If You Were Tarzan and Only Had A Loincloth and a Knife, What Knife Would It Be?

I would have a custom machete made. Should be able to do everything I need.
 
probably an ESEE Junglas, or a 5. the only problem would be that they may be a little chippy and brittle for the lengthly duration. and i mean honestly i would be happy with a usmc kabar, or CS machete.
 
Busse BWM. It's not likely to rust, probably never break it. Long enough to slash, strong enough to split wood and proven to be ergonomic while swinging on vines through the forest.
The only down side is you have to make your own loin cloth compatible sheath.
 
FB, not over 6" blade. Bigger blades can do embarrassing tricks when swing on vines, and a mid-sized knife is the most versatile if you only get to carry one. Something like a Buck 119, with a grippier handle (vine wrapped?).
 
biggest gurkha I could find.

Is this gurkha big enough?

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He probably carried something from Frost since he didn't have a job. Surely he could find $1.24 in change somewhere in the jungle, selling old coke bottles or whatever. ;)
 
The answer to this is so obvious I am almost ashamed to have to post an answer, but here goes:

Sebenza.

Why a Sebenza? Because it is the answer to any question pertaining to knives ......
 
a bastard sword with full serrations and a skull crusher.
In all seriousness though, it would have to be a fallkniven a2 with a zytel sheath.
 
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First of all, I ain't wearing no loin cloth. I'll have my Tacticool ParaKilt, with the hidden sheath for my Cold Steel Bushman. I'll be stylin' and practical.

~Chris
 
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