Investment Grade Tactical Glow-in-the-Dark Cougar Bracelets

I did get your payment, tgiannes, in fact you overpaid and you'll be getting $3 change along with your bracelets.

Paypal payments are coming in too -- thanks everybody! I'll post when the bracelets arrive at my secret warehouse. :cool:
 
You dare offer a bribe to a SuperDuperWhuperModerator??? Why, I oughta ... fine you $3 for that ...
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International shipping will be $1 extra per order -- so the first bracelet will cost $6 for international buyers but any after the first will still be $4 each. That includes handling!!!!!!!! I sent some to Europe last time and I just checked the postage to Australia and decided my profits are sufficiently obscene without gouging on handling charges too.... :cool:

Bracelets will be shipped in a plain envelope with no mention of multi-caliber tactical capabilities.
 
The bracelets arrived at my secret warehouse today! Those that have already been paid for will go out in tomorrow's mail. You will soon be very cool guys!

This run came out a little different. They look the same glowing in the dark, but in normal light the lettering is a little darker and more reddish -- not as easy to read from a distance, but it looks cool. I think you'll consider it an improvement. I'll try to get some pictures up, but my people will be busy stuffing envelopes tonight....
 
I'm in cougar, but my FBM ate my last six bucks.

Will paypal in 1.5 weeks if that is acceptable
 
Okay -- should I save just one for you or do you want more? (One guy bought 4. I guess he has 3 girlfriends ... or maybe 4 arms; you never know on the net....)
 
I got mine! I like the stealthy lettering on these. They are the latest in fashion accessories, according to a real live woman who volunteered to model for me. :thumbup: :D


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Thanks for posting the pic! I've been wanting to get outside and take some pix of the new version in natural light, but it's been cold and windy and busy here. Eventually I'll post some pix -- in the meantime, that's what it looks like. :cool:
 
Through the miracle of modern dyes, they still glow like the dickens when it gets dark, too, just in case anybody was wondering.... :thumbup:
 
I haven't been over in this forum for awhile, but I had heard sneaky-secret whisperings of a new, uber-tactical, glowie-type, bracelet-thingie. So then I find out Mr. Catzpajamas is behind this whole scheme and it seems just too, too tralala to be true! But before I invest my entire inheritance in one of these I do have a few questions:


Question number 1 – I noticed a few pictures wherein the u-t, g-t, b-t was deployed and in most of the posts accompanying the pictures there was weaseley (no offense intended to any four footed type weasels, ferrets, ermine, stoat, nor mink), lawyer-type disclaimer language suggesting no guns or knives would be included for that price. HOWEVER, there was a picture with a real live woman with no wl-t dl, and a reasonable person would conclude a real live woman will be included (certainly for THAT price, anyway). So my question is, will said real live woman be shaven or unshaven?


Question number b – I noticed one suggested use of the u-t, g-t, b-t is to put it around a beer to discourage pilfery. So does this mean I will need to take up drinking again, and, if so, will you please write a letter to the judge notifying him of that requirement?


Question number another one – Given that I have serious reservations about putting both of my ears to the ground (or that it is even possible), how can I expect the u-t, g-t, b-t to effect my ear wax issue?


Assuming satisfactory responses to my inquiries, I will take one!
all da best,
rats...
 
ratstuph said:
there was a picture with a real live woman with no wl-t dl, and a reasonable person would conclude a real live woman will be included (certainly for THAT price, anyway).
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Women cannot be sent through the mail (they wouldn't fit in the envelope). However, possession of a New Investment Grade Tactical Glow-in-the-Dark Multi-Caliber Cougar Bracelet makes a man so cool women cannot resist him! When I went to the post office with 10 bracelets on Nov. 30th even though the bracelets were still hermetically sealed in their original plastic bags and additionally sealed into envelopes and enclosed in a ballistic cloth messenger bag, they still exuded so much sexiness that I was stampeded by an entire field hockey team! I had to run for it, most of those girls have part-time jobs in the local lead mine and i wouldn't want to contribute to the delinquency of a miner, but just imagine the power of even one bracelet once you unseal it and expose it directly to a woman!


So my question is, will said real live woman be shaven or unshaven?
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If any of them are not shaven surely you have a knife, don't you? The New Investment Grade Tactical Glow-in-the-Dark Multi-Caliber Cougar Bracelet can be used to sooth the skin after shaving.


Question number b – I noticed one suggested use of the u-t, g-t, b-t is to put it around a beer to discourage pilfery. So does this mean I will need to take up drinking again,
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You will have to drink something to get the full benefit of its Tactical Grip Enhancement capabilities, too. Beer? Why not?


and, if so, will you please write a letter to the judge notifying him of that requirement?
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Preventing you from drinking would deprive you of the full benefit of your investment, so if the judge wishes to do that he will have to compensate you, prorated since you will be getting other unimpaired benefits from your New Investment Grade Tactical Glow-in-the-Dark Multi-Caliber Cougar Bracelet investment.


Question number another one – Given that I have serious reservations about putting both of my ears to the ground (or that it is even possible), how can I expect the u-t, g-t, b-t to effect my ear wax issue?
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Putting both ears to the ground positions them both for drainage of liquid earwax. The wax will be liquified by the heat provided by the swarms of women swarming you in swarms.
 
SOLD OUT FOR NOW

I put one aside for Ratstuph and then a wealthy and discerning gentleman bought all I had left in stock. I will order more but I don't expect to have them by Christmas.
 
Cougar Allen said:
SOLD OUT FOR NOW

I put one aside for Ratstuph and then yadda, yadda, and yet more yadda.
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Woot woot!! If the check isn't already in the mail, it will be soon. Finally, something that glows in the dark that will fit around my [ahem] unit [/ahem]. :D
 
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