Just saw this weird knife...

knifeandgun said:
Microtech Jagdkommando.


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Lemme see now.
Its named after an austrian elite unit.
I wonder why??!
G'wad help any captured jagdkommando should any hostlities breakout...
Maybe that wicked twisted swirl blade
Would work better if
The entire unit can be attached to a battery powered dremel rotary tool.
Yeah, perhaps that would deal with the legions of cosplay storm troopers
Over running the city.
 
Funniest knife ever. Funnier than Klingon blades. I just can't...................
 
I have it from a some what reliable source who thought he might have heard someone say that the mere possession of a Jagdkommando would allow the owner to skip not only basic training but BUDS as well and enter directly into ST6 as an operator. It's just that good a blade.
 
My new EDC! Well, either that or a broken whiskey bottle. About the same for use around the office...
"What?!? You drank the last of the coffee AND ate the last donut? Might as well have the last of my whiskey, too!!" *Schlock!*
 
Jens Schuetz said:
. This way it's a better cutter for 379 degrees than any other blade single edge knife,
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So many edges and angles that it has cut through the fabric of space/time to create an additional 20° in a circle!

Lol :D
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This thing is a mess. Anyone that pulls this on someone I going to have a hell of a time in court defending themselves. Considering that it isn't likely that many lawyers (in NJ) would want to try to defend this "weapon" as a tool for the "de-escalation of the scenario" and justify that it isn't used for anything other than attempting to kill someone.
 
NJBillK said:
So many edges and angles that it has cut through the fabric of space/time to create an additional 20° in a circle!

Lol :D
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This thing is a mess. Anyone that pulls this on someone I going to have a hell of a time in court defending themselves. Considering that it isn't likely that many lawyers (in NJ) would want to try to defend this "weapon" as a tool for the "de-escalation of the scenario" and justify that it isn't used for anything other than attempting to kill someone.
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Lol. Good catch and you are the first one.

Who's idea was 360 anyways? In the military we split circles into 1000 segments. Makes more sense if you like metrics.
 
For your consideration, I present a video of the "Mini" version carving a pumpkin...
Yes, it is as bad as you think it will be (if not worse)...
[video]https://youtu.be/sJXlJdv2h1o[/video]
Video is by "TheHollowGrind", I have no affiliation with, or idea who this is.
 
They outlawed three corner bayonets because the wounds were too difficult to close (on the entrance and exit wounds).
 
Jens Schuetz said:
Lol. Good catch and you are the first one.

Who's idea was 360 anyways? In the military we split circles into 1000 segments. Makes more sense if you like metrics.
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We're Americans. We don't like the metric system. Go keep you milliliters and centigrade. We like our feet and Fahrenheit.

Zero
 
Zero_Time said:
We're Americans. We don't like the metric system. Go keep you milliliters and centigrade. We like our feet and Fahrenheit.

Zero
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I don't per see "like" millimeters I just prefer what makes most sense to me and most of the planet.
All American scientists I work with in America use metrics for everything. Thus "we are Americans..." doesn't apply to some of the smartest guys of this beautiful country with the most noble price winners in the world. Well except for that guy at NASA who crashed a probe on Mars with his precious feet.
 
Jens Schuetz said:
I don't per see "like" millimeters I just prefer what makes most sense to me and most of the planet.
All American scientists I work with in America use metrics for everything. Thus "we are Americans..." doesn't apply to some of the smartest guys of this beautiful country with the most noble price winners in the world. Well except for that guy at NASA who crashed a probe on Mars with his precious feet.
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Centigrade is really hard: yeah, you can approx. by (centigrade)*2 +32=~Fahrenheit, but the real multiplication, 1.8, sucks.

And talking about height in decimals is weird. Or hundreds of centimeters.

I didn't say millimeters were bad, but milliliters? Yuck.

Zero
 
strategy9 said:
They were aiming at keeping the cost affordable...


And since we're on the topic of "weird knives", I saw this little gem on the jungle river site a while back, this thread made be think about it.

The "alien robot tactictical liner lock" knife... I can't even........ And here I thought tactical alien robots used laser canons and death rays... Apparently they use complex liner lock knives, probably made from some secret exotic alien metal alloy I'm sure...
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That knife actually looks kinda cool. Not practical, but cool. Sorta like a paratrooper knife.
 
Zero_Time said:
Centigrade is really hard: yeah, you can approx. by (centigrade)*2 +32=~Fahrenheit, but the real multiplication, 1.8, sucks.

And talking about height in decimals is weird. Or hundreds of centimeters.

I didn't say millimeters were bad, but milliliters? Yuck.

Zero
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Yep millilitres are useless. Who ever orders that little of a Beer? :-D
Btw we have to make the Dollar less metric. 100 cent per Dollar is way too metric. A dozen per Dollar would be way cooler.
Also what I noticed is that average Americans are way better in using and calculating fractions. Probably due to the complicated measuring units they are using everyday. All I ever have to do instead of fractions is multiplying or dividing by ten (dezi) hundred (centi) or thousand (milli). So I'm lacking in the fraction department. But luckily there are even measuring devices which calculate that and I can simply read 3/16 inch. Otherwise I've to count how many lines are between the inch (16 in that case) and then how many of these lines is the piece thick (3) and then I know it's 3/16. Also if you tell me 8/48 I wouldn't know which one is bigger without having to do some mental math while you guys would probably know it instantly.
Cool skills vs less effort, hard decision.
 
Charlie Mike said:
The sheath resembles a dildo... not by chance either, it serves to remind you that you got screwed.
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Friend of mine on Facebook referred to it as a "dildo grenade"...if there's two words that shouldn't go together those are the ones...
"Hey, no, don't do that, that's not what it looks like!"
(Muffled explosion, followed by whimpering)
Curtain falls...
 
tiguy7 said:
They outlawed three corner bayonets




because the wounds were too difficult to close (on the entrance and exit wounds).
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Not quite true.

Chinese have been and continue to use them.

The wound part is very true
 
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