong now.
 
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