Job Opening At Blade Mag: Online Writer

The Aflac Duck said:
Nobody is flexing, you are simply being a troll 😘
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It’s trolling to say rent is expensive in Chicago and NYC? I hate to break it to you, but just because you disagree with someone doesn’t mean they’re trolling you.

Also, rent IS expensive in Central Chicago. A 2br apartment is $3,620 a month. THAT… is expensive… and point being, a person can’t pay it on $40,000… and they can’t pay it with $80,000.

Saying “rent is expensive in Chicago” is demonstrably true, using the national averages to compare.. and “cost of living” is a real thing, not imaginary.
 
Paratrooper06 said:
It’s trolling to say rent is expensive in Chicago and NYC? I hate to break it to you, but just because you disagree with someone doesn’t mean they’re trolling you.

Also, rent IS expensive in Central Chicago. A 2br apartment is $3,620 a month. THAT… is expensive… and point being, a person can’t pay it on $40,000… and they can’t pay it with $80,000.

Saying “rent is expensive in Chicago” is demonstrably true, using the national averages to compare.. and “cost of living” is a real thing, not imaginary.
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So you looking at my profile to scope out my location, then using that as an argument isn’t trolling? Wow, you really need to step back and reevaluate your purpose.

Oh wait, you also mentioned NYC to conveniently make it seem like you’re not just being a troll. Congratulations, you’ve derailed another thread! 😘
 
I told my son to apply. He’s a journalism major. If the hours are flexible enough he’s definitely a strong candidate. He’d probably do all they needed in about 15 hours. Plus he’d have me as the knife expert to interview.

Don’t be surprised if Buck is at the top of a lot of lists. Lol.
 
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eveled said:
I told my son to apply. He’s a journalism major. If the hours are flexible enough he’s definitely a strong candidate. He’d probably do all they needed in about 15 hours. Plus he’d have me as the knife expert to interview.

Don’t be surprised if Buck is at the top of a lot of lists. Lol.
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Tell him to write for a boat, car, truck or RV magazine. At least that way they give him something to tool around in.😉

Back in the late 90's I had a neighbor that did it. He had an AWD Volvo T5R wagon dressed up in police car duds for a month or so. Surprisingly quick. Always had an RV or class C around. He'd have to review some tiny sub-compacts or minivans but he also got luxury cars and some fresh-off-the-line sports cars too.

If I was going to write reviews on on any given product or service, it'd be resorts in Hawaii, Mexico or the Bahamas.
 
It's a good gig for a writer starting out who isn't up to their necks in debt, someone with a spouse with a good job, or someone with a military pension looking for something else to do. If the requirements sound too steep it might be a case of "blue sky". The employer asks for their best case scenario employee and if they can't find that person they have to settle.

There are a ton of writers in the gaming/comics community who would leap at this job, given how terrible they're being paid these days for penny articles online. I get the need to be trendy, but I really hate articles with titles like "Six knives your spouse will stab you with when she finds out how much you spent on them" or "I used a grinder for the first time using my Benchmade Proper. You won't believe what happened next!"
 
BLADE Magazine said:
Howdy Blade Forums Folks,

I wanted to put on your radar we (BLADE Magazine) are presently hiring for an Online Writer. The job description is below, plus a link to where you can apply. But in thumbnail, if you have a way with words, know your way around a content management system (like Wordpress), know a bit about SEO and, above all, are passionate about knives, this might be the position for you.

If we've piqued your interest, you can APPLY HERE

If you need a bit more info, the full job description is below.

Online Writer/Editor – Blade Magazine

Blade Magazine is the authoritative voice in knife journalism, with a history stretching back to 1973. We are searching for a full-time content creator who is equally adept at writing and editing to join our team.

First and foremost, we seek a skilled wordsmith, capable of producing engaging short- and long-format content under tight deadlines for our digital platforms and to support our monthly print magazine. The position requires a strong desire to earn and expand upon knowledge of factory and custom knives, knifemaking, basic shop techniques, knife rights and every other facet of the knife industry. Tangential content coverage includes emergency preparedness and survivalism, so a working background in prepping would also help. However, if there are deficits in your background a willingness to educate yourself through dogged research wins points.

Equally as important is brilliant search engine optimization (SEO). The ability to optimize content to rank on search engines, while keeping the copy lively, readable and informative is a key to success. We want your pieces read, shared and returned to often. To accomplish this you must have a basic understanding of SEO techniques and be willing to enhance that knowledge. We want your posts the top result on Google and other major search engines!

If you have a way with words, love the knife industry, embrace technology, are data driven and willing to put ego aside and learn, Blade Magazine would love to hear from you.

What you will be doing:

Research and write engaging short- and long-form features on specific keywords pertaining to knives, knifemaking and the knife industry.
Supporting the print magazine’s editorial staff as needed.
Conceptualize and execute new ways to add compelling visual content to posts.
Work within the confines of SEO data, while not allowing it to hem in your natural creative and forceful writing.
Develop a self-driven process for researching and producing content while meeting fast-paced deadlines and quick turnarounds.

