Just Divorced giveaway

Congrats CM!

I'm in and thanks for the opportunity!

I'll go with #352
 
A man asks his wife what she wants for her birthday.

She replies "A divorce!"

The man says "I was not thinking of spending that much...."

Please give me 222 -

thanks -

mqqn
 
I filed for divorce but never got the pleasure of it. They bifurcated us instead. Which I think means, "Dude you are no longer married, but we want to continue to screw you in family court for the next couple of years, or until you lose the will to live."

I'll take 19 if nobody has it.

Thanks
 
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