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Guyon

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Moose and I have to lose 20 pounds each by Blade Show.
The rules are simple: if you don't make weight, you pay the other person $100.
Frankly, I hope we both "win," but it sure would be nice to have some extra pocket change at Blade. :thumbup: :p

I think I'm going to sign Moose up for the Sausage of the Month club and send him Krispy Kreme donuts anonymously.
Maybe I could get Ethan to have him over for dinner to enjoy some of those hip-filling squirrel recipes. :D
 
Its my birthday, so, ribeyes and Jack Daniels it is, but after today, oh yeah, its on.

My fat ass has some weight to lose, and believe me, it can be lost and not found (I hope). I could use some extra scratch at Blade myself. Or at least at the after parties.

Hey G, if I win, will you pay up in one's?

:D



Moose
 
What are you doing sitting in front of the computer then? Put that Twinkie down and give me 50 burpees! :D Both of you!
 
Guyon said:
Why? Is Jeff Randall pole dancing in the Pit? :confused:
Are ESEE panties going to be involved? Tinder balls? :eek: :D
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I'd be coming home with a lot of one's if he was. Well, no, no I wouldn't. Since Jeff shaved his mustache, well, that would be worth a few bucks, I guess.

ESEE panties do give you access to tinder balls rather quickly. :D

Moose

ETA Prop, I'm doing situps as I type each letter. I passed out twice while writing this ETA.
 
Make tuna fish, chicken and vegtables your main source of food, get rid of pop/soda or anthing with carbination and excercise 30min a day.....

check you calories, say you need 3000 daily, -500 calories from what you need and you will lose 1 pound a week.

3500 calories=1 pound of fat

I got down to 9% body fat last summer, I was pretty chopped up
since then I have gained a few pounds but will be able to shed that easy....
 
i need to lose 30 lbs. everyone should pay me :)
 
When is Blade? I'm gonna join you guys for fun, because 20lbs would be a good start for me (60 is my real goal, but baby steps, y'know). Keep updating us so we can follow along.

BTW, Sausages and Krispy Kremes - pure evil:D

Guyon said:
Moose and I have to lose 20 pounds each by Blade Show.
The rules are simple: if you don't make weight, you pay the other person $100.
Frankly, I hope we both "win," but it sure would be nice to have some extra pocket change at Blade. :thumbup: :p

I think I'm going to sign Moose up for the Sausage of the Month club and send him Krispy Kreme donuts anonymously.
Maybe I could get Ethan to have him over for dinner to enjoy some of those hip-filling squirrel recipes. :D
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How's the before and after weights documented? Honor system? Interwebs dictate pics or it didn't happen :p
 
Qeth said:
How's the before and after weights documented? Honor system? Interwebs dictate pics or it didn't happen :p
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We took pic of our jacked up toes while on the scale documenting our start weights. Since toes don't change much, we can identify the toes at the finish weigh in on June 1. Trust me, Guyon's got some ugly toes, but mine make his look like Miss America. Don't ask us to post them, the puking noise heard across America would almost sound like the herald fo the pocky lips.

Seriously jacked up toes. You'd think we were some hikers at one time, LOL.

Moose
 
So you're both going to gain 20 lbs and give eachother $100 therefore breaking even? What a challenege. I got a better one. You buy me a case of Maine lobsters and if I can finish them all I will pay you back. If not.... :D
 
Flexxx said:
I got the name from college, these chicks would call me flexxx.....:D

It just kind of stuck and everyone new me as FLEXXX.
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I thought the XXX came from your product line. :p

moosez45 said:
We took pic of our jacked up toes while on the scale documenting our start weights. Since toes don't change much, we can identify the toes at the finish weigh in on June 1. Trust me, Guyon's got some ugly toes, but mine make his look like Miss America. Don't ask us to post them, the puking noise heard across America would almost sound like the herald fo the pocky lips.

Seriously jacked up toes. You'd think we were some hikers at one time, LOL.

Moose
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I laughed out loud. Thank God you weren't drunk when you took your pic. I don't know if I could have stomached the tip of your pecker at the bottom of the shot.

adaman04 said:
So you're both going to gain 20 lbs and give eachother $100 therefore breaking even? What a challenege. I got a better one. You buy me a case of Maine lobsters and if I can finish them all I will pay you back. If not.... :D
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That's a good point. We probably ought to add a side bet. Like if neither makes weight, the one who lost the most pounds gets a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. :D
 
Guyon said:
Thank God you weren't drunk when you took your pic. I don't know if I could have stomached the tip of your pecker...
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I was drinking when reading this. You, sir, owe me a keyboard. And an apology to my 5 month old daughter with coffee sprayed all over her head. ;p
 
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