Its my turn to join the club! Stiches inside!

Losing my grip on a YCS taking it out of the sheath in the car after I picked it up ran me about 300 bucks in the ER.

Lesson: Be careful and keep superglue at home. That's all they used!

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Speaking of Dave and a group of truly fine individuals I like to post this every now and then

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Nasty said:
And...you thought you recognized the gal?

Ya know, about an hour after I wrote that I knew it was gonna come back and bite me;) Rest assured, friends. I am no ones baby's daddy;) Just chalk it up to being a poor college kid with no cable. I got NBC (sort of), ABC's sound (but all static for a picture), Fox in the spring time (but not the fall. How does that happen?:confused: ), and PBS. You can only watch Bob Ross paint the same picture so many times before Maury Povich wins out;)

Jake
 
The gurkha really said...

"If I take it out, I'll be damn lucky to get it back in without drawing blood!"
 
My right hand is very sore. I think it was fatuiged and that added to the glancing blow potential. I was also getting alot of shock from the blade. I am still learnin the sweet spot and my aim is a lil off sometimes too. I will try again when the stitches come out but I am a lil leary about anything potentially injurious.
 
The incident Nasty referred to is probably exactly what happened to you, Az. In my case, it was a combination of fatigue, an extremely heavy khukuri, and some kind of weird superwood that Hollowdweller had found at the bottom of an abandoned uranium mine on a DoE reservation. (Okay, I made up that last part, but it was damned hard wood -- not much softer than Creosote-soaked timbers, actually.) The GRS took a bounce. I thought that a woodchip had struck me, or perhaps the flat of the blade, and there was a substantial (but painless) impact. Like you, I went on for a few more swings before a bystander (Roadrunner) pointed out that I might be injured, and like you, flexing the muscles -- well -- displayed them to me. :o Fortunately the edge stopped on the bone and no serious harm was done. ;)

(A little secret: I'm actually quite squeamish when it comes to the mysteries of the human interior. Barring illustrated diagrams, I have no interest in seeing what's under my skin and while the clockwork beneath is fascinating, I do not enjoying watching it work. Skin is cool.)

The wound was basically bloodless and did not hurt much, even after the initial shock wore off. It hurt quite a bit the next day. By the time I was back to work I didn't consider it worth showing to a corpsman. Some months afterwards I had it checked out due to a lump. The doc opined that it was probably scarring on either the bone or the tendon and to come back if it didn't go away by itself and was bothering me. It's over a year later now and the lump isn't going anywhere but it doesn't bother me and to be honest, it looks kind of cool. It also serves to remind me of what happens when I go off task.

In all seriousness, I should've lost that finger and part of the knuckle. We're still not quite sure why that didn't happen. Chalk it up to God's love for fools and a high calcium diet. I won't fault the edge on Nasty's khukuri.

If you've seen any of my later videos, you'll note that I keep my left hand up near my chest, palm in. I learned not to hold it out for balance after I hit it behind my back (another mystery) and I learned not to hold the work in Ohio with the GR. I keep it where I keep it now because I was tired of hitting it. This is a tough way to learn and an examination of my hands can tell many tales of woe and stupidity.

Watch the hands, watch the legs, watch the feet, watch the bystanders, and make sure that everything is in such a location that it won't be hit if the khukuri goes through, bounces off, turns, or gets thrown. Sooner or later all of these things will happen. I quoted a passage from Bugles and a Tiger a while back where Masters talks about a Ghurka chopping his own thumb off while clearing brush, the point being that even skillful users sometimes have accidents. Look for ways to prevent them. Have a plan in place if something goes wrong. Do not forget that one moment of inattention can result in a truly life altering experience, and not for the better.

Since Kismet hasn't said it yet, now might be a good time to review the safety thread.
 
Dave Rishar said:
and some kind of weird superwood that Hollowdweller had found at the bottom of an abandoned uranium mine on a DoE reservation. (Okay, I made up that last part, but it was damned hard wood -- not much softer than Creosote-soaked timbers, actually.)

If I am not mistaken that was an elm that my goats girdled, it dried standing, and then the roots went and it fell over. You are right Elm cured like that actually seems to be harder to chop than most oak for me.

A true test of tempering.
 
And in a not-so-surprising turn of events, I had the Monster Ram standing against the wall while applying some oil to the excellent stand that Jerry Mings had built for me. It fell, took an odd bounce, and got me. It must be my magnetic personality.

The damage: the tip got my left palm nicely and once again, I was able to ponder the intracacies of my inner workings. It probably deserves stitches but barring a trip to the emergency room that I can't currently afford, a doc won't be able to see me until the 5th. Krazy Glue will have to do in the meantime.

