Just saw this weird knife...

[kspaz]

When I first saw it, it reminded me of my WW1 trench knife.

 

[bflying]

I can't believe no one can come up with legitimate uses for the Microtech Jackoffkommandilldoe. Just off my head, I think it would be perfect for dispatching waterbeds. Popping balloons at a child's bday party. Possible use one the tires of the guy sleeping with your wife. Need I go on?

For every brilliant mind, there's always someone nearby saying "dude, that would be soooooo cool, I'd buy it."

 

[Sosa]

I remember a thread about these being on clearance and they were all bought with ghoulish pleasure.

 

[mr2blue]

Would be a bitch to sharpen.......at least for me

 

[NG VI]

They were aiming at keeping the cost affordable...


And since we're on the topic of "weird knives", I saw this little gem on the jungle river site a while back, this thread made be think about it.

The "alien robot tactictical liner lock" knife... I can't even........ And here I thought tactical alien robots used laser canons and death rays... Apparently they use complex liner lock knives, probably made from some secret exotic alien metal alloy I'm sure...

It's called 'zinc'

 

[NG VI]

Lol. Good catch and you are the first one.

Who's idea was 360 anyways? In the military we split circles into 1000 segments. Makes more sense if you like metrics.

It's based off of the solar year

 

[jazub]

It looks like an excellent cheese slicer.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

What i think? It is a pointy drill.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Actually, it reminds me of my pyramidal arrow broadheads, those are incredibly easy to sharpen because they are not spiraled

 

[Jens Schuetz]

I'm surprised nobody associated it with this so far.
http://images.wisegeek.com/reel-lawn-rower-cylinder.jpg
Source: wisegeek.com

Reel lawn mower blade.

 

[syco1138]

Tactical apple-corer, so you can operate while coring apples. Tactically.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Try this, it's a tire plug reamer, keep some patches in your truck and this, just in case you need to ream a hole, it's perfectly legal and available at most autoparts stores.

 

[blade dude]

Stick it in a drill press and have a tactical drill bit then when it's time to mow lawn you put it in hand drill and crawl because you sold your lawnmower to pay for it. Then you also tape it to a stick because you sold your hunting rifle to buy it

 

[rschuch]

Try this, it's a tire plug reamer, keep some patches in your truck and this, just in case you need to ream a hole, it's perfectly legal and available at most autoparts stores.

Can I get this with a pocket clip?

 

[NJBillK]

Just try to put it in your pocket and Boom! Your thigh becomes a sheath! Now no clip is needed.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

It breaks down to three pieces and the blade's replaceable.

 

[rschuch]

Hey, as long as I can board the plane with it....

 

[rschuch]

The question was. "How do you sharpen it?"

On the vertebrae of your enemies.

Laughed out loud at this one!
You could almost see the creature from one of the Predator movies using this thing, maybe after he runs out of ammo. But he makes the mistake of trying to kill a few BladeForums guys and they see the knife, elbow each other, start snickering, then drop to the ground laughing. The Predator looks at them, looks at the knife, then kills himself out of embarassment. Call Stallone and Schwartzneggar to start filming....

 

[timberweasel]

The knife is for evisceration; the sheath is for 'crying-in the-shower-in-the-fetal-position' humiliation.

Wu-shaaa!

Nailed it!

-Brett