What you should have:

At least 1 year of experience developing high-quality content in the form of bylined articles, landing pages, product descriptions, SEO content and more. We’re excited to review your previous work.
Exceptional communication, time-management and problem-solving skills. You must be capable of producing content daily.
A basic understanding of SEO concepts and techniques, and a willingness to expand this knowledge base.
An understanding of knives (beyond they’re sharp), knifemaking and the industry. You needn’t be Bob Loveless, but don’t expect to waltz in knowing nothing.
Working knowledge of AP Style.

Job Type: Full-time

Pay: $38,000.00 - $40,000.00 per year

Benefits:

401(k)
Dental insurance
Flexible spending account
Health insurance
Health savings account
Life insurance
Paid time off
Vision insurance

Schedule:

8 hour shift
Monday to Friday

Education:

Associate (Preferred)

Experience:

Writing Skills: 1 year (Preferred)
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😳😊😀😃 - then I saw the pay…

 
The Aflac Duck said:
So you looking at my profile to scope out my location, then using that as an argument isn’t trolling? Wow, you really need to step back and reevaluate your purpose.

Oh wait, you also mentioned NYC to conveniently make it seem like you’re not just being a troll. Congratulations, you’ve derailed another thread! 😘
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It’s only derailing because you seem to think rent isn’t expensive in NYC and Chicago. I guess we can just agree to disagree since you seem to think the position as entry level writer for this magazine should pay enough to subsidize a $3,600 a month rent/mortgage.

Oh and one last thing: Lots of people pay mortgages, including myself. It isn’t the internet flex you think it is to mock people that pay rent by mentioning it.
 
Paratrooper06 said:
It’s only derailing because you seem to think rent isn’t expensive in NYC and Chicago. I guess we can just agree to disagree since you seem to think the position as entry level writer for this magazine should pay enough to subsidize a $3,600 a month rent/mortgage.

Oh and one last thing: Lots of people pay mortgages, including myself. It isn’t the internet flex you think it is to mock people that pay rent by mentioning it.
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Really? And it wasn't your intent to insinuate The Aflac Duck The Aflac Duck pays rent with this comment (that you stealth edited to add NYC, I saw the original comment, by the way):

Paratrooper06 said:
Well thankfully not everyone lives in Chicago or NYC and needs to pay $2,000 a month rent for a janitor’s closet with a cot in it.
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You just chose Chicago at random? Sure you did. :rolleyes:

Go troll somewhere else.
 
Quiet said:
Really? And it wasn't your intent to insinuate The Aflac Duck The Aflac Duck pays rent with this comment (that you stealth edited to add NYC, I saw the original comment, by the way):


You just chose Chicago at random? Sure you did. :rolleyes:

Go troll somewhere else.
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Who was it that said this?
I’d requote it but the thread is locked. I’ll give you one guess. :)
It seems that you need to be reminded that you don’t get to tell me what to do.
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Paratrooper06 said:
Who was it that said this?
I’d requote it but the thread is locked. I’ll give you one guess. :)
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That's ok, I said that. Also, I enjoy that you're admitting you're just trolling here. :)

Also, huh, doing some quick Google-Fu research, it shows that Chicago doesn't even crack the top ten most expensive COL cities in America, placing fifteenth. I'm sure it was just an example, chosen entirely at random. :rolleyes:

It certainly wasn't because you were trying to troll The Aflac Duck The Aflac Duck
 
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Quiet said:
That's ok, I said that. Also, I enjoy that you're admitting you're just trolling here. :)

Also, huh, doing some quick Google-Fu research, it shows that Chicago doesn't even crack the top ten most expensive COL cities in America, placing fifteenth. I'm sure it was just an example, chosen entirely at random. :rolleyes:

It certainly wasn't because you were trying to troll The Aflac Duck The Aflac Duck
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I’m not trolling anyone. I saw someone arrogantly scoff at the salary offer for an entry level position, and simply reminded them the cost of living varies greatly depending on what major city you reside in. Now, are you done… or are you trying to screw up a thread by trolling the OP and me for a record number of thread locks instigated by you and yours? Give it a rest already.
 
Paratrooper06 said:
I’m not trolling anyone. I saw someone arrogantly scoff at the salary offer for an entry level position, and simply reminded them the cost of living varies greatly depending on what major city you reside in. Now, are you done… or are you trying to screw up a thread by trolling the OP and me for a record number of thread locks instigated by you and yours? Give it a rest already.
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I always enjoy when you attempt to police other peoples' language in these types of threads (which is something a small, powerless person does to try to feel some semblance of control). So, who are you to try to respond to someone for (as you foolishly claim) "arrogantly" scoffing at this job posting? Do you work for BLADE Magazine? Or did you just want to lash out at someone you don't like, and can't control? I think everyone reading this thread knows when a troll is trolling people, which is what you were doing. Give it a rest is right. Take your own advice, thanks! :D

Anyway, thanks for the targeted real estate refresher, but let's get back on topic. See how fun that is?
 
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