It's Porkerson's Fault!

idahoskunk

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how is it that porkerson locks down all the threads just as i get ready to make a spectacular post? has he bugged my house? does he have esp? maybe vicki is a mole?

I SMELL A RAT!!!!!!!!!! :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:
 

Guyon

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I agree. I was just about to blow that house party wide open with shocking revelations and celebrity scoops.
 

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O.K. then, Lets drink!!!! :eek:

Tony G, Cobalt, Skunk, Jerry, Garth????????



:D
 

idahoskunk

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i agree... and as far as religion and the afterlife go, i'm not taking any chances!



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I have two of those t-shirts and I always get comments on how cool they look ! My son wore one to school and got sent home with a letter not to wear it anymore !
 
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after all that scotch,whiskey,Kool-aid,
Don't forget to close the gate please....
The gate keeper is watchin you frisky hogs!!!:D

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St. Peter ain't taking any of ya either,unless your trading INFI....:)
 

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I believe that's the rat that Skunk smelled.
 

idahoskunk

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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they Were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne And began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new Wife asked, 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.' 'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.
'You mean polio?' she asked.
'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked 'What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!' 'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.
'You mean measles?' she asked.
'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.'

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
'Don't tell me,' she said.
'Let me guess...



Smallcox?



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LMAO Skunk! Best I've heard in a while:D:D






Yeah Porkerson, why'ed you ruin it, I was about to jump in that thread myself:grumpy:
:D:p
 
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did u manscape with a Fehrman or a Busse, u don't want to get this locked!!!!!!! choose ur words wisely!!!!!!
 
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