So, because I did not follow my own advice, I get to spend my three day weekend with only one functional hand. Learn from my mistakes. (Again.)

And yes, I'll put a pic up later for the ghouls to look at.
 
The single biggest perk of military service, if you ask me, is this: no matter what happens, if you can make it to the nearest base your position will improve immensely. If it somehow doesn't improve, the package store is probably open and has better prices than state liquor stores. (I guess that, too, is technically improving one's position.)

I'm going to skip the picture. Now that it's cleaned up and glued up, it's not much to look at. Superman had a good dinner and a few beers and it no longer hurts. I can even type with both hands now.

I have a belief that everyone is born with something to offer to the world, something to get them through their lives, some advantage. Some people are born smart, others are born good-looking; some are athletic, some age well. I have a good clotting factor and heal quickly. Someone is looking out for me. ;)

I'm going to read the safety thread again.
 
If I recall correctly, there was a mallard drake that was not terribly impressed by that particular pirate crew.










(I think it was the hats.)
 
Dave Rishar said:
Fortunately the edge stopped on the bone and no serious harm was done. ;) Quote

Dave ? Do you bother with going to the Doctor or just sew yourself up ?

When I cut my palm with an arrow (darn aluminum arrows) I swear I could have done a better job with my off hand than the doc did . His needle jabs of local anesthetic did nerve damage and hurt worse than the original cut .

I,ve done neater stitches when inebriated as well .
 
Kismet said:
If I recall correctly, there was a mallard drake that was not terribly impressed by that particular pirate crew.










(I think it was the hats.)

Nah, he was just very annoyed that the wood chips we were making weren't edible. Really he should have just been grateful he wasn't used for edge-testing purposes. Roast duck would have gone great with the Heinekin we had in honor of Uncle Bill. :cool:
 
It's funny that you mention that. There were some among us who had ill designs towards the duck.

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In the end, nothing rash was done. We coexisted peacefully enough with our new friend, although he didn't seem very happy with the "food" that we were throwing down for him.

(Besides, ducks don't taste right that early in the year. Not that that was an issue, but it was discussed, you know?)
 

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Yea that lidocaine was hell huh? Too farmiliar with its sensation for comfort. Get yourself some of that QR powder. It clots immediately and disinfects. Good stuff.
 
Cut my finger to the tune of six stitches back when I was a young two striper. Gal that sewed me up was a pretty young blonde, and though I was apparently on the job training for her (she hurt me worse than the knife did), I never let out so much as a grunt, just sat there grinning at her like a rabid possum. Could have been a grouch, was in quite a mood before I saw her angelic face. See, when I walked into the ER with my hand wrapped in a greasy rag and blood running down my arm, those by-the-numbers nazis at the counter told me I had to go and get my medical records. You guessed it, records section was all the way on the other side of the hospital. I left a nice trail of blood up and down those halls, and didn't give a rat's a$$ about leaving a mess for them white suited prisses to have to clean up. Still, the little blonde with all the needles was a vision of loveliness, I was her willing victim. ;)

Sarge
 
Kevin the grey said:
Dave Rishar said:
Fortunately the edge stopped on the bone and no serious harm was done. ;) Quote

Dave ? Do you bother with going to the Doctor or just sew yourself up ?

When I cut my palm with an arrow (darn aluminum arrows) I swear I could have done a better job with my off hand than the doc did . His needle jabs of local anesthetic did nerve damage and hurt worse than the original cut .

I,ve done neater stitches when inebriated as well .

Are you a prophet? I just removed my stitches myself and Jesus H CHRIST!

It didn't HEAL right! The edges didn't heal together DESPITE being sewn together for 10 days like the doctor said. Its a huge valley like semi-healed cut with a thin layer of skin over the SIDES of the valley. I can see my FAT CELLS in two places just under the skin. SOB! I thought it felt funny, very irratated and itchy, I thought it was the stitches. I kept it covered the first week with ointment and all that. What the heck happens now? I know its gonna keep pulling open and catching on things. Its deeep. Damn.
A real doctor did it, it wasn't even a PA or a nurse, but a real doctor.
 
Azsoldier said:
Kevin the grey said:
A real doctor did it, it wasn't even a PA or a nurse, but a real doctor.

That's the problem. I dated a PA/Nurse Practitioner and the Dr. never did anything. He would have her do all the stitches, etc. Kinda like lawyers, once they make it to the top, it's the legal assistants that do all the real work.

Sorry, to hear the bad news , btw.:(
 
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