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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
Desire leads to Suffering.
Have some Cheese with your Whine.
Things you can't do without a knife:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJwhqjpd_jY
1. Im too weak to tear open a package
2. I don't have any fingernails to peel back the plastic seal on my vitamins.
3. I don't have any scissors to remove the label on my new Tshirt.
4. I can't tear off the plastic wrap on my new issue of Esquire.
5. I cant eat a banana.
6. I can't get my paycheck envelope open.
7. I can't find my kitchen knife, and need to cut up a chicken.
10 things you don't need if you have a knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8MWayQRo14
1. to tear the mail open
2. paper weights
3. paintings
4. tape measures
5. coffee stirrer
6. jewelry
7. tooth picks
8. thumb tacks
9. back scratchers
10. break a banana in half
things you need if you have a knife
1. Unsliced bread
2. Unsliced cheese
3. Unsliced salami
4. Tomatoes.
5. Vegemite, Marmite, Bovril, Peanut Butter, Jelly
6. Mail
7. New clothes.
8. An internet support group
9. Bananas
things you need if you don't have a knife
1. Presliced bread
2. Presliced cheese
3. Presliced salami
4. Lettuce
5. Mustard, Mayo, Catchup, and Honey, in squeeze bottles.
6. A paycheck
7. Used clothes.
8. An internet support group.
9. Bananas