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What if before they were vaporized, Kevin John made a clone of Chris Reeve and had that clone make "CRKs"?
Or...what if Chris Reeve cloned himself and called the clone Kevin John?!?!? Mind blown.
No, Chris Reeve was artificially created by the South African government to create the ultimate knife maker, made by splicing the genes of all the greatest knife makers of all time.
The Chinese ambassador was given a tour of the laboratory and when shown the beaker that contained Chris Reeve’s dna he leaned forward and dipped the tip of his tie into the liquid. He soon insisted that the tour wrapped up for he had “other engagements to attend.”
Upon returning to his car he sealed that tie inside a package and shipped it to China, where they used it to produce an evil clone of Chris Reeve who would build clone knives for the Chinese.
What they didn’t realize is the dna in the tie mixed with a small stain of soy sauce causing the clone of Chris Reeve to become unstable and begin splitting, with each generation more corrupt than the first evil Kevin Jobn Chris Reeve clone.
That is why we have now many Chinese makers building clones of Chris Reeves, and even sometimes clones of Kevin John Chris Reeve clones!