I want to make a lord of the rinks sord

[John Andrews]

The next time I get a crazy request, I know the maker I can send them to.

 

[ddavelarsen]

I've heard that crowbars make good swords. I've made a bunch of stuff though. My sword will cut a car bumper off. Cause its 420j high carbon steel. That's good stuff .

Well, I made one. It's O1, the actual King of Steel, and it'll cut off not just the bumper, but slice cleanly through the whole fender, headlight assembly, grill, radiator, bumper, suspension and chassis in one fell swoop. And no, I will not divulge my hard-won secret methods! Or technique!

I will however offer spelling, grammar and punctuation lessons to anyone interested. Our schools sure are not doing the job anymore. Too busy indoctrinating students to become good citizens for their benevolent government.