Idiot-proof Guide Of Awesomeness On How To Post Pictures: Sticky Me Please

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OK... so a lot of people seem to not know how to post pictures in threads. So Madcap is here to rescue anyone who admits to computer illiteracy and those who are too proud to admit their computer illiteracy as well.

So... without further ado: How to post pictures on Bladeforums.

1. Sign up for a free image hosting service. What this does is allow you to upload pictures that you have saved on your computer to an online server, which essentially stores them on the internet and provides you with a URL- Uniform Resource Locator (AKA the address you type in the address bar to go someplace on the web, I.E. http://www.bladeforums.com that you can post on other sites using HTML or BB code. More on that later.

2. We're going to use Photobucket for our example, since it's the most commonly used free image hosting service in all of computer geekdom. It's quite easy to use. So, sign up for an account. When you go to their home page, in the upper left corner should be a link saying "Join Now!" Click it and fill out all the information. Once you have registered, you're ready to upload pictures!

3. So how do we upload pictures? Well, once you're logged into your new photobucket account, in the middle right of the page you should see about a third of your screen covered with "Add Pictures," and underneath that, you see a place where you can type labeled 'Picture' with a button next to it that says 'Browse.' Click the browse button. This will open the 'File Upload' window. This is the hardest part of the guide, because I can't explain to you how and where you store photos on your computer. The easiest thing to do is to create a new folder on your desktop, label it, say, knife pictures, and move all your bladeforums related stuff to that folder.

3A. (But I'm even more illiterate than that! How do I create a new folder on my desktop? Right click anywhere on the desktop screen. Scroll down to 'new' and the scroll over to 'folder.' Rename it as you please.)

3B. (Wait, you lost me. I don't even know how to save pictures I found on the internet! Or upload pictures from my digital camera to my computer! There are far too many cameras for me to tell you how to upload from all of them, the only thing I can say is READ THE FRICKING MANUAL, N00B. To save a picture you found on the internet, right click the picture, scroll to 'Save Image As,' which brings up the 'Save Image' menu. On the left side of that screen you should see 'Desktop.' Click that, which will show you all the folders you can save the image to on your desktop. Double click the Knife Pictures folder which you should have created two steps ago, name the picture you're saving, and save it. Easy.)

4. So once you have a picture to upload, and are back looking at your photobucket account, click the 'Browse' button we found earlier, click 'Desktop' again, and double click on that Knife Pictures folder we talked about earlier. Click on the name of the picture you want to upload, and then click 'Open.'

5. This should fill in that text box with the location of the picture you want to upload, i.e. D:\Desktop\Cool Wallpaper Shizzle\conan32pi.jpg for my very cool Conan O'Brien MSN Instant Messenger icon. D:\ is the drive location, in this case, my hard drive. You will also have a lettered drive for your CDROM/DVD/CDR/ etc. drive, one for your floppy drive, and possibly one or more for any other type of drive on your computer, i.e. ZIP drive, minidisk drive, etc, and any number of lettered drives for any networks your computer may be a part of and can access. 'Desktop' narrows down the location of the file to a specific part of the D drive. 'Cool Wallpaper Shizzle' narrows it to a specific folder, conan32pi is the file name of the file I want in that folder, and .jpg is the file type, in this case, a type of image file.

6. Click submit. This will upload your selected picture to the photobucket servers.

7. Now if you scroll down, you will see a thumbnail size picture of the picture you uploaded, along with three text boxes labeled URL, TAG, and IMG. You only need to worry about the one labeled URL. Select the ENTIRE URL in the box (Make sure you got the whole thing, they can get long), and hit Ctrl+C. That will copy what you selected, in this case the URL, into your computer's RAM cache (Basically it's short term memory). Go to the post reply function on bladeforums, where in the little cluster of buttons above the typing box you should see a small yellow button that looks sort of like two mountains with a sun over them on a yellow sky. It's to the right of all the font, size, bold, italic, underline, spacing, etc. controls. Click it. This will create a prompt that asks you for the URL of the image you would like to post.

8. Hit Ctrl+V. That will paste what you copied earlier (The URL of your picture from photobucket) into the IMG function on bladeforums' reply box. Hit okay.

9. In the reply box, it should look like this (Only without spaces before and after the URL, which I inserted so that the code instead of the picture would appear.)

url]


10. That's it. See, now was that all that hard!?!?

11. An aside for more advanced users... you can also alter what text is displayed when you insert a URL, like, if I wanted to say "You can go here..." instead of saying, "You can go to http://www.photobucket.com/blah blah blah..." and make a link saying 'here' that takes you to http://www.photobucket.com/blah blah blah.

In order to do this, click the hyperlink button on the submit reply function. Type in or copy the URL you want to link to. Submit it. It should produce something like this, though again without the inserted spaces.

[ URL="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg"]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg [/URL]

which looks like...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg

When you post it.

In order to change the display from "http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg" to
"here," delete the second copy of the URL which occurs after the first set of brackets close- the URL which is not in quotation marks. That, is, the bolded part of this (Minus the spaces again)...

[U RL="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg"]http://i20.photo bucket.com/albums/b217/nerevarsblade/conan32pi.jpg[/U RL]

Replace that with the word 'here.' That way when you post, it will look like this.

Here

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Very good instruction! :thumbup:

This should be stickied somewhere.

Now where would be a good place for it?

Technical Support Forum would be best, I would think.
 
Good post. I'd just amend it saying that most people have free space on their ISP, so there's no point in making yourself better-known online by signing up with an outfit like Photobucket. Get yourself an FTP client and use your very own server allocation.
 
