I'm sick, tired and can't sleep....

Kismet said:
...They take the most beautiful and photogenic women in the world, AIRBRUSH them to make them more beautiful and alluring, and then put $1.76 (U.S.) of material, crafted in the third world, and sell them for $50 or more a unit.
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Kis! Those are for sale? I thought they were just models...damn! Send me a dozen immediately!!!

What the heck...send a dozen to Bruise too...they ought to be good for whatever ails anybody!



um...unless what you wrote isn't what you meant or this is a sick joke that is...
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I remember the kittens painted with big eyes on black velvet at swap meets...but I guess that isn't what you're talking about.





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What the heck...I've got great insurance. Send a dozen to each of my buddies here.

Wonder if they have any Chipendale's for mamav?


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raghorn said:
Before you send 'em, make sure they know how to COOK!
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Yah, You don't wanna forget why women's feet are smaller than men's.
Don't know? :confused:








It's so they can stand up close to the counter in the kitchen.:rolleyes: :p :D ;)
 
Edutsi...you'd better hope Barbie doesn't see that! ;)
 
Kis! Those are for sale? I thought they were just models...damn! Send me a dozen immediately!!!
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Nasty?

If I really wanted to do a number on you, and were I able to arrange it, I'd follow your request. :p


('nother one of the truisms I formulated during early divorce: Fantasies are best fantasized.) :rolleyes:

Trust me on this.
 
Come up with the greatest rip-offs consistently perpetrated on the comsumer in today's society, with a brief explanation.
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The Lottery.
It's the biggest rip off going. And state governments do it to their own people. If a private business, ie. a casino, tried to introduce a game with such piss-poor odds, the government would shut them down in a heart beat.
 
Semper Fi said:
The Lottery.
It's the biggest rip off going. And state governments do it to their own people. If a private business, ie. a casino, tried to introduce a game with such piss-poor odds, the government would shut them down in a heart beat.
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You've got that right Bro..taxation without representation.

It's also legally preying on people's addiction by outlawing fair gaming like Vegas offers to force those addicts to either hit the local craps or numbers or play the state sponsored lottery.

And the profits..."...support the schools..."...yeah, right!

I wonder how many folks would be how much better off to declare all of the state lotteries null, void and illegal?


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