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..... little soft fluffy bunny rabbits.... catch wipe release repeat...Oh man ...what happens when all the TP in the world runs out?


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..... little soft fluffy bunny rabbits.... catch wipe release repeat...Oh man ...what happens when all the TP in the world runs out?
Oh man ...what happens when all the TP in the world runs out?
Hummmmmm...... in the real world....
ASH1 (pick one...anyone...) and NMFBM I guess (FFBM or KZII are all tied here)
Glock 17 (S&W 686 is right up there as well)
Steyr SSG (my heart says my Sako AII but the Steyr can do all the same things and more, albeit in a heavier less handy package).
Fantasy world....![]()
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Same blades
Browning High Power (I MUST buy another soon !!!)
L1A1F1...![]()
My custom survival knife/caper combo
FN Five Seven Pistol Veridian green laser/light, Leoupold Delta/ with three mags and 1000rnds 5.7x28mm ammo
TC contender with 20" scoped barrel chambered for 5.7x28mm
..... little soft fluffy bunny rabbits.... catch wipe release repeat...![]()
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods...
The bear asks the rabbit, "do you have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replies, "no, I dont"
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.
Just for fun..say you wake up to gunshots near by.. a car skids past your house clipping your mailbox.. you hear sirens all over ..WTF is going on??!!.. you flip on the TV..a total collapse is underway... total anarchy is breaking out all around your city home.. you have to grab your wife, kids and a few supplies an bail to the family ranch in the country..FAST!!
You can only grab :
2 blades
1 handgun
1 long gun
What are those few vital weapons ???
A classic, that one is ...![]()
Sounds like a recipe for the shootout at the Charmin Corral in a time where keeping a low profile equals more time breathing on this rock. It would be very ironic at best to get shot and mess your shorts while dying trying to defend a TP factory.https://thrive-outdoors.com/2012/01/23/buttwipe/
Now my plan for the Apocalypse is to find the nearest toilet paper manufacturer and occupy it.
Sounds like a recipe for the shootout at the Charmin Corral in a time where keeping a low profile equals more time breathing on this rock. It would be very ironic at best to get shot and mess your shorts while dying trying to defend a TP factory.Worth it? Nope. :thumbdn:
The reality still comes down to when schtuff hits the fan, it's also gonna hit the hand, which if you ever bathe without a wash cloth is likely too... and why we use soap.
Many places in the world currently use no toilet paper and get better, cleaner results from water and their hand with the added benefit of their drawers not getting bacon burns. :thumbup:
Regardless of method, hand washing is still necessary after the deed anyhow, so why some folks are so stuck to paper as a necessity seems illogical at best.
So whether you use a bidet, shower, bath, creek, lake, or squirt bottle, you can get clean just fine with water & without paper.
Stocking up on soap (and water), or learning how to make/replace it is a much more practical endeavor :thumbup: than hording a short lived high volume consumable that is very difficult to replace, especially if trucks aren't bringing in new raw materials to make more of the end product, or worse, there is no power source with which to do so.![]()