I'm the luckiest man alive! (Long)

Hey Waxy, the camo has a "slimming effect" and my 5'4" 120# wife thinks I look cute in camo...lets pillage somewhere with sand, beaches, 80 degree winters and knife friendly federales.

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Jake Evans
 
Okay, Okay, okay. Who says the well educated are smart? Luk wut colij did fer me.

I changed your name Paracelsus, after using one of Jerry's blades to give myself a partial right temporal lobectomy. I'm abashed, chagrined, ashamed, chastened, discomfited, disconcerted, flustered, humbled, mortified, and sheepish. Yes, I might have a fancy thesaurus on my computer, but I also know what about half of the words mean.

The "R" word is out of the question. Period. Anybody who thinks otherwise will be locked up with the Beard Maggot for a year. I've spent far too many nights trying to stitch the shattered psyches of young women back together after they got hit by the wrong end of a frat party.

Sorry about that heavy bit.

Now, Austin doesn't have sandy beaches, but it is warm. Sorry Jake, but I say we start here. I know for a fact that very few people in Austin proper are armed, and even more are terrified at the prospect that large cross dressing men (uh, I mean man) bear weapons.

Heh heh heee heee heee,

Matt
 
Heck Waxy, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable in Austin since they tore down the Armidillo World HQ, lot of memories in that old beer garden, besides the next time I leave Illinois will be to move South again. This state is slightly reminiscent of Orwells 1984.

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Jake Evans
 
If you think Illinois is bad (which I'm sure it is), I have to spend most of my time on campus here. A campus that prides itself as being more liberal than Berkely. A plague of dragons, or in this case Vikings, would do them good.
 
Really Waxy, going and correcting things really wasn't necessary. Sorry I brought that otheR thing up. After thinking about it for a while, I realized that being a Greek God might please my woman Very much. I might try it out in some other forum (hey that's a Roman thing, sorry).

What is 'discomfited'? Those shirts of yours seemed to fit real well. There is absolutely no reason to humble yourself, unless my wife likes this Greek God thing. Chagrined? Well, I'm grinning too. And you are definitely not sheepish like those sheeple. We Vikings are very fond of going around abashing things, so Please don't ashamed. Also, I don't go to many concerts anymore either, so don't worry about being disconcerted either. And all of you are mortified except for me, the holder of the elixer of eternal life (of course, there are some other immortals running around television shows weilding BIG swords, and I'm hiding from THEM).

While I'm at it, may I suggest Not performing the lobotomy on the other hemisphere, or you'll end up much like Me. And I don't think your wife would like that much. Oh, what's a Thesaurus? I'm looking for a new pet reptile, sounds like that could be the perfect one for me.

Sorry for the confusion, it seems to be the usual reaction to my uncommon use of what used to be common language. Really, I can't help myself. Especially when you throw a challenge my way. It's just an educated Viking's way of dealing with verbiage. I like perciflage. Glad to see a new cult starting in the forums. The Sebenzanistas and the Church of Tactical Truth just didn't appeal to my pagan spirit somehow.

Paracelsus

Boy did this thread take a weird twist in the road!

BTW: every three years those Vikings in Iceland elected a new Law Giver. I guess that would be you, Waxes Eloquent. It's your thread, so I'm going to shut up (hey who's cheering? and let you lead the Horde now.

Sorry, I just had to ask, if nobody in Austin is armed, how do the people Eat?

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Noooo! I've scared Paracelsus off! Darn. That's what irony gets you sometimes. I spoke your language man, I really did! I'm only 1/20 your age, but I still understood.

Maybe I should change my signature to "Horde Member and Notorious Brain-Spewer". That sounds a bit more accurate.
 
Waxy, I'm still here, not scared, just lurking. Irony is what this place is supposed to be about? Remember, YOU are the leader of the Horde! Being only a member has some really ugly connotations. But Brain-spewer is Really Good. I like that title! Long live Waxes Eloquent, Thread-Starter, Leader of the Terrible Ironic Horde, and Sarcastic Brain-Spewer!

Paracelsus
Viking Horde Shaman (unless, of course, Silverwing wants to play that role).
 
Yeah. I get your point. It's kind of sad though, that the sharpest weapon I own is a hossom knife, and not my wit! Heh heh.

The shaman lurks and observes, feeling the eddies in the temporal flow, awaiting the next crossing of this fluctuating ley-line nexus . . . awaiting his chance to return . . .

Matt
 
Count me in! 6' and 195lbs, but armed to the teeth, and can pillage a 'fridge with the best of them! Here's the best part: Now I have an excuse to get a sword and a battle axe!! Thanks, fellow warriors!
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Anyone have a good mace for sale?
 
