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I take no responsibility for anything I post this evening.
I'm bored too, so I'm hanging around here to annoy everybody.
I'm bored too, so I'm hanging around here to annoy everybody.
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I'm sick, tired and can't sleep....
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I'm just getting over being sick, and I think my wife is coming down with what I had.
Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well, Bruise.
Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well, Bruise.
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send money.
money soup is good for sickness.
money soup is good for sickness.
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Dave Hahn said:anytime you want to cuddle bruise, you lemme know.
:barf:
I don't care what the laws are in Ontario.
*feel the wrath of my cursed indian war club*
I've wanted to type that somewhere all day.
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OK Bruise...
I have a challenge for you:
Come up with the greatest rip-offs consistently perpetrated on the comsumer in today's society, with a brief explanation.
I'll start: Eyeglass frames. HUNDREDS of dollars for 12 cents worth of plastic or metal. Perpetuated by every discount and regular price optometrist in North America.
Second: Women's lingerie (Although, sadly, it has been a long while since I've had the chance to be outraged by the prices.) Victoria's secret is one of the great scams in the world. They take the most beautiful and photogenic women in the world, AIRBRUSH them to make them more beautiful and alluring, and then put $1.76 (U.S.) of material, crafted in the third world, and sell them for $50 or more a unit.
Third: 39 oz cans of coffee in a 48 oz tin. Next thing you know they will be concaving the bottom to reduce the interior space even more.
OK....there you go. Should be a perfect pursuit for cranky, ill, and unhappy sickies.
I have a challenge for you:
Come up with the greatest rip-offs consistently perpetrated on the comsumer in today's society, with a brief explanation.
I'll start: Eyeglass frames. HUNDREDS of dollars for 12 cents worth of plastic or metal. Perpetuated by every discount and regular price optometrist in North America.
Second: Women's lingerie (Although, sadly, it has been a long while since I've had the chance to be outraged by the prices.) Victoria's secret is one of the great scams in the world. They take the most beautiful and photogenic women in the world, AIRBRUSH them to make them more beautiful and alluring, and then put $1.76 (U.S.) of material, crafted in the third world, and sell them for $50 or more a unit.
Third: 39 oz cans of coffee in a 48 oz tin. Next thing you know they will be concaving the bottom to reduce the interior space even more.
OK....there you go. Should be a perfect pursuit for cranky, ill, and unhappy sickies.
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E-mail sent on cursed indian war club.
Here we (all) are, bladesharks focusing intently on the deal of the day... will the USA antler Hanshee be there today? Osage orange 30" AK? who knows.... then suddenly, THAT.
OMG. Things are so bad for me lately, I was considering getting that cursed club as a decoration for my FEMA trailer. If it does indeed talk and make phone calls, it would have at least kept me company. Evil is OK, at this point. I'm so bored I don't care. It was cool looking, and maybe if I didn't like it's advice & conversation I could have either (A) burnt it for an incense offering to someone who makes so-so posts, or (B) burnt it to keep warm.
Either way that was one of those diet-pepsi-comes-flying-out-your-nose moments. At work, the look on the new girl's face was priceless... here I am toiling away at "work" when an insane "Muahahaha!" breaks out...
Ah. Thanks.
I just re-read it. It's STILL funny.
Ad Astra
Here we (all) are, bladesharks focusing intently on the deal of the day... will the USA antler Hanshee be there today? Osage orange 30" AK? who knows.... then suddenly, THAT.
OMG. Things are so bad for me lately, I was considering getting that cursed club as a decoration for my FEMA trailer. If it does indeed talk and make phone calls, it would have at least kept me company. Evil is OK, at this point. I'm so bored I don't care. It was cool looking, and maybe if I didn't like it's advice & conversation I could have either (A) burnt it for an incense offering to someone who makes so-so posts, or (B) burnt it to keep warm.
Either way that was one of those diet-pepsi-comes-flying-out-your-nose moments. At work, the look on the new girl's face was priceless... here I am toiling away at "work" when an insane "Muahahaha!" breaks out...
Ah. Thanks.
I just re-read it. It's STILL funny.
Ad Astra
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Wouldn't it be worth it just to brandish the thing and yell, "Feel the wrath of my cursed indian war club!"
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i have a question...
a cursed warclub... now is that one them curses that affects to user? or does the curse affect those that it strikes?
personally i think that a warclub that inflicts curses on those it strikes is far more valuable that your standard lemon cursed warclub that causes the wielder some kinda woe.
a cursed warclub... now is that one them curses that affects to user? or does the curse affect those that it strikes?
personally i think that a warclub that inflicts curses on those it strikes is far more valuable that your standard lemon cursed warclub that causes the wielder some kinda woe.
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Dave Hahn said:
I guess it could be bad if your faulty warclub left bruises that healed quicker than normal.
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Kismet said:
Orignal manufacturer car parts. 3 or 4 times more expensive than getting a part from one O' the gereric auto parts stores.
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Kismet said:OK Bruise...
I have a challenge for you:
Come up with the greatest rip-offs consistently perpetrated on the comsumer in today's society, with a brief explanation.
I'll start: Eyeglass frames. HUNDREDS of dollars for 12 cents worth of plastic or metal. Perpetuated by every discount and regular price optometrist in North America.
Second: Women's lingerie (Although, sadly, it has been a long while since I've had the chance to be outraged by the prices.) Victoria's secret is one of the great scams in the world. They take the most beautiful and photogenic women in the world, AIRBRUSH them to make them more beautiful and alluring, and then put $1.76 (U.S.) of material, crafted in the third world, and sell them for $50 or more a unit.
Third: 39 oz cans of coffee in a 48 oz tin. Next thing you know they will be concaving the bottom to reduce the interior space even more.
OK....there you go. Should be a perfect pursuit for cranky, ill, and unhappy sickies.
I think the ultimate is the Thong price per sq inch of cloth ratio as compared to other underclothing... That would be the Victoria's Secret from above in case somone wasn't watching. Not that I'm complaining when I get to see them you understand.
Anyone want a sick wife? Will trade for cursed warclub.
I might edit this one, I don't need black cactuses too...
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blech......cough, cough.....sneeze.....
that's me tonight. feel like crap.
I think it's all that giraffe bone I was inhaling tuesday night.....:barf:....seriously awful stuff.....knocked out my immune system and whammo....cold. I had missed out for over a year...friends, family, coworkers.....finally got me. That, and I was up until 1 AM working on the knife.....
.....someday gonna learn.......
that's me tonight. feel like crap.
I think it's all that giraffe bone I was inhaling tuesday night.....:barf:....seriously awful stuff.....knocked out my immune system and whammo....cold. I had missed out for over a year...friends, family, coworkers.....finally got me. That, and I was up until 1 AM working on the knife.....
.....someday gonna learn.......