It's Porkerson's Fault!

[Uncle_Jarvis]

Popcorn is in the microwave.... Now where is my freaking hot sauce ..

 

[Guyon]

did u manscape with a Fehrman or a Busse, u don't want to get this locked!!!!!!! choose ur words wisely!!!!!!

If you're good enough with a blade, you can make all kinds of funny shapes and designs.

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Awesome,,, all my Busses are "Banned" by the time u feel it dig, u might be a Eunuch!!!!!!

 

[Tony G]

(This has replaced the "cool" smily for me) :thumbup:

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they Were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne And began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new Wife asked, 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.' 'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.
'You mean polio?' she asked.
'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked 'What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!' 'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.
'You mean measles?' she asked.
'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.'

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
'Don't tell me,' she said.
'Let me guess...



Smallcox?


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[Tony G]

Now that I don't need my brain until the next trial and I need to slow it back down so I can talk with Skunk.... I'm drinking Tequila for a while :thumbup:

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O.K. then, Lets drink!!!!

Tony G, Cobalt, Skunk, Jerry, Garth????????

 

[randucci]

Now that I don't need my brain until the next trial and I need to slow it back down so I can talk with Skunk.... I'm drinking Tequila for a while :thumbup:

Did you pour me one??? Try AH HA Toro!