I too, am sick of that term and the implied haughtiness that accompanies it. It has a "why aren't people cool like us" ring to it when they come back here to post their indignation.
Breaking out the "haughtiness" 700 Club Card, look at Brother Bob!
It seems that every month some snot always comes along and complains about "sheeple" and how they recoil in horror at him pulling out his large flipper, a sheath knife, or a bali song to open a package at crackers in the company lunch room.
Now every time someone comes in here with a story about a negative response, they will know for a fact they are a haughty little snot.
These cubicle commandos love to think they they have some special weapon or skill set that only a well seasoned, manly man practices.
Good one
brah, good one! "Cubicle commandos!" Go to the head of the class and wear the big boy pants Brother Bob for figuring out the world needed another derogatory term similar to "keyboard commando" and "mall ninja."
You go girl!
They love to pull out their knives, they love to think that men tremble and women swoon when they see " the blade ".
Methinks you let slip the dogs of your own sexuality a bit on this one,
Bob.
Then they run back here and breathlessly report how they work around, are related to, or hang out with a bunch of weenies, obviously much less educated in the way of the blade than themselves.
Look at the Ouija Board, Crystal Ball and Tarot Cards on Bob!
Maybe it is because I live in Texas. Maybe it is because of the company I choose keep. Maybe it is my choice of jobs; I have been in construction for over 25 years, but spent another 10 in finance (lending) wearing a coat and tie every day. I don't know what it is, but in 46 years of carrying pocket knives, I have never had a bad incident. I use common sense, and have enough blades to carry the appropriate knife to the party.
Maybe it's just because you have not been around someone who has had an adverse reaction to those knives, too.
I have always strongly suspected that the cries of horror given by "sheeple" were either imagined, or egged on.
I know, I know, your psychic, remote viewing powers are, indeed, incredible. Don't mince words, you don't "strongly suspect,"
you know. You know a lot, in fact, you probably know it all.
I do know guys that carry knives that will whip them in a second to open a bag of M&Ms...
I sort of reserve the knife for the very, very tough plastic packages that some shelled nuts are sold in, and other tough food packages. Not the M & Ms though.
Don't really "whip it out" either when I do have to use one. Some do.
...they run screaming to help someone open a package with their large folders...
Yes, yes, yes, there are people like that. There are also people like that who use boxcutters and small knives because they just want to cut something.
Me? I'm not very helpful anymore. I will sit across a room and watch someone struggle with a box, like a monkey trying to get its' penis into a football...with say one of the broken rip cord openers...because on several occasions I have helped people after they asked, "anybody have a knife?" And after cutting something open for them, they looked at me, "thanks O.J." Or some other bizarre remark about the knife.
...or cut their food with a large tactical knife up in a restaurant because "they just can't abide a dull blade".
I have actually done this, not because I "can't abide a dull blade" which you have never heard someone say, you're making it up, but simply because I want to cut the meat and not tear the meat apart or smash the meat apart.
The problem is, some people would consider a Boker Arbolito fixed blade with about a 3.0 inch blade or a Opinel or Victorinox a, "large, tactical knife." I generally don't carry around "large tactical knives."
But I think they are mistaken about the "sheeple" they encounter. People are not are turned off by their knives. They are turned off by their juvenile and annoying behavior. They just think the knife is the problem for the people around them.
That is, no doubt, true in some cases.
In many cases, the knife is the problem for the people around them, Bob. While you seem so quick to think a bunch of people carrying knives are the morons in the tale, you fail to concede that some of those "sheeple" being talked about are as well. No, they get a pass, it's the other people, lesser people than you.
You see, Bob, you're the other side of the coin in this story. You sit and bellyache about one group of people calling the other group of people "sheeple" and then you throw out some choice names of your own.
Dismissing the people that you annoy as the problem (and labeling them as mindless idiots to boot) is actually the real problem itself.
Robert
I annoyed a woman I worked with at Corporate Express once. Back in 1999. She was a douchebag. What I did to annoy her was use a folding knife to cut shrink wrap instead of using the company supplied box cutters. I had to dispose of boxes at times, too. To me, a folding knife is safer than a box cutter the same shape as a stick of gum but a little bit bigger. Now, much to your disappointment, I was not wearing a black balaclava and jumping from boxtop to boxtop and then lunging onto the final box, my victim. No, just cutting tape, shrink wrap, cardboard.
I don't care if I annoy paranoid, bedwetting douchebags, Bob.
She went to my manager with the complaint, Bill, about 20 years my senior, was carrying a Spyderco Police Model. I was off scott free!
A couple years later, on here, a kid got fired from a warehouse job for doing the same thing, for having a weapon. For not using the company-supplied terrorist weapon, the boxcutter. Proven terrorist weapon, too! So much for switchblades, gravity knives and balisongs being the weapons of choice for criminals...
Even though I won the battle with the Summer's Eve bottle at Corporate Express, I learned my lesson. I don't use pocketknives around people I don't know or people that I use my psychic abilities,
similar to your own, to see if they are a douchebag or not. Just around people I know. People who are known to me and don't have a douchenozzle sticking out of the top of their head or perhaps a walking
pessary of a human being. Truth is, most of the time, you will know them by their douchenozzles and you won't have to use your psychic abilities anymore.
