I woke up Friday morning. I was sick as a dog.

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I woke up Friday morning, sick as a dog. Irritatingly, I had already booked the day off work, and today (Monday) is a holiday here, so obviously I was not going to be hanging around sick in civilization!

I packed up the truck with help from my lovely assistant Erin, and off we drove to an area south of Princeton, BC.

I was expecting the road in to be pretty clear, as I'd heard my dad had been through the area a few weeks earlier. He likes clearing roads and building up fording spots on rivers and streams, so I expected to be able to cruise right in to the end of the long-deactivated logging road. Surprisingly, though, no one had been in there yet this year. I didn't have any trouble crossing the streams with my truck, but there were a lot of trees blocking the way in. I don't care for chainsaw noise so I went to work with the axe - in this case a solid little Agdor Bruks. It's a small axe, probably the size most guys have for cutting wood for the fire - a 2 pound head on a 24" handle. The handle is a good grained hickory, and the head is a very good general-purpose shape. It is neither a limbing axe nor a splitting axe, more like a small felling axe. It cuts very well.

Like all my axes, it is sharp enough to comfortably shave your face with. I didn't count, but I would say a foot-thick pine drying over the winter and spring takes me about thirty strokes. There was quite a bit of that over the last half-mile, prior to that it was more like 4-6" trees. They only take a few swings.






Success! You will notice that I have been chopping overhead...a bit sketchy and requires quite a bit of care! I keep it slow so that I can catch the axe in the event of a miss or a cut straight through the wood.


Well worth it at the end of the road, though! The book I am reading is one of my favourites: "From Log to Log House." It is a Swedish textbook on log construction, I like to read it while out in the bush.




Also a popular spot with the assistant + dog.

Here was a little knife project: cut some sticks for the shishkabobs! I used the Scrapyard Guard to chop off the branches, and the Gene Ingram Lacer to do the rest. I tried using the Guard to peel and carve one of the sticks...forget it. I am going to reprofile the guard and properly sharpen it...it came fairly dull, actually. It would take hair off your arm, but not particularly well. After I get it thinned down a bit and sharpened, I'll see how I like it. Right now, I find it pretty clumsy and overall I am not very impressed with it. The main reason I carry it around is the excellent sheath, which is just too good to leave behind. Who made the sheath? Normark, of course, of OnScene Tactical. If it weren't for the sheath I don't think I'd bother with the knife at all. Still, since I have the killer sheath for it, I think it's worth working on to try to turn it in to a good user.I didn't think to take any "display" pics of my knives as I have never been a collector of anything - I just spend a lot of time in the bush and use a lot of edged tools.

Anyway the Gene Ingram is incredible. I never spent so much on a knife as the Lacer...now I would happily spend it all over again for another Gene Ingram. I love the little thing. So here are the kebobs, courtesy the lovely assistant:





I like them.

But I predict this pic will be more popular anyway, even though the message is the same:






Note 1 sleeping bag for the girl, one for me, and a little one in the middle for the dog. AW!

Well, other than that it's pretty much just cheesecake bikini shots, and I know nobody wants to see those!

One last note - in general, I probably wouldn't have too much to do with a little barbecue thing. I just cook stuff on fires, myself. But Erin suggested we take it and I ended up being glad we did. Obviously you wouldn't hike one anywhere, but for drive in camping, it was very handy. I lit all our campfires in there, and I found I could light a very small fire very easily, and that even at night, when it was around ten degrees, we could comfortably sit very close to it, and get plenty of heat from it. (this was an issue for me, because I felt cold and achy all weekend, and for Erin, because she runs around half naked all the time.) Furthermore, it really reduced my concerns about starting forest fires. One of the big concerns here is catching roots on fire underground - they will smoulder away for ages without giving any sign of the fire, then one day, wham, forest fire. But with the raised barbecue, we didn't have much to worry about. So I lit all the fires there, and was quite pleased.
 
Did you borrow Pitdogs bigfoot detector,also great photos and country side.
 
Thanks for the pics, looks like a good trip. Sorry your not feeling well, hope your cured. ...............OH, I almost forgot........the more bikini shots the better..JMHO.;)
 
Great pics. Thanks for posting them. Sounds like a great trip. :thumbup:

Since you posted bikini pics of your assistant, you're almost (but not quite) forgiven for not posting pics of the Gene Ingram. :p
 
how about pics of the assistant....holding the knives. :D
 
Jeez, I had to go interrupt her at work to get these!

"Hey, babe, can I get a three-minute favour? I need some pics of you."

Fortunately her work seems to consist of hanging around on the floor, drawing girls in bikinis. So she is easy to photograph.



The blade is a bit dirty from use. Looks bigger in her dainty hand than in my big mitt!



Sorry, this is a bit out of focus.





And the Yard Guard, with excellent sheath by Eric of OnScene Tactical:


This picture got me a little hot under the collar.





And with one finger in the choil - incidentally I find this is a much better grip for most uses, really wakes up the big heavy blade.



She's so friendly!



I don't quite understand the significance of this pic, but she explained that she needed a shot of unpacking??? I think it has something to do with the fact that I always make fun of her for taking a suitcase, even though if we're staying close to the truck, that's a pretty reasonable thing to do, I guess. I don't know why she is displaying the book.

 
And finally, some pics of her "baby." Of course, this is a restricted weapon in Canada, so naturally we would never shoot it anywhere but a designated range, no matter how safe it was, or how far we were from civilization. So the reason there are no pics of us shooting stuff from a hundred meters out is that we would NEVER, EVER do that. Because a handgun is smaller than a rifle, so it is more dangerous and it will murder you, and that would be wrong. So we would never shoot it in the bush, for fun. So here are the glamour shots.







I think you can actually see her eye here.





Yes, all her skirts are this short.

So there you go, plenty of nice pics of toys, including my favourite, Erin. Look at the effort I put in! Now that's dedication.
 
btw... DAMN you have a hot girlfriend... i mean assistant...


cheers mate looks like u had fun.. where abouts south of princeton were u?
 
Can I move to BC...I mean is it legal, or are they gonna kick me out? Just wondering......your post made me want to live there...I don't know why????
 
Thanks for sharing those great photos with us. Looks like a nice spot you picked to go camping in. I'm envious! What kind of little barbecue grill is that you were using? Is it something made or only available in Canada?

Now, I only have one more question. With an "assistant" who looks that nice, how could you devote any time to reading that book you mentioned? :D
 
Thanks for sharing those great photos with us. Looks like a nice spot you picked to go camping in. I'm envious! What kind of little barbecue grill is that you were using? Is it something made or only available in Canada?

Now, I only have one more question. With an "assistant" who looks that nice, how could you devote any time to reading that book you mentioned? :D

who do think was hunting for the meat while he was reading his book? you didn't notice the camo bikini top?
 
Guys c'mon your missing the IMPORTANT question......So does she have a sister?:D
 
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