Give me the weight you prefer and tell me if you like a stabbing spike on the top and I'll whip you one up...maces are one of my favorites to make

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Jake Evans
 
Give me the weight you prefer and tell me if you like a stabbing spike on the top and I'll whip you one up...maces are one of my favorites to make

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Jake Evans
 
Give me the weight you prefer and tell me if you like a stabbing spike on the top and I'll whip you one up...maces are one of my favorites to make.

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Jake Evans SORRY GUYS IT JUST CAME OUT 3 TIMES


[This message has been edited by Jake Evans (edited 20 December 1999).]
 
Matt,

I'm a fellow Texan. 6' 7" and 280 lbs. I would be VERY interested in buying one or two of the shirts! Also very interested in the vest and the Duster! As you know, this kind of clothing is very difficult for Big & Tall men to find!

Bob Jenkins
 
Waxy: i'm gonna ignore the short joke :P
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cuz your reply with the "heavy bit" was so completely marvelous. right on, friend! you and i have something in common (well, i used to be a therapist, no longer)...no need to apologise for Heavy Bits, better to acknowledge the monster in the room than ignore it, know what i mean? wish more men Got It so well
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on the other hand: what a nice, TALL, lovely, well-proportioned two-year old you must have!! LOL!!
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i think you need to add this qualification to your list:

OR
ya gotta be a Wild Woman

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i think Mirriam had better think seriously about whether she really liked whatever else she happened to be doing for a living, because, um, well, she's gonna be a bit busy from now on...

Waxes, actually, i think $40 is CHEAP for that kind of custom work. i'm a handweaver (amongst other weird strange handcrafts), and for a short while a few years back i paid some of the bills doing custom work of one kind or another. i know you don't want to price yourself out of the market, and i realize if it were me, i'd offer Great Prices to my forum friends too, but just consider this: i'm looking at nice
shirts for Carl for Christmas, not silk or anything, and in some stores, just plain shirts are $40-$50 dollars--and these aren't
custom made, no fancy places to carry sharp shiny things. ('course, i just realized i'm out here in california where EVERYTHING costs more, so my view might be a bit skewed.)

one landmark in the scenery for comparison: Carl just bought himself one of those shirts that are made so they provide UV protection, it has lots of nifty special features (pockets, vents, etc) and it was $79 off the rack at REI (he burns REALLY easily, being a viking and all, so it's worth it).

Mirriam might want to consider: how much materials cost her, how much time each shirt takes (including measuring time) and, if she ends up doing a lot of these, a bit for overhead.

OK, so now i just made myself really unpopular, but being a craftswoman myself, i really think it's important not to undervalue one's work. on the other hand (do i have any more hands left?), maybe Mirriam's a whiz and sews like lightning and these things are not a lot of trouble for her to make. only she can judge things like that.

so those are just my thoughts. it's good to sound out folks here on the forums, ask around, see what folks would be willing to pay for these nifty shirts. you might be surprised...

now, on to prospective Horde activities:

i vote we start out by mocking that most ridiculous of human habitation zones: silicon valley (where i spent several unhappy years)...but let's do it from afar, okay?

at knife shows, we could have Horde parties
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great thread! oh--that's what you could call Mirriam's shirts: Great Threads
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good luck, Mirriam!
silverwing
 
Waxy..Is Vampire Gerbil or Paracelsus going to be Loki? I figure Silverwings a shoe in for Valkari, any thoughts?
 
Well, I'm going to update the list to include Bob The Mighty Texan!

Silverwing, thanks for the advice, but interest hasn't been overwhelming yet. We'll keep that price as a Christmas Special for those who ask for one before new years. After that, we'll figure something out.

So, how should we meet up? Who's going to the BLADE show in June? I'm gonna be there, with bells on!

Matt

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AKA "Waxy" Master of Brain-Spew and Member of the HORDE


 
Jake,

Vamp is LOKI! I'll ask Paracelsus what the viking term for "Shaman" or "Mystic" is.

YES. SILVER IS THE FIRST VALKYRE OF THE HORDE!!

Heh heh.

Matt

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Hello, my incredibly large brethen! Do Germans count? I'm 6'5" 285#s, and a mean sombitch (when I want to be
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), and I even do a passable Aahnold impression. Right on! We have quite a hord going here. If we all ever got together, we'd probably get arrested for invasion!!

Vikings RULE!!!

Vitaeius Agon Causa
Joe
 
All right Sycotic! I haven't seen you around lately, so I'm glad you popped up. I have to agree, we could get arrested for merely hanging around. A bunch of guys as big as us all grouped together has to be illegal in most municipalities unless the WWF is in town.

Matt

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AKA "Waxy" Master of Brain-Spew and Member of the HORDE


 
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