ABTOMAT-47 said:
Good post. I'd just amend it saying that most people have free space on their ISP, so there's no point in making yourself better-known online by signing up with an outfit like Photobucket. Get yourself an FTP client and use your very own server allocation.

Not everybody does, I don't, so I just posted a way that absolutely anyone who is a bladeforums member could post pictures.

misque said:
Very good instruction! :thumbup:

This should be stickied somewhere.

Now where would be a good place for it?

Technical Support Forum would be best, I would think.

Yeah, probably. I was in full-on rant mode, though, so I just posted it in the forum I was currently in, lol. Lucky I wasn't in the Pirate's Cove or something.
 
Thanks to all. There are times when I realy feel the need to reboot this machine over the garden wall, except it's smarter than me.
 
Be also aware that if you post more then one good picture Coguar will move you to Galeria. It is hard to understand, but this happend to me any time...

Thanks, Vassili.
 
Cougar Allen said:
To clarify that: If the main purpose of your post is to show off your pictures, please post in The Gallery.
Well, why else you put picture in the post, rather then show them?

Thanks, Vassili.
 
So how do others seem to post numerous, full page color pictures directly in their thread? There is a thread now circulating on WSK. He has at least 8 full size shots and not once do you need to go to an URL site.
 
Madcap, one of the main principals of teaching a computer illiterate is to make the information accessible. I don't know how you've done it, but your text is too wide for my large screen, and my modern printer will not print the whole instuction without chopping off 25% of it along the side. Sliding the stupid text back and forth to read it is difficult. Is there any chance you can post or send in a different configuration. I have lots of great info to share with knife people, if I could only learn how to post *+!#@^%$> pictures! Every tutorial in this forum seems to assume some knowledge that a 62 year old noob to computers just does not have! I will not give up, but help me out here if you please!!
 
madcap magician,
Thanks!:thumbup:
I'm almost there,if ya' click on above link,click on Slideshow and that's the best for viewing the first knives I've hosted on photobucket.I've acquired these knives in the last year,except the Shiva Ki's,right here on BFC.
Using the seller's pics.:eek: :D

Doug:)
Edited to add: Sorry,Coug!:eek: Never got this far before,won't happen again.Doug.:o
 
Cougar Allen said:
To clarify that: If the main purpose of your post is to show off your pictures, please post in The Gallery.

nozh2002 said:
Well, why else you put picture in the post, rather then show them?

Thanks, Vassili.

I would have answered before now if I had come back to this thread before now.... :o

We're running into the language barrier but I think we can manage to communicate; I just have to explain in more detail.

Sometimes the main purpose of a post is discussion, even though one or more pictures of reasonably small file size are included so people can see what the discussion is about. That kind of post belongs here in the Blade Discussion forum.

Other times the main purpose of a post is to show pictures, often a large number of large files that take a long time to download over a slow connection. That kind of post is very welcome on Bladeforums too, but it should be posted in The Gallery, not in Blade Discussion. People go to The Gallery to see beautiful pictures of knives and they don't mind waiting for them to load. :cool:
 
Cougar Allen said:
I would have answered before now if I had come back to this thread before now.... :o

We're running into the language barrier but I think we can manage to communicate; I just have to explain in more detail.

Sometimes the main purpose of a post is discussion, even though one or more pictures of reasonably small file size are included so people can see what the discussion is about. That kind of post belongs here in the Blade Discussion forum.

Other times the main purpose of a post is to show pictures, often a large number of large files that take a long time to download over a slow connection. That kind of post is very welcome on Bladeforums too, but it should be posted in The Gallery, not in Blade Discussion. People go to The Gallery to see beautiful pictures of knives and they don't mind waiting for them to load. :cool:

Well it seems that any of my posts were like this, because you move all my posts with picture to Gallery. Now I have to post twice knife I like to say something about in the Gallery and then here with the link to the Gallery. I do not post any pictures here any more because I know you'll move it to Gallery anyway.

I don't understand why slow downloading of pictures may cause any inconvinience - just read the thread and ignore emty or partially downloaded pictures.

There is no point in telling people how to post picture if it is not wellcomed here and you will move thread away because you fill that pictures are too big or too many of them... I tried to understand how it works when I face it first time, but it seems that any picture in post cause moving action - and there is no rool about it.

Thanks, Vassili.
 
nozh2002 said:
Well it seems that any of my posts were like this, because you move all my posts with picture to Gallery. Now I have to post twice knife I like to say something about in the Gallery and then here with the link to the Gallery.

That's a good way to do it, when you both want to have a discussion and want to post a lot of large files.

nozh2002 said:
I don't understand why slow downloading of pictures may cause any inconvinience -

Some people feel it's no inconvenience at all; some people feel it's a great nuisance. We have different forums for different people.

nozh2002 said:
There is no point in telling people how to post picture if it is not wellcomed here and you will move thread away because you fill that pictures are too big or too many of them... I tried to understand how it works when I face it first time, but it seems that any picture in post cause moving action - and there is no rool about it.

One more time -- the rule is Blade Discussion is for discussion, text. Pictures are allowed in aid of discussion if download time is reasonably short.

You often post collections of beautiful pictures of knives that can take a long time to download over a slow connection. Your posts are very welcome, many people love them, I like them myself -- but that kind of post belongs in The Gallery where the people who like it will find it.
 
Cougar Allen said:
One more time -- the rule is Blade Discussion is for discussion, text. Pictures are allowed in aid of discussion if download time is reasonably short.

So anyone who like to post picture should know this rule.

In practice this mean at least for me, any pictures in my post - and it is in the Gallery. Don't bother to post it here. If you want to discuss it - use text to describe it.

Tanks, Vassili.
 
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